Re: Sex & Calorie Burning Chart
Posted by Wild Card on
Mon Mar 22nd 2004 at 8:08pm
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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
<DIV></DIV>
With her consent............................... 12 Calories
Without her consent........................... 2187 Calories
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OPENING HER BRA:
<DIV></DIV>With both hands................................ 8 Calories
<DIV></DIV>With one hand.................................. 12 Calories
<DIV></DIV>With your teeth................................ 485 Calories
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PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
<DIV></DIV>With an erection............................... 6 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Without an erection........................... 3315 Calories
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POSITIONS:
<DIV></DIV>Missionary................................... 12 Calories
<DIV></DIV>69 lying down................................ 78 Calories
<DIV></DIV>69 standing up................................ 812 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Wheelbarrow................................... 216 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Doggy style.................................... 326 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
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ORGASMS:
<DIV></DIV>Real...........................................112 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Fake..........................................1315 Calories
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POST ORGASM:
<DIV></DIV>Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
<DIV></DIV>Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
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GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
<DIV></DIV>If you are:
<DIV></DIV>20-29 years....................................36 Calories
<DIV></DIV>30-39 years....................................80 Calories
<DIV></DIV>40-49 years....................................124 Calories
<DIV></DIV>50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
<DIV></DIV>60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
<DIV></DIV>70 and over....................................Results are still pending
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DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
<DIV></DIV>Calmly.........................................32 Calories
<DIV></DIV>In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
Calories Results may vary.
Re: Sex & Calorie Burning Chart
Posted by azelito on
Mon Mar 22nd 2004 at 8:32pm
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Hahaha..
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Re: Sex & Calorie Burning Chart
Posted by Bruce on
Mon Mar 22nd 2004 at 9:08pm
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I have no words to describe my current mental situation so here we go......
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Re: Sex & Calorie Burning Chart
Posted by Forceflow on
Mon Mar 22nd 2004 at 9:28pm
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damn, I am sooo healthy
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Re: Sex & Calorie Burning Chart
Posted by Crono on
Mon Mar 22nd 2004 at 9:44pm
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I read an interview of a physician in some scientific journal a few years ago. He said that all the exercise you need (meaning to keep healthy) is getting it on 3 times a day in an 'active' position. Because the act of ... reaching it ... alone burns an amazing amount of energy through your entire body. Then actively doing something burns even more.