Virus Galore!

If you think you had bad viruses, think again! I did a virus scan using
a very updated virus check, and after 3 hours of scanning, 3987 files
had been infected with viruses! What had happened was that there were a
about 15 viruses in total (Detected as Trojans and Worms) and one of
them duplicated itself about 3500 times! Bad hey! But now this
excellent *cough*registered/licenced*cough* program has now managed to
"clean" them all out. Yay! What really bad virus experiences have you
had?

Thats alot of viruses.

My worst experience was when CIH made my computer unable to boot. Luckily for me it wasnt the worst version of CIH that kills your bios.

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Ouch! The virus that duplicated itself was called "Vongo" or something.
Many of the viruses were classified as Trojans and Worms, so I aint to
happy about that. Proberly explains why I recieved so much spam then :/

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I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.

Omg spoolE, lots of viruses you got there, i had once a keylogger and a
virus, and a trojan, i had to contact Symantic live chat support to get
it out of my computer :biggrin:

"*cough*registered/licenced*cough*<span style="color: silver;">"

<span style="color: white;">Ofcourse
everyone knows that you have a registered product, which you DO
have...Which is obviously impossible for you to download it for free
and crack it :razz:

</span></span>

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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.

SpoolE is confused?

<div class="abouttext">Message submitted 1 minutes after original post:</b></div>
Ah, I get it! Sarcasm! Lol! Well actualy my brother got it from work,
and he has permission to use it at "home" (My computer). It's license
expires in 3 years time.

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I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.

lol, you found out its sarcasm in one mintue, CONGRATZZ !!!

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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.

Glad to hear you got rid of them. :smile:

I might have a virus right now: sometimes my computer restarts, all programs shut down ect.

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

From heavy experience, thats a virus my friend! :razz:

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I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.

3987 files
had been infected with viruses!

Congratulations, my friend! You beat my personal record (~2000). :biggrin:

You guys are so Attractive !!! To viruses ofcourse... :razz:

<div style="text-align: center;"> :evilgrin:

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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.

I've had more than that I'm sure. Every single exe infected with the same virus... and the files were unrecoverable. Parite is nasty.

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I might have a virus right now: sometimes my computer restarts, all programs shut down ect.

That used to happen to me too. I did a virus scan and got rid of it. Though I think I topped anyone here with the most viruses.

I had a very old old old computer, had it for about 4 years. Never ran
a virus scan once until i was about ot get a new one. I had about 7,000
viruses. A lot of the same one, like SpoolE's that duplicated itself.
But, thats still a s**t load of viruses.

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Nickelplate is my dad

"We have determined that your PC is the server from which all other computers on the internet are getting thier viruses and spyware. Please shut down your computer and shoot yourself in the face."

I have never had a virus.

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I've had more than that I'm sure. Every single exe infected with
the same virus... and the files were unrecoverable. Parite is
nasty.

Oooooh.... Parite...... good ol' times! I had a Parite raging my
computer for 3 times... the last time it went so bad EVERY SINGLE
executable was killed... :sad:

Well... there is an exception and my respect for valve - Steam.exe was the only exe not to be infected!

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I have never had a virus.

That's bulls**t and you know it.

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

I have never had a virus.

That sounds like a sophisticated virus covering its tracks to me. Its
more likely that Nickleplate is being held hostage by said viruses,
while they ransack his home.

I had a very old old old computer, had it for about 4 years.

Thats not old! My PC is about 10 years old! BUt I upgraded it now
and then :smile: To expensive to buy a whole new machine :/

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I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.

the worst thing i had was 40 different "sleeping" trojans in my "system
volume information" folder, just waiting to be activated =P.

After some fiddling, the trojans got killed.

Haha I think i've beaten you all!
My old computer which I had no idea how to use back then was using a demo virus scanner so it never updated and thus I finally scanned with a purchased Mcafee to find it contained roughly 10,000 viruses and I wondered why my computer had gone crazy...

Crono said:
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<DIV class=quotetext>I have never had a virus.

That's bulls**t and you know it.</div></div>

Seriously. On a stack of bibles.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

No. That's bulls**t. You may not have known you had one, but you've had one.

Do you have absolutely no write access to your own computer while you've got an active connection, with a quantum encrypted root password?

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

Nickelplate said:
On a stack of bibles.

I have often wondered. Does the density of the stack increase the legitimacy, or is it some other portion of the pile?

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

and what's the deal with swearing oaths on a bibles, when bibles tell you not to swear any oaths?

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting fishy</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>and what's the deal with swearing oaths on a bibles, when bibles tell you not to swear any oaths? </DIV></DIV>

Dude, I think its "Swear during oaths"

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.