I'm BACK!!!

So, what's been
going on in our humble cyber abode lately? I haven't been on for a
while for a number of reasons.

1. The annoying IT
co-ordinator at my school has filtered this
innocent,
site for absolutely no logical reason
what-so-ever.

2. For those who are familiar with
this subject, I fell into a slight bit of strife over the
aggressiveness of my retaliation against
some completely unprovoked verbal abuse on this forum, and was thus
disciplined over the matter.

3.
I left some English work to the last minute, called 'Negotiated
Study', which is a minimum 2000 word essay on a minimum of three
books, which I completed in a commendable manner in the small space
of two days.

So, I hope that I haven't broken anyone's heart
as a result of my prolonged absence. (HA HA!!!)

Anyway, its
just great to be back.

Read the threads :biggrin:

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Read the threads :biggrin: <br style="color: white;">

</span><br style="color: limegreen;"> <span style="color: limegreen;">Sorry, 'Addicted to Morphine',<span style="color: lightblue;"> I</span> just edited my message while you were reading and replying to it.</span>

Oh s**t....

RUN!

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Welcome back.

What's with the green text these days?

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Obviously you didn't get the memo Capin'

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Thank god you're back. Who the hell is this guy?

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He was the resident newbie. Now Windows has taken it upon himself to be a bit of a dicik...

So, basically, the HAL 9000 AI computer is running Windows 98? :biggrin:

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French Toast said:
He was the resident newbie. Now Windows has taken it upon himself to be a bit of a dicik...

Seems s**t rolls around here, not necessarily all downhill. Everyone seems to desire picking on 98, now 98 found someone to pass the favor onto.

Welcome, recently returned from obscurity.

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Thanks for all your charming input, guys. And I like to use green text for it reminds me of the borg (Star Trek). I'm so evil. Oh, and I just found a way to bypass the ban on this site at my school.

"I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose."

Quote from Nickelplate

YAY! I HAVE RESPECT NOW! (I think)

Which brings me to this....

Why the hell do you guys always pick on me. I'm not such a dumbass anymore, and I don't deserve it anymore... :sad:

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Windows 98</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>
I'm not such a dumbass anymore
</DIV></DIV>

Perhaps its only your syntax, but it reads as if you are not a dumbass any more, than you used to be.

I for one, do not know why you are picked on, at least not presently so. You do not type many things dumber than most of the rest of the active members.

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Windows 98 said:
YAY! I HAVE RESPECT NOW! (I think)

Which brings me to this....

Why the hell do you guys always pick on me. I'm not such a dumbass anymore, and I don't deserve it anymore... :sad:

I don;t think anyone really, dislikes you. I just give you trouble like i would to any of my friends. I don;t dislike you. I think you'll find less maliciousness in the teasing, if you'll look. Just get on IRC and make fuin of 'em back!

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Geese, its amazing how a simple thread revolving around the return of one of the greatest members of the snark pit can evolve into a counselling session.

Note: I'm not saying that in a malicious manner. ( )



P.S. I really like rice.

<div><div><div><div></div></div>I don;t think anyone really, dislikes you. </div></div>

I dislike green text and the whole drama queeniness of opening an entire thread because some guy has come back again...

HAL 9000 AI computer said:
one of the greatest members of the snark pit

• I can back a long time ago
• no more green text, Neo.
• Be quiet before you bear the brunt of the abuse that was previously for Windows98. Only, we'll treat you like WindowsME.

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Captain P</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>So, basically, the HAL 9000 AI computer is running Windows 98? :biggrin:
</DIV></DIV>

How the hell did you come to that conclusion? As I just stated, threads can evolve into revolving around completely different subjects, which are hence forth not connected to me in any way. UUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!

I really like rice.....

<DIV class=abouttext>Message submitted 2 minutes after original post:</B></DIV>

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Nickelplate</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting HAL 9000 AI computer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>one of the greatest members of the snark pit</DIV></DIV>

• I can back a long time ago
• no more green text, Neo.
• Be quiet before you bear the brunt of the abuse that was previously for Windows98. Only, we'll treat you like WindowsME.

</DIV></DIV>

Now that's a tad aggressive, talking to one who is such a intellectual juggernaut.

You must also like rice... UUUUUUURRRGGGGG!

P.S. Nothing personal, we're all friends here. By the way, how do you give snark marks again? Oh, and why did you change your avitar, it really suited.

HAL 9000 AI computer said:
revolving around the return of one of the greatest members of the snark pit

Now I'm a bit confused. I thought he was still absent. Has Orpheus returned while I was away?

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Underdog</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting HAL 9000 AI computer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>revolving around the return of one of the greatest members of the snark pit

</DIV></DIV>

Now I'm a bit confused. I thought he was still absent. Has Orpheus returned while I was away?

</DIV></DIV>
Hey, we all need egos. They're what gives us our drive to succeed. Anyway, how long has Orpheus been gone for?

lol, What if HAL is Orph, in like secret....

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Windows 98 said:
lol, What if HAL is Orph, in like secret....

Ummm... yes... I am.

"Dramatic music"

HAL 9000 AI computer said:
Now that's a tad aggressive, talking to one who is such a intellectual juggernaut.
You must also like rice... UUUUUUURRRGGGGG!

P.S. Nothing personal, we're all friends here. By the way, how do you give snark marks again? Oh, and why did you change your avitar, it really suited.

More like "Intellectual Have naught" :razz:

What the crap is with u and rice, just stop already.
I had a midlife crisis. I had to change the avatar. Gman'll be back, dont worry your crazy Tasmanian head...

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Nickelplate said:
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting HAL 9000 AI computer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Now that's a tad aggressive, talking to one who is such a intellectual juggernaut.
You must also like rice... UUUUUUURRRGGGGG!

P.S. Nothing personal, we're all friends here. By the way, how do you give snark marks again? Oh, and why did you change your avitar, it really suited.

More like "Intellectual Have naught" :razz:

What the crap is with u and rice, just stop already.
I had a midlife crisis. I had to change the avatar. Gman'll be back, dont worry your crazy Tasmanian head...</div></div>


Its just one of those stupid spontaneous stupid things to say which are "supposed" to be amusing. Oh, and bravo with inserting new and rotating letters in the word juggernaut. That's really skilful!

Someone has developed a bit of an ego...

lawl, I can't even remember Nickel's old avatar (curse my habbit of smaking marijuanna :-P)

short term memory lol

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Captain P said:
So, basically, the HAL 9000 AI computer is running Windows 98? :biggrin:

How the hell did you come to that
conclusion? As I just stated, threads can evolve into revolving around
completely different subjects, which are hence forth not connected to
me in any way. UUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!

I really like rice.....

<div class="abouttext">Message submitted 2 minutes after original post:</div>

Nickelplate said:

HAL 9000 AI computer said:
one of the greatest members of the snark pit

• I can back a long time ago
  </li>
• no more green text, Neo.
  </li>
• Be quiet before you bear the brunt of the abuse that was previously for Windows98. Only, we'll treat you like WindowsME.

Now that's a tad aggressive, talking to one who is such a intellectual juggernaut.

You must also like rice... UUUUUUURRRGGGGG!

P.S. Nothing personal, we're all friends here.
By the way, how do you give snark marks again? Oh, and why did you
change your avitar, it really suited.

Why do you feel compeled to type your text in green? And
EEEEXXXXTTTTRRRRUUUUUDDDDEEEE your words? I think these are the reasons
why everyone makes fun of you. Its the lack of maturity in your posts
that makes me not like to read your threads =P. I know you don't care
what I have to say, but this community has been known for its realitive
inteligence. You just bring it down.

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting omegaslayer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>

Why do you feel compeled to type your text in green? And EEEEXXXXTTTTRRRRUUUUUDDDDEEEE your words? I think these are the reasons why everyone makes fun of you. Its the lack of maturity in your posts that makes me not like to read your threads =P. I know you don't care what I have to say, but this community has been known for its realitive inteligence. You just bring it down.

