This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..

"You really think you should let your girl keep company with a guy big enuff to satisfy a blue whale?" -Jack Nicholson, Anger Management

Haha, that would be wierd... it would be like the guy having another guy standing next to himself </instant derailment>

You know what you got there? You've got a fishhook in your finger!

Chuckie... That's the national sport!

...so that happened!

Insta-cookie to whoever names the movie.

"If I'm a child, you know what that makes you, Lois? A Pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert." -Seth McFarlane (Peter), Family Guy

"Dong, where is my automobile?" -Family Guy

"It's not a tumor!!!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop.

There's many more, far too many to list.

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"It's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology versus horse" - Nicholas Cage (Donald), Adaptation.

"Now Bart, you know that Lisa is smarter than you are, because the Simpson males are born without a brain" - Marge Simpson

"Knowledge is Faiths greatest enemy" - The Order

"Remember,man was made... at the end of the week" - Mark Twain

Death is... whimsical... today.

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?

I haven't got TIME for this Mickey Mouse bulls**t!

All Gary Oldman from L?on

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" (Jules)

"If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n****r waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." (Marsellus Wallace)

"So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass." (Koons)

"Jules, if you give that f**king nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principle." (VIncent)

"Would you give a guy a foot massage?" (VIncent)

"I'm gonna get medieval on yo' ass." (Marsellus Wallace)

"We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here, and what's Fonzie like?" (Jules)

"English, motherf**ker! Do you speak it?!" (Jules)

"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." (The Wolf)

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
(not a one-liner I realise, but still...)

and of course, the almighty...

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris? (Vincent)

Next to the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction has to be the most quotable damned movie on the planet.

Jesus loves you !.. But I think you're a c**k.

"A scratch! Your arm's off!" the Holy Grail

"What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer!" Tom Arnold True Lies

"hmm... I though christmass only came once a year!" Pierce Brosnan The World Is Not Enough

"I don't know how to be a boyfriend" - Jack Nicholson, Something's Gotta Give

Not really a one liner, but... Friends series 2 episode 6 - the one with the baby on the bus:

Joey: "Hey do you realise what this [flashy bracelet] will do for your sex life?"

Chandler: "Well it'll probably slow me down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on track."

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - apcolypse now

Your proctologist called.... he found you head -internet

I'm going to kill them all sir. -solider/Kurt Russel

"Theres nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot" - Clint Eastwood

From a whole bunch of different movies:

Sting has always been a big inspiration to me... all that music he's made. Not that I listen to it or anything, but the fact that he's made it.. I respect that.

Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips?!? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

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KFS - State and Main? Only saw the first half but I remember the last line in there.

Insta-cookie for Cash Car Star!

"...Yes you did! You invaded Poland" (No prizes for guessing)
"Frankly my dear [dubbed] I love you lets get married!" - The Simpsons
"I'm sm serious and don't call me Shirley" (Airplane)

"Women should be obscene and not heard" - John Lennon

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?"

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

"How soon Can you land" / " I can't tell" / "You Can tell me, I'm a doctor"

/me hugs Airplane

Kage_Prototype said:
/me hugs Airplane

timeless comedy

this whole genre' is timeless..

"Naked gun" series.
"Airplane"
"Loaded Weapon"
"Mr. Magoo"
"Wrongfully Accused"
"Repossessed"
"Hotshots" series

yup, timeless :biggrin:

flashman said:
"Women should be obscene and not heard" - John Lennon

Maybe I screwed something up somewhere in my memory, but wasn't that Groucho Marx?

Pray for Mojo.

Orpheus said:
"You really think you should let your girl keep company with a guy big enuff to satisfy a blue whale?" -Jack Nicholson, Anger Management

LOL, i just watched anger management a couple of hours ago,
''lucky bastard''-the waiter at the resturant.
''[color=white]today i have been mostly...dangling my knob in blacmange''-that guy from the fast show

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"My God, you're ugly !" (John Cleese, Fawlty Towers, episode "The Germans")

"I am the Architect. I created the matrix. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.? (The Architect to Neo)

?It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons. ? (Douglas Adams)

Those aren't really one liners, are they..? :razz:

This is a quote I like. Probably doesn't count as a one liner either:

"Up to the twentieth century, "reality" was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the initial publication of the chart of the electromagnetic spectrum...humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one-millionth of reality."

Heard it on an Incubus song, but it was by some science guy.. or something.

Leperous said:
Those aren't really one liners, are they..? :razz:

For me, with a monitor resolution of 8000*6000, they were all one-liners, lep :razz:

No, seriously ... I liked the quotes, so it would be useless to start a new thread for them ...

a misquoted one liner, i like my version much,much better..

"Give my life,creation" -Doctor Frankenstein

From Dr Strangelove..

"YOU CANT FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!" :biggrin: cracks me up every time

Edit: didnt notice CCS already said this one, so heres another "not so one liner" to add the plethora already present..

from Red Dwarf series III, "Polymorph"

"I hate snakes! Snakes are my second biggest fear!"
"What's your first?"
10 ft mutant appears from pedal bin
"THAT!"

Family guy love:

Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man
you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into
some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
-Peter

Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
-Stewie

You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk.
-Stewie

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." Groucho Marx

rodney dangerfield, in "Back to School", during the 'big exam' to sally kellerman:

"rage, rage against the dying of the light"

"what does that mean to you thornton?"

"it means, i dont take s**t from NO one..."

Doc Brass.. :dodgy:

btw.....hi guys... :smile:

Yay, another SPLA member back from the dead! Why the long hiatus Doc? You've been missed. :smile:

The Doctor has entered the building.

wub wub wub ! Welcome Back !

Wecome back dr.brasso!

OMFG! I havent seen you in ages. WB?

at least everyones welcome is in single sentences..

doc PM me your home number.. apparently you never check your answering machine..

Hey Brasso, welcome back. Do stay a while. :smile:

"mirrors are more fun than television"

(it's not from a movie, it's not from real life, but it's a very nice little sentence from the great game MAX PAYNE)

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What a beautiful pink color ^_^'

That first part to the line is from a Dylan Thomas poem, right?

"Your life wouldn't make a good story. Don't even try." (dunno)

"She turned me into a frog ! ... well ... I got better ..." (John Cleese, The Quest For The Holy Grail)

She turned me into a newt, forceflow.

Hmm. I may have watched that thing too many times.

Couldn't remember the word, and the dutch subtitles said "kikker", which is "frog" in English :razz:

Stupid subtitle people.

Kage_Prototype said:
Stupid subtitle people.

I agree.

Although it has nothing to do with the topic that is here now cos you have moved it from famous one liners to somthing different ( anyway, hi dr.brasso )

I'll be back | Terminator ( cant spell the real bloke :razz: )
supprised you failed to mention that one ^

Now for somthing completely different | Monty python ( Flying circus )

Keh | Faulty Towers

Smeg | Red dwarf

Keh | Faulty Towers

That's "que", spanish for "what".

You should read my signiture

Couple more

Doh | Homer simpson
Rodney you plonker | only fools and snails < Hoarses

"April Foo-"

--Bart Simpson, right before the house explodes

I've read your signature, I was just correcting you. :smile: