mom's joke of the day....#4

<DIV>i swear, she gets ornerier by the day... </DIV>
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<DIV>A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he
told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass
and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home.
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<DIV>" Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered
the house. </DIV>
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<DIV>"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
didn't wake up until 8.00 p.m." </DIV>
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<DIV>The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf !"</DIV>
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<DIV>Doc B... :dodgy: </DIV></XBODY></DIV>

hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

nice, thats the best. Doc, seriously, whats up with your mom?

honestly WC, i dont know....one step away from the "funny farm" or alzheimers, or some such sheit...all i know is, shes 74, full of unprecidented piss and vinegar and, happy....

Doc B.... :dodgy:

ps....i hope she hides money i her matress... :wink:

Maybe they were real life experiences turned to jokes

Brasso's mum did it again ! Is she a stand-up comedian or what ? :biggrin:

Very funny. Heres a seriousely bad one from me:

Q: What did one geek say to the other geek on the phone?

A: I ph0n3d j00!

Sorry.

lol ! sad, but true :smile:

god, I love that avatar !

Heh.. no wait he said ornerier :wink:

rofl. ask your mum how she comes up with these things :razz:

I've heard this one before, so it's doubtful his mom was the originator. Hopefully, anyway, since this one seems more like a funny experience than a joke... :razz:

/me adds doc's mom to christmas card list :smile:

she is now my newest old hero :biggrin:

LOL Dr Brasso

Lol good one meh gota try that one day lol j/p

Ok, heres another one:

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<TD class=body vAlign=top colSpan=3>5 presidents are on a plane </TD></TR>
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Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

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Andrei said:
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

Er, shouldn't it be the other way round..?

Leperous said:

Andrei said:
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

Er, shouldn't it be the other way round..?

Or, they both say "I will make the world happy" and similtaneously through each other of the plane.

Nah, Clinton is a legend.

matt said:

Leperous said:

Andrei said:
Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

Er, shouldn't it be the other way round..?

Or, they both say "I will make the world happy" and similtaneously through each other of the plane.

Best idea i've heard today :razz: .