</DIV></DIV>


Look, I'm sorry for the outlook of myself I have presented you with on various occasions, (I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146), so if I have offended or irritated anyone with a lack of tolerance for a reasonable sense of humour, I am truly sorry.

P.S. I have previously stated why I use green text, for it gives me a warm feeling by reminding me of the Borg (Star Trek). - Please don't maliciously exploit this friendly comment. Oh, and I've seen banana phone and have the mp3 of it, replying to Windows 98, and it is a compelling tune (More so than morphine... joke).

I never posted Banana Phone, its my signature

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I like rice too.

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting HAL 9000 AI computer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>


(I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146)

</DIV></DIV>

you sound like a crappy AI computer if that's all you've got.

there was a time, not too long ago, that 146 would probably have lowered the average for snarkpit members.

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To be sure, though being new I wouldn't know, but from some of the standards i've seen i'll second your opinion of HAL

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Windows 98</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I never posted Banana Phone, its my signature
</DIV></DIV>

It's still a link, so you must have listened to it.

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting fishy</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting HAL 9000 AI computer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>


(I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146)

</DIV></DIV>

you sound like a crappy AI computer if that's all you've got.

there was a time, not too long ago, that 146 would probably have lowered the average for snarkpit members.

</DIV></DIV>

[/color]<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: limegreen; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
It?s still higher than yours, meat sack. Anyway, that's just my I.Q. while deriving enormous amounts of energy for my complex (In a positive way) personality subroutines, but while they're offline, it?s immeasurable.

</SPAN>

Sure HAL, just a bit to much ego for me today, why don't you go and get another I.Q. Test, you never know, all the ego might not have squished your brain after all

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Obsesive Speed</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Sure HAL, just a bit to much ego for me today, why don't you go and get another I.Q. Test, you never know, all the ego might not have squished your brain after all</DIV></DIV>

Lesser beings naturally despise higher forms of life, therefore always seek their demise.

P.S. I know this guy, this is all friendly taunting.

Aye, we do know each other, and it IS all friendly taunting, but its still good fun to get under sombody's nerves once in awhile (Considering HE always does it to ME)

P.S. I Do NOT mean to be malevolent, evil, cruel or unfreindly just plain old good fun

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Obsesive Speed</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Aye, we do know each other, and it IS all freindly taunting, but its still good fun to get under sombody's nerves once in awhile (Considering HE always does it to ME)

P.S. I Do NOT mean to be malevolent, evil, cruel or unfreindly just plain old good fun

</DIV></DIV>
The trouble is, it's just so incredibly easy to frustrate him... (HE HAS TROUBLE WITH WORDS CONTAINING MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES...), hence all his pathetically basic spelling mistakes.

P.S. He just edited his "pathetically basic spelling mistakes".

He also said that this 'offends' him.

Aye, when i have trouble with words, its only because of his inablitity to contain his own tampering (As you see above his I spelled it perfectly.

thnx HAL... im sure the favour will be returned in kind...

<DIV class=abouttext>Message submitted 7 minutes after original post:</B></DIV>
thnx... i'll keep that in mind when you make a mistake, there is a first time for everything afterall, i'll sit back and wait untill then... :smile:

No really, i do like rice. It's the other white meat, right?

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<span style="color: white;">

<div class="quote"><div class="quotetitle">? quoting HAL 9000 AI Computer:</div><div class="quotetext">
It?s
still higher than yours, meat sack. Anyway, that's just my I.Q. while
deriving enormous amounts of energy for my complex (In a positive way)
personality subroutines, but while they're offline, it?s immeasurable.

</div></div>

I didnt want to post in this flame fest (and contribute more fuel for the fire) but I can't stand this ego. Let it go HAL.

</span>

Rice is also good for tossing at people.

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Thanx morphine, I know I was in the wrong with all the blazing and such but thanx all the same.

Fine, Morphine man...

Hey, that can be the then title of the next super man movie!

omegaslayer said:
Why do you feel compeled to type your text in green? And
EEEEXXXXTTTTRRRRUUUUUDDDDEEEE your words? I think these are the reasons
why everyone makes fun of you. Its the lack of maturity in your posts
that makes me not like to read your threads =P. I know you don't care
what I have to say, but this community has been known for its realitive inteligence. You just bring it down.

