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What in the hell is a foetus?

Is it supposed to be fetus?

nah, it's ok ...

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=foetus

Ah, its a british one.

Yeh, Leperous is from the UK.

You are officially a British Snark Fetus.

You are officially a British Snark Fetus.

Just be a little bit active in the community, and you'll lose that title in no time.

Foetus = Correct (ie. English)

Fetus = ...erm.. a sort of simplified version invented for ...erm...

Boneheaded americans that can't comprehend silent letters

Yeah, like myself- you see, I am a... ...NEONATAL SNARK!

That's what you have to look forward to.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=neonatal

[edit]Either way you spell it, foetus or fetus, it's still slimy.[/edit]

Yes, let's not get into pedantics about spelling, it doesn't really matter any more than how foreign languages have different words for it..

fizscy46 said:
Boneheaded americans that can't comprehend silent letters

Yea. Sure.

Now if only I could take you more seriously

Not pointing out anybody in particular...

fizscy46 said:
Boneheaded americans that can't comprehend silent letters

Fhaucke yeioue.

I'm complaining at you now like people did when I had avoided the censors:

Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble!

lol

Is this really what Canadian stamps look like?

lol
no. Most of them are pictures of historical things or symbols of canada... And they are 46 cent stamps

America would have american history on thier stamps, if they had any proper history

Or a big head of G dubya Bush

Geeze, it's like an English pub. Let's bash Americans more, shall we? How everyone is jealous becuase in America, we have dental plans :smile:

[edit] And just a question: The keyboards you ninnies use... do they have a key for the pound symbol? Or do you have to type in some damn alt code to display it?

Yes we have pound and euro symbols.

Yup, we accept that there are other currencies in the world :razz: Do you
guys have any currency symbol other than the $ on your keyboard??

...And we get free healthcare. 'ave it.

EDIT:: Where's the euro symbol?? I can only find ? & $

Yup, we accept that there are other currencies in the world :razz: Do you
guys have any currency symbol other than the $ on your keyboard??

...And we get free healthcare. 'ave it.

EDIT:: Where's the euro symbol?? I can only find ? & $

Everyone knows about the NHS and the great free healthcare you guys
have. :rolleyes: Pick something like your quaint accent to boast about. :wink:

You may have an outdated or possibly a soverignty protecting racist keyboard.

$loth said:
America would have american history on thier stamps, if they had any proper history

I'd say there is plenty of history in this country, and if 300 years isn't enough for you well, then british history can really be looked at as an extension of american history since that's where our culture was predominatly formed.

I'd also like to point out that "free healthcare" is nothing of the sort. you guys pay much higher taxes than we do :razz:

Canadians (Well, I refer to Ontario (The one that sticks down for you guys down there xD)) have free healthcare, and our income tax is lower than most states

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The raw data can be found at:

http://pdf.forbes.com/media/pdfs/TaxMisery.pdf

Its different in different states. Its hard to compare the whole lot of them, since you've got you're crap inland states with no taxes, but california and other coastal states with its immense taxes

But anyways, I don't care. The US can have its ego. I can always just say Canada's kicked its ass twice :biggrin:

At what? Curling?

British-French war, and war of 1812.

And Hockey, except last year

State taxes in this country are pretty minimal in comparison to federal taxes. Anyway, even if you look at the New York or California they still come out ahead of canada, although not by as much.

fizscy46 said:
British-French war, and war of 1812.

And Hockey, except last year

The truth is just eating you up isn't it?

Tracer Bullet said:

$loth said:
America would have american history on thier stamps, if they had any proper history

I'd say there is plenty of history in this country, and if 300 years isn't enough for you well, then british history can really be looked at as an extension of american history since that's where our culture was predominatly formed.

I'd also like to point out that "free healthcare" is nothing of the sort. you guys pay much higher taxes than we do :razz:

And best of all we don't have thingy called a TV liscence :razz:

G.Ballblue said:

fizscy46 said:
British-French war, and war of 1812.

And Hockey, except last year

The truth is just eating you up isn't it?

In which we won!

Tracer Bullet said:

$loth said:
America would have american history on thier stamps, if they had any proper history

I'd say there is plenty of history in this country, and if 300 years isn't enough for you well, then british history can really be looked at as an extension of american history since that's where our culture was predominatly formed.

