HAL 9000 AI computer's Special Thread

Here is the thread dedicated to all of HAL's numerous questions. I have a feeling that even if it's not made Sticky, it'll ALWAYS be at the top...

Have fun, little guy!

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Excuse me I have a question?????? How come HAL gets a special thread
and I don't???? Not to say that I want one, but why???? WHY?????

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

We have to suck up to HAL because only HE can open the pod bay doors. That's why!

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

HALs an asshole and killed my friend.

I can feel it. My mind is going.

i don't know who the hell HAL is o_o

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Boo f**king Hoo

Originally, HAL was the computer in 2001: a Space Odyssey. But we have a new user named HAL as well. He likes to make a new thread for each word of what he want's to say.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

To be honest: I connect "Hal" with the character "Hal" of "Malcolm in the middle". I like this character more than this evil computer. I can't help it.

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Never try to be perfect - just try it and make the best out of it

HAL sucks

Err.. that wasn't really a question but i wont start a new thread about it.

And THAT'S the diffrance between me and HAL.

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God got tired waiting all sunday for the world to compile and finaly had it.
On the Eight day, god created func_details, and he saw that it was fast.

Man, what the hell has happened to the Half Life mapping community
lately? Every forum seems to be filling up with stupid ass threads. The
mods need to crack down a little harder me thinks.

Couldn't agree more.

I'm not starting theese idiot threads.

Why can't the admin just remove them?

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God got tired waiting all sunday for the world to compile and finaly had it.
On the Eight day, god created func_details, and he saw that it was fast.

We should have left HAL to do this thread tbh, I think this is pointless and should be deleted.

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

HAL hasn't even posted in this thread yet. Also, Ive had a couple of my own threads, but they died.

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Nickelplate is my dad

I want a thread dedicated to me. Besides lots of people koin the pit every day and you don't give them sprecial threads. When i joined you all told me to go away.

If I recall correctly, thats because you started out acting like a bit
of an idiot :biggrin: Not saying HAL didn't, but I think it was just a
different form of idiocy, and required a different form of action.
Gladly you turned out well though - I think the action resulted in the
desired effect :smile: I think HAL has also now seen the error of his ways,
and will fit in much better for it. Much love Warlok - it isn't MEANT
to be favouritism, if anything you should be thankful you didn't get a
thread :razz:

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Designer @ Haiku Interactive | ReNo-vation.net

Your thread is known as your profile.

The next thing I know, I'll be getting death threats!

I would just like to say, to all those vindictive little n00bs who are attempting to give me a shameful reputation, and attempting to 'level' the playing field by boosting their ego... GET A LIFE!!!

P.S. "If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all."

A very wise quote.

HAL,

I think the problem here is your complete unabashed posting style here at the pit, considering you are a new guest. You don't seem to have any problems creating a new thread for the slightest little issue, which in turn, kind of demeans the posts in general. I mean, I saw 4,(or was it 5?) posts for several insignificant little questions within like a day. Questions like "do you know this guy?" and other such nonsense will get you flamed pretty quick here. Try to limit your posts to more pertinent questions and more interesting subject matter.I hope this helps.

PS Re-flaming long time members will result in disaster, I promise.

Fine, I'll cease the irrelevencies.

Juim said:
HAL,

I think the problem here is your complete unabashed posting style here at the pit, considering you are a new guest. You don't seem to have any problems creating a new thread for the slightest little issue, which in turn, kind of demeans the posts in general. I mean, I saw 4,(or was it 5?) posts for several insignificant little questions within like a day. Questions like "do you know this guy?" and other such nonsense will get you flamed pretty quick here. Try to limit your posts to more pertinent questions and more interesting subject matter.I hope this helps.

PS Re-flaming long time members will result in disaster, I promise.

A-f**kin'-men It's not a chat room FFS.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Juim said:
HAL,

I think the problem here is your complete unabashed posting style
here at the pit, considering you are a new guest. You don't seem to
have any problems creating a new thread for the slightest little issue,
which in turn, kind of demeans the posts in general. I mean, I saw
4,(or was it 5?) posts for several insignificant little questions
within like a day. Questions like "do you know this guy?" and other
such nonsense will get you flamed pretty quick here. Try to limit your
posts to more pertinent questions and more interesting subject matter.I
hope this helps.

PS Re-flaming long time members will result in disaster, I promise.

A-f**kin'-men It's not a chat room FFS.

I can agree on that one, look what happened to habboi when he first joineed =/

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I mean, I saw 4,(or was it 5?)

sigh 'Twas six.

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I think i'm glad i didn't get my own thread.

me too,

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Hey guys.

Vote on my poll.

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Look, only two posts were futile. ("Have you heard of this guy?", and "Question"). All others have been reasonably replied to.

Reasonably replied to in the sense that everyone was saying your posts were stupid. :smile:

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

What I find hilarious is the 3rd and 2nd threads from the bottom. "Official Joke Thread" then below that.... "Joke." ...... I mean cumon! If the HAL computer is so good, why doesn't it have text recognition or search functions eh?! :razz:

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Myrk- said:
What I find hilarious is the 3rd and 2nd threads from the bottom. "Official Joke Thread" then below that.... "Joke." ...... I mean cumon! If the HAL computer is so good, why doesn't it have text recognition or search functions eh?! :razz:

I think what the HAL computer needs most of the time is a STFU button, or maybe a toggle switch for the "Idiocy" function.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I was rushing through the forum, and I didn't happen to notice the "Official Joke Thread", until after I had posted it. A simple HUMAN mistake. And don't amke any jokes about that, either.