Look,
I'm sorry for the outlook of myself I have presented you with on
various occasions, (I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146), so if I have
offended or irritated anyone with a lack of tolerance for a reasonable
sense of humour, I am truly sorry.

P.S.
I have previously stated why I use green text, for it gives me a warm
feeling by reminding me of the Borg (Star Trek). - Please don't
maliciously exploit this friendly comment. Oh, and I've seen banana
phone and have the mp3 of it, replying to Windows 98, and it is a
compelling tune (More so than morphine... joke).

hmm.. it seems that you like the green text because it sets you apart ,
and you use the startrek refrence to cover it up *no offense , just my
observation*. In all truth 146 isn't genius i'm pretty sure , and iq
is absolutly worthless if you don't even have social skills.. Its like
having billions of dollars and nobody will accept your money because
your so uppity about it all. Please dont correct people's spelling
because not only will it bite you in the a** one day, but some people
create purposeful mistakes to change the center of interest in a
passage or even as a emotive thing.

Always remember , Wisdom , Work ethic , and P's and Q's will get you miles farther than iq :wink: .

P's & Q's = Politeness

**meant in the nicest purtiest way possible** ;p welcome back HAL , and hope you have fun here

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[size=32]OPEN THE DAMN POD BAY DOORS HAL..

[/size]

Oh s**t, Ok guys. I'm not as bad as this, so I am now officially
resigning from the position of "Person Poked" to "Acual Member of
SnarkPit That Contributes and Doesn't Deserve to be Picked On Anymore"

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[size=32]OPEN THE DAMN POD BAY DOORS HAL..

[/size]

...? what was that supposed to mean..? was it intended to be in this color?

and pod bay doors?

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So.... What's up with air line food.... yeah.... airline food....

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting parakeet</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quote:</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting omegaslayer</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>

Why do you feel compeled to type your text in green? And EEEEXXXXTTTTRRRRUUUUUDDDDEEEE your words? I think these are the reasons why everyone makes fun of you. Its the lack of maturity in your posts that makes me not like to read your threads =P. I know you don't care what I have to say, but this community has been known for its realitive inteligence. You just bring it down.

</DIV></DIV>
Look, I'm sorry for the outlook of myself I have presented you with on various occasions, (I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146), so if I have offended or irritated anyone with a lack of tolerance for a reasonable sense of humour, I am truly sorry.

P.S. I have previously stated why I use green text, for it gives me a warm feeling by reminding me of the Borg (Star Trek). - Please don't maliciously exploit this friendly comment. Oh, and I've seen banana phone and have the mp3 of it, replying to Windows 98, and it is a compelling tune (More so than morphine... joke).

</DIV></DIV>

hmm.. it seems that you like the green text because it sets you apart , and you use the startrek refrence to cover it up no offense , just my observation. In all truth 146 isn't genius i'm pretty sure , and iq is absolutly worthless if you don't even have social skills.. Its like having billions of dollars and nobody will accept your money because your so uppity about it all. Please dont correct people's spelling because not only will it bite you in the a** one day, but some people create purposeful mistakes to change the center of interest in a passage or even as a emotive thing.

Always remember , Wisdom , Work ethic , and P's and Q's will get you miles farther than iq :wink: .

P's & Q's = Politeness

**meant in the nicest purtiest way possible** ;p welcome back HAL , and hope you have fun here

</DIV></DIV>

Don't worry, Its all in jest... I know Obsessive Speed.

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: limegreen; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">[quote=parakeet]

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quote:</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>[size=32]OPEN THE DAMN POD BAY DOORS HAL..

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...? what was that supposed to mean..? was it intended to be in this color?
and pod bay doors?
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It's an in joke on the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, where HAL is the AI computer which goes insane and attempts to kill everyone on the ship.

(I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146)

It doesn't matter what your tested IQ is. It means you can add 2
and 2 together. There are 7 known intelligences (as far as I
know) and standard IQ tests and school only address 3 of them.