Oh monqui...

His name is monqui
We are very close
He is quite hunky
He makes good toast

He made an avatar for me
But it was rejected
He climbed up a tree
Feeling dejected

Please come down
I fear you will fall
The trees are so big
Your brain is so small

Monqui I'm sorry
I think you're a saint
But you're f**king retarded
when it comes to mspaint.

:biggrin:

Cute...

Oh alien_sniper

I do not know why

You always have to cry

and cry.

Monqui will come down

Just give him time

Oh s**t I just relized

I cannot rhyme.

Wow. Just, wow.

I don't like Monqui
As much as I like pie.

That doesn't rhyme, Lep.

Monqui
can't you let me be
you're hurting me
especially my knee
please come for tea
I will waive the fee
Give me back my key
Monqui

Yeah, I suck.

His name monqui
oh how he shines
whenever he comments
he mumbles and whines

His name is Monqui
he's happy can be
he likes to reviews
some sloppy,some free

His name is monqui
if asked he will say
writing reviews
sure makes his whole day

Yeah, i suck too :wink:

has a revelation dear lord, it's pronounced Mon-kee isn't it?! That explains so much, the missing limbs and case of Craniopagus Parasiticus...

Leperous said:
has a revelation dear lord, it's pronounced Mon-kee isn't it?!

and how praytell did you pronounce it before this shining revelation?

Leperous said:
I don't like Monqui
As much as I like pie.

please don't tell me this is indicative

LOL "Oh Lep!" /me shakes head

O Leperous, O Leperous!

Stalwart shining as the sun.

O Leperous, O Leperous!

Make me a mod, you bum.

old Leperous, cassius, and an old monqui too...
snarkpitters all, the whole year through...
orpheus, cash, with a little bit of Brass :heee:
and lest we forget some fella named vash...

we have Kungfusquirrels, yak fighters, and Korn by the ton...
youve created a monster, o' Leperous one...
takes only a moment to raise such a clatter,
as i sit here and laugh, and get that much fatter..

Crono's and forceflows and other such names,
a close eye on A_S, yer daughters arent safe...
choose your words wisely, or go down in flames,
as the god of boulders is watching each day...

theres so many players, its hard not to stop,
gaming the time away till their eyeballs do pop...

to all the good folks ive seemed to left out...
quit yer f**kin' whining, and go have a stout...

***salute the irreplacable snarkpit... :wink:

Doc Brass... :dodgy:

very nicely done doc..

Sung to the tune of "We will rock you -Queen"

Buddy you?re a n00b make a big noise
Playin? with the PC gonna make a big map some day
You got crud on yo? face
You big disgrace
Spelling mistakes all over the place

We will we will teach you
We will we will teach you

Buddy you?ve a small map leaky map
Shoutin? in the forum gonna take on the world today
You got blood on yo? face
You big disgrace
Carving cylinders all over the place

We will we will teach you
We will we will teach you

Buddy you?re an old man n00b man
Pleadin? with your eyes gonna help you with your leaks some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will teach you
We will we will teach you

that was excellent frag....w00t!

Doc B... :dodgy:

/sniff

That was beautiful Brasso

Beautiful Snarkpit
How nice thee are
You taught me to map
(Even though it was hard..)

You never gave up
Through the bad and the good
You were always there
And it helped me REAL good

Without your guidence
I would still be
Making such maps
As ICEWORLD..X3

What Im trying to say
In these words of mine
Snarkpit I love you
Stay here for a long time.

I'm so confused...

And just curious, how did you pronounce it?

People mess it up all the time. It's part of the "charm."

It was h8ted on so i deleted it

I have no idea what that had to do with the topic but hell o well ehh.... just a forum its not offencive.... so laugh all you want... i know i laughed at it it wont hurt my feelings... just decided to give it a try just like everyone elts

hey dude, chill....this is getting a bit scarey.....

Doc B...

Why don't you two get a room. :rolleyes:

:razz:

bah....f**k off yak....grrrr

Doc B....

stfu man hes just helping me.... like the other people wouldnt and just flame me.... hes better then you would ever be.... flaming me on my first damn post... thats just pathetic you know?

Seems we've touched on a nerve with the gay jokes, then? Lighten up, ladies - we're not gay. This is a thread about singing the praises of other men, after all.

...

Oh, s**t.

Oh, I'm sorry. You must not understand what a 'joke' is. A joke by definition (from www.dictionary.com) is:

• Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line
• A mischievous trick; a prank.
• An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
• Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality

So, a joke is a statement made in jest and not meant to be taken seriously or as an insult. However, a joke can be taken as offensive by the tone of voice taken or by the cutting nature of the joke. This is particularly problematic on an internet forum, where the only means of communication is text, where the facial expressions, tone, and attitude of the speaker cannot be shown or explained.

Some smart person in the beginning of the internet realized this and devised something we now refer to as 'smilies'. A smiley allows for the emotion (hence the name 'emoticon') of the speaker to be shown. Now, if a speaker is laughing, he can use , if he's rolling his eyes he can use :rolleyes: , if he is replying in a sad manner , etc. This is meant to cut down on misunderstandings. A useful tool, is it not?

So, let us analyze the earlier statement:
Why don't you two get a room :rolleyes:
:razz:

We have here a statement that would be intended as an insult by someone in GRADE SCHOOL, while the rest of the world would realize that this statement is a joke, poking a little fun at the targets. A gentle ribbing, if you will. To further drive home the point of HEY DUMBASSES! IT'S A JOKE, DONT GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH! the :razz: was included. Again, a smilie that is sticking its tongue out at you, the reader, could only be seen as an insult to someone who is maybe 5 years old. The rest of the world would understand that its a joke, part of a slight razzing of the individuals. So, we have a statement that cannot reasonably be taken seriously as an insult by any adult or teenager and the proper emoticons to display that intent.

Now, let me show you how I feel about reading your reactions and replys and having to explain such a simple little joke: :rolleyes: For the love of all that is good and pure, what the hell is wrong with you people? What's next? Would you be offended if I called you a 'stupidhead', the ultimate Kindergarden insult? Even when it is obviously in jest and there cannot possibly be any misunderstanding to that? How anyone could be offended or even angry with what I said is beyond me. It wasn't a f**king flame, it wasn't an open statement of my hatred of both of you, it wasn't me accusing either of you of being gay. What. The. F**k.

now this s**ts outta hand....of course i knew it was a joke yak, and im sure you knew my f**k off comment was not really serious as well....

death, chill out....yer starting to spook the s**t outta me man....and that is serious. got it?

Doc Brass...

What can I say... I need sleep. :sad:

well, it was a damn nice explaination anyway, i must say...lol

Doc B

Lol @ brass & fraggard.

On the "Edelweiss"-tune (I'm a bad poet)

Mooooohooonqui, mooohooonqui

Every morning you greet us

Small and s**te

in the snarkpit-light

you look happy to meet us

players of snarkpit, may you boom and blow

boom and blow forever !

holy s**t force....

**waiting for the von trapps to come flying out of the woodwork....

Doc Brass... :dodgy:

Ther're mapping crazy,
They're mapping mad,
I can't think of a n0ob,
That Cass ain't eaten alive!

Thats my effort anyway.

Matt :razz:

sighs

i dunno where i have been, but the tension seems a bit high.

i have read every thread i can find, and have found no reasons for it....

the issue seems to have resolved itself, for which i am most happy, but the fact remains, it shouldn't have escalated in the first place.

/ me shut up now before i get to be the center of attention again

my PM works guys.

Yes, what have you been ladies been smoking And I've pronounced it 'Monk-weye' for the last couple of years.. sounds better I think, I love monkees and they are very sacred.

Crikey, some of these impromptu poems/songs are really rather good .

I totally missed "monqui" too for about a year but I didn't say anything cause he had a damn monkey as his avatar and I felt stupid! :biggrin:

I think I was pronouncing* it mono-qui... I've no idea why.

*I don't actually pronounce them, it's just how I thought it was pronounced.. or else everyone would thinnk I'm a freak and throw more stones at me. :biggrin:

Yeah... I originally was all like "It will be teh homonym for teh munkey," but then it evolved more into the "weird name that no one knew how to pronounce." It's been a running joke amongst my friends to intentionally mispronounce it, so it's all good. The amazing thing is that I've never seen any one else with the name (except for some weird music promotion org.)

Leperous said:
Yes, what have you been ladies been smoking

Some crack, a little opium... why you ask?

Yak_Fighter said:

Leperous said:
Yes, what have you been ladies been smoking

Some crack, a little opium... why you ask?

look at his avatar, he didn't get that puss by doing legal stuff

twas an interesting, and disturbing night ladies...Orph, you and i already talked about this...its just an extention of said prob, and is now squelched.... :wink: and my good buddy Yak helped, whether he knew it or not...

Doc B... :dodgy:

Always here to help... I think :razz:

Dr Brasso said:
Orph, you and i already talked about this...its just an extention of said prob, and is now squelched

nods head sagely

ahh, well that explains it a bit.. i just hope that in the end, my PM made more sense that it cased any new confusions..

my PM is still there if you need it.

nope....jon, your candor is appreciated, and occasionally helps to see the forest thru the trees....dont know if i could handle you as a "mealy mouthed, wishy washy waffling screwball".../runs :heee:

Doc B... :dodgy:

Crack? For forum users? I thought I had the single operation on that old wheeze...

Anyhoo,

There was a poster named Monqui,
Who liked to wake and dine at 3,
What of course was never understood,
Was why he feasted on fine gravied wood,
Because everybody else enjoyed tea!