Happy St Patricks Day.

I'm sure glad he banished all the snakes and invented guinness and murdered those meddlesome Wright brothers. I'm not drinking tonight I don't think. there was some unplesantness last saturday.

You didn't wish me a happy St David's Day so you can shove your guinness and your green cossies up thine behind :razz:

Seriously though, happy st patricks day! free stout for all :biggrin:

What in heavens name is a green cossie? Maybe you shouldn't tell me.

Happy St Patrick's day! Now someone tell me why are you celebrating what?

Haven't guinness just hijacked St Patricks day, and turned it into 'guinness day', on which people not from ireland are supposed to go out and buy guinness and get wasted in their masses? Good marketing, but I prefer to drink when I want, not when guinness does :smile:

Its an excuse for the irish to get very drunk, and thoroughly bloody rat-arsed.

Not that many people drink guinness anymore. They keep trying to reinvent themselves.

I don't think people need the excuse to the "rat-arsed" Korn.

St Patricks day doesn't even exist here in sweden

...the Irish Saint...uh...guy...?

KoRnFlakes said:
Its an excuse for the irish to get very drunk, and thoroughly bloody rat-arsed.

they need excuses? i thought they stayed drunk to make their offspring? everyone knows irish women are ugly as... thwacks ensue

have a great st. patties day all.. if you drink as much as i do, there is no way to get into trouble :smile:

hollers

"ROOTBEERS ALL AROUND"

Yeah - the UK/Ireland Patron Saints are...

St. George - England (23rd April)
St. Patrick - Ireland (17th March)
St. Andrew - Scotland (30th November)
St. David - Wales (1st March)

Gwil said:
Yeah - the UK/Ireland Patron Saints are...

St. George - England (23rd April)
St. Patrick - Ireland (17th March)
St. Andrew - Scotland (30th November)
St. David - Wales (1st March)

St. Elsewhere - America (Saturday at 8 pm)

OtZman said:
St Patricks day doesn't even exist here in sweden

That's because you're all commies.

commies should only be used with the modifier "dirty, dirty"

DIRTY, DIRTY COMMIES!

Gwil said:
commies should only be used with the modifier "dirty, dirty"

DIRTY, DIRTY COMMIES!

keep it up and i will request a paypal account for you guys to help me pay for all these diapers..

Have you ever thought of just, you know, moving your computer into the bathroom? I mean, it seems like this is becoming a regular occurance, and I gotta think it's cheaper.

Cash Car Star said:
Have you ever thought of just, you know, moving your computer into the bathroom? I mean, it seems like this is becoming a regular occurrence, and I gotta think it's cheaper.

frowns
gasps
screams

YOU,points accusing finger at cash YOU"RE HUNKY FROM CASHVILLE..

you're the asswipe writing emails to my wife, i know its you, i check her emails and someone said exactly those words..

grumbles incoherently

you just wait.. till i change this last diaper.. i'll show you bucko .

Guinness is rank stuff, I'm more of a Cider guy... more alcoholic and tastes so good!

STRONGBOW FOREVER!

yeh guinness is rank and if you have a bad pint you could be s**tting through the eye of a needle all the next day.

I preffer a nice pint of fosters, Stella (aka wife beater) or grolsch

Straight vodka. Seperates the men from the boys. Or rather, the liver from the body.

Should have some red nectar (Red Aftershock) that separates the men from the boys.

I usually have around 8-12 doubled on a thursday night out but i carnt drink that much at the min cos I recovering from a night I carnt remember I know I had a double Absinth and then I had about 12 Aftershocks and then it kind of goes blank untill I woke up in a carpark.

Not as bad as my friend though he broke his arm and fractured his jaw while running from the cops after having a double absinth. Then not long after thet he had to go to Iraq.

he brought christianity to Ireland... but i dont know why its celebrated on the 17th?
musta being the time when the oats were in their most plentyfull :smile:
long-shore-island-ice-tea (?) drink that in one and youl find out which you you are!

Dave Unplesentness??

Dave Unplesentness??

Yeah, that's why I didn't make it to envy.

Should have some red nectar (Red Aftershock) that separates the men from the boys.

I usually have around 8-12 doubled on a thursday night out but i carnt drink that much at the min cos I recovering from a night I carnt remember I know I had a double Absinth and then I had about 12 Aftershocks and then it kind of goes blank untill I woke up in a carpark.

Not as bad as my friend though he broke his arm and fractured his jaw while running from the cops after having a double absinth. Then not long after thet he had to go to Iraq.

Hahahaha.
We had a pretty hilarious string of postings on another board once from someone who was drunk, he was calling everyone his best friend and complaining about women and so forth. He didn't remember it the next day, and he was pretty surprised to see a topic he didn't remember making.

I drank a whole 1.5l bottle of vodka and didnt get drunk!(or was that industrial paint remover?hmm... ).

What percentage was it? I can't imagine anyone not getting wasted on that much vodka... unless they drank if over a period of a week. :biggrin:

In 45 minutes. I didnt get drunk since i went straight to bed :biggrin: evil squints.

Surely you felt bad in the morning? I was moaning for half the next day! Damn you. :biggrin:

Well, i did notice a strange side effect: although i could think straight, my movement coordonation was...wrong.Just like an AN-225 without a gyroscope.

Yeh, Happy S-P (looks just like SnarkPit) day !

Wouldn't be a bad idea at all, a snarkpit day :razz: