Am I going to go to hell for this?

Am I going to go to hell for this?

Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Mephs on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 10:37pm
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Will the Roman Catholic Church ever let Pope John Paul II die with dignity?

NO

I should point out that I was brought up a Catholic.
(I've been yapping about this on IRC for days now while making it, so its time to annoy the forums. :razz: )

Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by fishy on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 10:43pm
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so the dog survived :smile:
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by ZombieLoffe on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 10:49pm
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Pure genius. Sinner repent!
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by azelito on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 10:50pm
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That is so lousy. I laugh at you: hahahaha!

You will not go to hell, the popes real message is finaly being brought through!
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Dred_furst on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 10:50pm
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that woman enjoys running from danger :S
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Leperous on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 11:13pm
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Being the Roman Catholic church, they can't exactly let him die can they... :razz:
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Yak_Fighter on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 11:18pm
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um what

if you were brought up catholic you're going to have to explain to me when exactly you were told using a condom was a sin
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Mephs on Thu Mar 3rd 2005 at 11:24pm
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According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are
not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus
Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like
rabbits, mate. :smile:

EDIT:
that woman enjoys running from danger :S
"that woman" is Michaela Strachan, of Hitman and Her and The Really Wild Show fame, and I ask that you remember that sir! :biggrin:
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by ReNo on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 12:50am
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I thought she looked familiar - last time I saw her was many years
back, getting peed on by a monkey or something most likely :biggrin: What made
you use her?

BTW, no sound for me :sad:
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 1:28am
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I dunno why I chose her ReNo, just a random person, (though I'd
forgotten how shaggable she was). You're the second person to have
complained about a lack of sound. I don't know what that is. :\
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by ReNo on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 1:48am
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Scratch my complaint - I didn't notice my speakers were turned off :biggrin:
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Yak_Fighter on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 3:23am
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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Mephs</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate. :smile:
</DIV></DIV>
yeah sorry i was never taught that in any of my sex education classes in catholic grade school nor have i ever heard anyone actually preaching this. oh well
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Tracer Bullet on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 3:46am
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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Yak_Fighter</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Mephs</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate. :smile:
</DIV></DIV>
yeah sorry i was never taught that in any of my sex education classes in catholic grade school nor have i ever heard anyone actually preaching this. oh well

</DIV></DIV>
It may be that the American church is a bit less conservative.
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Gwil on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 3:53am
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Mmm, Roman Catholocism in Europe (especially Italy) is really quite
strict about birth control, it is frowned upon by the Vatican.
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 5:13am
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This is the only forum that I know of where you START with stupidity,
and then decend into serious debate, rather than vice versa!! (It's
definately no bad thing.)

And it was actually Humanae Vitae I was thinking of, not Second Vatican Council.
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Leperous on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 10:06am
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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Mephs</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate. :smile:
</DIV></DIV>
What's the biblical backing for that? And how does it stop wasting those sacred, sacred sperms?!
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 10:19am
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"Contraception
was so far outside the biblical mindset and so obviously wrong that it
did not need the frequent condemnations other sins did. Scripture condemns
the practice when it mentions it. Once a moral principle has been
established in the Bible, every possible application of it need not be
mentioned. For example, the general principle that theft is wrong was clearly
established in Scripture; but there?s no need to provide an exhaustive
list of every kind of theft. Similarly, since the principle that contraception
is wrong has been established by being condemned when it?s mentioned in
the Bible, every particular form of contraception does not need to be dealt
with in Scripture in order for us to see that it is condemned."

In other words, it doesnt, Lep. Its just one of those dumb laws PEOPLE make, and say that god said so.

Furthermore, the only mention of coitus interruptus was Onan's sin(Gen.
38:8?10). He got killed for "spilling his seed onto the ground".

Its actually wierd that the catholic term for the sin of using birth
control is Onanism, given that he was killed for practising the only
thing method they endorse.
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by thursday- on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 10:30am
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Like I said in the IRC channel (which I remind people is #snarkpit on
Quakenet!). Sinner Repent. Lovely flash animation :biggrin: Made me chuckle.
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Leperous on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 10:59am
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Well the OT says you can stone stubborn children to death (Deuteronomy 21), and take hundreds of wives (Solomon), but that doesn't mean people do it. I think that the Romans, back when Christianity was taking a foothold, took that sort of attitude, and that's where it comes from as there's nothing in the Bible about it, though I might be wrong.
Re: Am I going to go to hell for this? Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th 2005 at 11:14am
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Actually, when the romans adopted christianity they were pretty liberal
with it. It was only in the dark ages that the concept of self hate and
the need to constantly repent took over the idea of the actual
forgiveness. You'll notice that when stupidity like this takes hold,
the advancement of civilisation stops. Then in the renaissance, when
people tried to restore some of the splendour that the roman empire
once had, the church started being questioned again.