I'd also like to point out that "free healthcare" is nothing of the sort. you guys pay much higher taxes than we do :razz:

The truth is T_B is that I am jealous of you and all of the other americans, I know that a lot of people in enlgand are anti-usa, but i'm not, I am pro american if you will, when I went over there the year before last, I stayed in summerville in south carolina, the people and the place was great, I would defiantly live there if I could. Also, the 6 bed villa [with own pool] we stayed at in florida wasn't too shabby either :razz:

$loth said:

G.Ballblue said:

fizscy46 said:
British-French war, and war of 1812.

And Hockey, except last year

The truth is just eating you up isn't it?

In which we won!

When school starts back up, I'll go check my social studies book, but I don't think that's how it turned out :razz:

G.Ballblue said:

$loth said:

G.Ballblue said:

fizscy46 said:
British-French war, and war of 1812.

And Hockey, except last year

The truth is just eating you up isn't it?

In which we won!

When school starts back up, I'll go check my social studies book, but I don't think that's how it turned out :razz:

I do, napolian or something, I studied britain 1815-1851 and I think we won.

Britain won against the French in that war. Since Canada was a colony of Britian then, and United States was fighting against Canada on France, Canada beat the US.

War of 1812 had Canada almost completely take over the US... But the moronic British generals went "Ta ta, perhaps peace is the best option hear chap, wouldn't ya say?"

And made us give everything back to the US... The Indians should have gotten Michigan though

Do you have a ? key on your keyboard? :razz:

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And best of all we don't have thingy called a TV liscence :razz:

TV license? You mean such a thing actually exists?

:razz: :razz: :razz: :facelick: :razz: :razz: :razz:

And that's called "not having irritating 'part of this complete breakfast' adverts every 5 minutes" and actually fairly decent TV programs, for the most part. Anyway, different culture, different TV...

I believe we have senseible keyboards that only have ASCII characters :razz:

Leperous said:
And that's called "not having irritating 'part of this complete breakfast' adverts every 5 minutes" and actually fairly decent TV programs, for the most part. Anyway, different culture, different TV...

I do gotta admit. UK tv is generally much better then the crap that goes on here :\

My little cousin watches those silly British tv kids shows, things like "The Wigglies" or some other god forsaken piece of mind bending evil crap.

Australia pwnz all of you!!!!! The wiggles is Australian dammit!

The government here controls all prescription drug prices, so old people dont have to spend thousands of dollars a week on the drugs they need to live (which they would in the US).

Heres the definitive UN standard-of-living indicator (the Human Development Index):

http://hdr.undp.org/reports/global/2004/pdf/hdr04_HDI.pdf

This indicates that in terms of GDP/capita, life expectancy, literacy and average education, Australia > Canada > US > UK.

There any Norweigans here? :smile:

Teletubbies.

one of the more colorful programs my 3 year old sister watches

Alright, United States versus Canada war, right here, right now. Let's see who wins bitches

^^^ laughable

(also the only feasible way to put Wisconsin into war-zone status)

Fine, Canada hires Bin Laden to do dirty work xD

Lets look at this realisitcally (well as realistically as you can look at a war between the US and Canada).

First thing to worry about is air power. The US has the most powerful airforce in the world in terms of equipment, and has proved its effectiveness against the Canadians and British in Iraq. However, since in this situation the Canadians are the enemy, its far more likely that drugged-up American pilots would end up attacking other Americans. While Canada has less equipment, it does have pretty good pilots (often used by the US because theyre better). As such, Canadian pilots will most likely be able to hold their own against the US forces.

Next is the Navy. The US navy could potentially launch a nuclear strike against all Canadian cities simultaneously, however the cost would be prohibitive. This is why the US often calls for older foreign ships when attacking coastal areas, simply because the cannons on older ships are cheaper per shot than the cruise missiles on American ships.

Finally the Army. The US airforce will probably take care of 20-30% of them, but the rest could pose a significant threat to Canadians (mainly civilians).

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Whats the final verdict Willy? xD

If Canada is so great, why does it's government have to mandate that a certain percentage of its tv programming is made locally? Is your stuff that bad that the government needs to step in and training wheel you guys along? Outside of sketch comedy (YCDToTV and KitH), what has your country ever produced?

And we won't get to mentioning how all your major cities are as close to the US as can be.