REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
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With her consent............................... 12 Calories
Without her consent........................... 2187 Calories
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OPENING HER BRA:
<DIV></DIV>With both hands................................ 8 Calories
<DIV></DIV>With one hand.................................. 12 Calories
<DIV></DIV>With your teeth................................ 485 Calories
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PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
<DIV></DIV>With an erection............................... 6 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Without an erection........................... 3315 Calories
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POSITIONS:
<DIV></DIV>Missionary................................... 12 Calories
<DIV></DIV>69 lying down................................ 78 Calories
<DIV></DIV>69 standing up................................ 812 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Wheelbarrow................................... 216 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Doggy style.................................... 326 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
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ORGASMS:
<DIV></DIV>Real...........................................112 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Fake..........................................1315 Calories
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POST ORGASM:
<DIV></DIV>Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
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GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
<DIV></DIV>If you are:
<DIV></DIV>20-29 years....................................36 Calories
<DIV></DIV>30-39 years....................................80 Calories
<DIV></DIV>40-49 years....................................124 Calories
<DIV></DIV>50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
<DIV></DIV>60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
<DIV></DIV>70 and over....................................Results are still pending
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DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
<DIV></DIV>Calmly.........................................32 Calories
<DIV></DIV>In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
Calories Results may vary.
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