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I'm finally 21, I can go out and drink and do whatever.. and it's nice. Although, I've already done some embarassing things while under the influence. (Hence this thread.)

Ever pee on somebody? Get peed on? Go streaking? Wrestle someone that doesn't want to wrestle? Share your 'way-too-much-to-drink' stories. =D

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

Most of them time you end up saying something you regret or get in a
fight or just generally sway. Being drunk isn't so exciting TBH :razz:

As it happens I know some class stories from when I was stoned...

My stoned stories aren't so great.

I did try to run into my house once, but I didn't realize the glass door was closed, so I booked it top speed into a pane of glass and went unconscious for a couple minutes...

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I once rolled down a hill with an open long drink bottle on my hand.
Surprisingly enough it was still half full when I came to a halt. :razz:

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

Jimmi said:
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aww, jimmi beat me to it.....

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i eat paint

It's good that mostly you can't remember much. One of my earliest drinking memory involves me running around in unterpants while laughing and excusing myself for it. I don't remember much more but I don't want to either.

being irresponsible with the long-necked bottle goes without saying.. i'm more interested in unique instances. i think i've divulged this story before, but for example:

back on new years eve, i was in san clemente with my (now) ex. upon discovering the wonders of goldslager, she got me into bed and got me nekkid. the next morning, i woke up nekkid on her leather couch in the living room.. stuck to it. apparently i went to the bathroom and never came back. =D

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

I've never been drunk, but my friends are always peeing on stuff

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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never pissed on anything crazy, but man you sure have to piss alot

kicked down a tree once and tried to fix it by duct taping it to another tree

funny pissing incident: a bunch of us threw rocks at this guy while he was pissing, he had a bottle in one hand, was aiming with the other hand, and was doing a matrix deal tryin to dodge rocks and yell at us at the same time, i think his back was parallel to the ground

I'm almost done with college so I have my fair share of stupid stories.

Here's one I guess.

Last year I was third year RA on a hall of all first years, so I was kinda there to help 'em get through the first few months and adjust and just keep 'em out of trouble and answer questions and be a role model.

Part of this means not coming home drunk and definitely not drinking with them or around them.

One night in the fall I'm drunk at a party at the senior suites. I'm hitting on a girl and it's not going so well so I get frustrated and decide I'm going to go home. On the way home I need to piss so I duck behind the building and start pissing. I also call my buddy at the same time to talk about this girl, and I dont notice but I'm pissing all over the front of my shorts. I finally realize and start flipping out because I can't believe how stupid I am. At the same time, I notice that it's really cold out and I left my jacket inside at the party.

I'm stuck, because I can't go home for the fear of my freshman seeing me in this state (which would be unprofessional and just downright embarassing), and I can't go back to nab my jacket because I don't want to run into that girl with piss all over myself.

So... I decide I'm gonna wait until the piss dries and I can go home.

I basically sat in the dark freezing my ass off for nearly an hour waiting for my own piss to evaporate. Luckily I could talk to my buddy and laugh about how stupid I was for getting myself into that situation... and eventually I made it home safe and sound.

yeah you know, s**t happens

Here's one I guess... When I was in madeira I picked up a bottle of rum (50%).

I get home from holiday, my girlfriend calls me up, there's a party not
far from me. So I take half a litre of said rum with me, have a couple
of beers, some sangria and start drinking this stuff. I've had most of
the rum and start feeling sick, really, really sick. It's not even
midnight. I walk outside onto the street and... barf.... nice!

Still I managed to drag myself into work, and then go home half way through and puke, and then go back to work.

Once I pissed on this guys car at this party i went to where i was like the only white guy. I copped a beating but not too bad. Also I heard some of his car gettid bricked and keyed and windows smashed later on in the party which made me feel a bit better :smile: .

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.

I once forgot my swimming shorts when we had swimming lessons at school. In that case, you have to wear one of the 'school shorts'. Worn-out, big tents of swimming shorts, all sweaty of the fatso's who plumbed their butt in before you. Anyhow, the lesson was about to begin, so I quickly picked one and put it on.

Now, we were practicing the diving part today. I stood on the starting block, and jumped in the water. And that's when it hit me. A sudden, cool breeze where there shouldn't be a sudden, cool breeze. I instantly grabbed the elastic in my swimming shorts, and - because of doing that - made a rubbish dive.

Whilst I was underwater, I inspected the damage. I had picked a short with a big gaping hole where your small friend is supposed to be. Remember, I was in a public swimming pool, and all of my classmates, including girls were watching me dive.

I panicked. I swam to the edge of the pool, and tried to come out backwards, which looked kinda silly, but I managed to. Pressing bot of my legs firmly together, and thus walking like a lardy penguin, I asked the teacher whether or not I was allowed to go 'blow my nose' in the dressing room.

I stayed there for the rest of the lesson.

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

I was hitting on a girl under an underpass at a bond fire and leaned over my lap and barfed into a river and then smashed her phone a cried about it for like 15 minutes.

I later married her.

Top of an oak tree. Later married it.