my bro

ok everyone, this is my brother (known as Des) and what he has become. Just look at this monstrocity at www.Desplesda.com

sorry thatIi can't show you myself, but I can't go through it again

Comments please.

WTF!!!

Yeah, and I have to live with this guy

What's the matter with him? he's just really stupid.

just kidding Des is cool.

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And wahts worse is that he showed me how to do it too, just go to www.entertheninja.com

I can think of at least three things strange about that site.

I want to be a ninja; screw honor.

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Ninjas are pimp. I respect him and hope that he doesn't spare you.

LOL.

Naw that should be how to become AlKhida.. ( how ever its spelled ) Not a Ninja.. now had the dip-chit used a Black T-Shirt like in the tutorial..

Ninjas suck.. Shaolins are better :] (I know Kung-Fu)

BUT yeah... It's cool to see that a guy like me (a computer freak) sees a guy outside computers :smile:

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Ninjas suck.. Shaolins are better :] (I know Kung-Fu)

Who cares? Ninjas would slit the shaolin monks throats in their sleep ... and eat their ... robes ... until the pirates came. What an awful, bloody, massacre.

On a related note, I saw a letter that was sent, and evaluated, by Insomniac games about a fighter/adventure/action game: Pirates vs. Ninjas. And yes, the Ninjas would always win. Unless you had zombie pirates ... hmm. I have to think about this.

Money, how can I tell that you're over 30 if an Al-Queda reference is the first thing you jump to? Go American media and an overall ignorance of other cultures. That's not directed at you, but just a general comment.

To be honest, putting all joking aside, a ninja head dress doesn't look like an Arab head dress ... at all.

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Have you read uncyclopedia? :biggrin:

Read Estonia :biggrin: Read Crackers :biggrin: Read other s**t :biggrin:

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Have you read uncyclopedia? :biggrin:

Read Estonia :biggrin: Read Crackers :biggrin: Read other s**t :biggrin:

You can't tell when I'm kidding and when I'm not, can you?

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I do can, but it wasn't reply to your post :biggrin: It was for everyone :biggrin:

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I do can, but it wasn't reply to your post :biggrin: It was for everyone :biggrin:

Grammar Nazi: I can, but it wasn't a reply to your post. :biggrin: It was for everyone :biggrin:

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Look at the side shot of the guy, tell me he does not look like a terrorist there.. I dont see a ninja..

And Im Not ignorant.. I just dont give a rats ass about your culture.

Oh and as for my age.. I have not kept it a big secret, I think I even mention it in my profile.. so what im over 30. Whats your point?

"Look like a terrorist", LOL :biggrin:
Even if you do think he looks more like
he is wearing a head scarf of sorts than ninja gear, its not like all
people who wear head scarfs are terrorists! As for black being the
ninja colour - clearly you have not met
white ninja :wink:

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Every terrorist I have seen on TV, or the Internet has something similure to what he has on. So I use that as a refferance.

And what is it Pick on moneyshot day..

And dont put words in my mouth.. I never said everyone who wears a head scarf was a terrorist, just this jackass.. God make a fedal case out of nothing why dont you.

Now as for the white ninja link.. nope never seen it. but now I have. ( after reading a few of them, I know why I hadnt botherd to look it up b4. Talk about totally lame and stupid. )

Let us not forget the White ninja in GIJOE cartoon.. but who cares. Really.

Well you might not have said everybody who wears a head scarf is a
terrorist, but you are saying that just by wearing a head scarf he
looks like a terrorist, so surely you can see why my comment was
somewhat justified. Terrorism should hardly be pinned onto only one
race or religion anyway, and particularly not linked to only one type
of attire! Its hardly like people are picking on you, but when you make
comments
that people disagree with, its only natural to expect a response.

And Des isn't a jackass, he's a long time member of this site and all
round
crazy
[url=http://www.snarkpit.net/features.php?page=articles&id=68man[/url].
He just hasn't been around as of late :sad:

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Whatever.

I wasn't picking on you, so stop being so defensive. The age comment was something I've noticed in our country, so don't take it personally (basically, people younger then 30 or so really don't watch the news, for whatever reason. Personally, I don't watch it because it isn't "news") My point was that Media perception is pretty bad thing in this regard and that's most of what you and everyone else has seen. I never said you were ignorant, actually. I even said that wasn't directed at you. :rolleyes:

The reason I said anything at all about your post was because you didn't say something along the lines of, "He looks like he could be a terrorist lol" (and I'm not trying to tell you how to talk, I'm just pointing it out to explain myself). But you said, "He looks like he's [part of] Al-Queda". Which is about 3% of the Arab world, if you were wondering. That's not a real figure of course, but it is the perceived perception. However, through the media, specifically in American, they portray it as there are only a handful of citizens that aren't part of this organization.

Surely, you can see how that can be taken not as a joke, right? I was just pointing it out, and wasn't taking a pot shot at you.

And, I've never looked at your profile as far as I remember, but the age comment was because I knew your age. I was just telling you it shows in your mentality. That's all. It's not an insult or compliment.

Now explain to me why I had to write this post which spawned from a single sentence? Because the second sentence in that paragraph (if you can call it that) isn't directed at you, but rather a general comment ... which, again, I stated. I stated it for this very reason, so you wouldn't get offended, because that wasn't my goal.

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Madedog said:
Ninjas suck.. Shaolins are better :] (I know Kung-Fu)

BUT yeah... It's cool to see that a guy like me (a computer freak) sees a guy outside computers :smile:

Okay, Madedog, here's a nice piece of advice: don't f**king lie! You know 10 languages, know kung fu, and know ALL SORTS of other stuff. I bet you're james bond in disguise, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!!!!! :biggrin:

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I'm over 30 and hate watching the news. IMO the only thing worth watching on the news is the weather, which is about as accurate as a broken watch but more reliable than anything the news reports any day of the week.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

There's always a person like Madedog on every forum.

Yeah... i must have a user everywhere, methinks..

Oh, nickelplate... Hard to believe? Or you are jaleous? :biggrin: I'm not
James Bond, but that doesn't stop doing and knowing all of this. I've
never thought of everything as a whole... I've always actually taken
only small parts of it when considering what I do know. But if you take
it together... well, yea, it can be a hard to believe. It is not hard
to believe that I know 10 languages or I know kung-fu or I know loads
of other stuff, but all things together.. yea, I understand it might be
a bit difficult to believe. But I can assure you, it IS possible :smile:

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Okay, Madedog, here's a nice piece of advice: don't f**king lie!
You know 10 languages, know kung fu, and know ALL SORTS of other stuff.
I bet you're james bond in disguise, aren't you? AREN'T YOU!!!!! :biggrin:

No, his name is Indrek.... And he is from Estonia. James Bond is James
Bond and is from America/England. Also, James Bond has fun gadgets....
Madedog has a grandpa that can fly...

But I wouldn't mind putting Madedog out on a mission to save the world
from a giant meteorite about to hit earth. I mean the dude is amazing. plus he can walk 300 yards in 2:30 minutes.

MADEDOG SAVE US FROMT HE METORITE!

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James Bond, from America?! Thats crazy talk; he's an MI-5 agent,
English to the bone. But then Connery really is bond, and so
that makes him a fair bit Scottish too :smile:

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HE IS FROM HEAVEN!

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Stop this nonsense, both of you.

I'm not james bond. Even more I'm not from heaven. "I'm a reasonable,
sane human being... with an m44 magnum, the most powerful handgun on
eaaaaaa....."

(an excerpt from Bruce Almighty :razz: )

Anyway, I am a man of many sides. I'm a puzzle. I'm a rubics cube in
pants. I know lot of things, which might feel unbelieveable at first,
but once you get to know me... you really gonna miss me when I'm gone :smile:

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Where are you going? lol

Also, you always say "I'm a rubic's cube in pants" so I'm going to tell
now instread of letting you go on with it. It is "I am a rubic's cube"
there are no pants ^_^. It must be a translation error or something...

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James Bond, from America?! Thats crazy talk; he's an MI-5 agent,
English to the bone. But then Connery really is bond, and so
that makes him a fair bit Scottish too :smile:

MI-6 Agent.

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Sorry for my poor Jame sBond knoledge also. I only play the N64 game.
That game is probably the king of all multiplayer FPS games. It was the
first, and the best.

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The first?! Hardly. The best? No ... that's nostalgia speaking.

I remember getting the game and being bored of it in a month, because there was nothing left to do. Including multi-player.

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I've never come across another FPS that got me wanting to replay the
missions as much as Goldeneye. Doing them in record times on different
difficulties to unlock cheats, and being able to pick each one easily
from the menu, really was a great idea that worked wonderfully as far
as replayability goes. It was also the first FPS I came across that
felt "real" - you were playing in the real world and using real
weapons, not sci-fi or historical settings like the others before it.
Its hard to pin down exactly what it was about Goldeneye that made so
many people play it for so long (we played it for years before we got
bored of it), but not many games seem to have such universal and
lasting appeal.

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Goldeneye 007 is the Halo 2 killer of N64..... :smile:

Yeah, i guess it might just be nastalgia that makes it seem amazing. I
do agree with the replayability too. I can remember playing the same
damn level over and over again just to get paintball cheat and speed
cheat. That game was amazing.

I guess the reason why it was played for years and never really got old
was the fact there wasn't any other decent real FPS games out there.
But as soon as Prefect Dark came out I got tired of Goldeneye pretty
quickly. I loved in PD how they put in Complex from Goldeneye. It was
like 10x better with the new player models and guns. I didn't lkie how
they got rid of the secret wall cut out room type things when they made
the PD complex.

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<DIV class=quotetext>I've never come across another FPS that got me wanting to replay the missions as much as Goldeneye. Doing them in record times on different difficulties to unlock cheats, and being able to pick each one easily from the menu, really was a great idea that worked wonderfully as far as replayability goes. It was also the first FPS I came across that felt "real" - you were playing in the real world and using real weapons, not sci-fi or historical settings like the others before it. Its hard to pin down exactly what it was about Goldeneye that made so many people play it for so long (we played it for years before we got bored of it), but not many games seem to have such universal and lasting appeal.
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no sci-fi weapons? what about the moonraker laser you got? you also got golden weapons that were uber powerful. no historical? the last mission was based in an egyptian temple. you cant get any more historical then that. though you are right alot of the weapons were from real world.

but hell that was the best game i ever played other then HL and HL2. i loved that game.

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I think im gunna start a "Your Favorite Old School Games" thread, no one else do it. ^_^ i wanna start a good thread for once

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James bond is now just a cash in, and has no gaming value anymore. I mean really, they are running out ideas to blame the Russians for plots to take over the world, so they turn to Korea

WTF?