IRC Freestyle Rap Competition

Azelito and i were doinga dumb rap thing on IRC and he said taht we should make a poll about it.

Here's the raps:

[16:36] <Nickelplate> I aint gonna eat, aint gonna sleep, annt gonna bruch my teeth till i do it with sheep, and when the sheep they bleat and sqeak for their seat on my pete!

[16:40] <azelito> Nickelplate aint bright and his rhymes are pure s**te. Bear with me tonight and listen to this right, he aint gonna bare the freezing touch of my might!

[16:42] <Nickelplate> look at azelito, more like asshole-ito blown up like a torpedo, cause my raps supercede, ho. He thinks he can rap, but he cant to crap, his mom was gonna blow me but she ran when i busted a cap.

[16:47] <azelito> Nickelplate, what a loser. A user, a boozer. Contact me when you're out and dry, we'll see if we can give this battle another try.

[16:49] <Nickelplate> Azelito puts down my raps, but they are glorious, to find the words that rhyme is really laborious, to try to top my rhymes would be meritorious, but he's just pissed coz i'm on his mom's clitorious (sic)

[16:55] <azelito> My mom's clitorious? You bought that word in the storious [sic]? Oh please, don't give me another lame rhyme. Let me spell this sentence, a word at the time. Maybe you will understand, it's not just the hand that writes it. It's the mind that fights it! Get off your high horses, fall down with your remorses and take it as a man. Oh wait did I say man? I meant a woman who can just take it.

[17:01] <Nickelplate> You've tried 3 times to better my rhymes, but u can't best these - coz you have no testes. Behind your tough-guy glare is a baby thats scared coz he knows that he did err - where he started with affair he ne'er had a prayer to tear through my rhymes coz his s**t's just bare and borrowed, get some more crappy rhymes and come back tomorrow.

[17:07] <azelito> Rhymes full of make-up, fake-up. I'm gonna freaking rake you up. Stick it up, wake you up. Nothing like a good stake-up. My rhymes contain no nonsense, no fancy words or Evanecense. It's pure. A freaking cure to your epidemic rap, to the edge- filled with crap.

[17:18] <Nickelplate> Okay, little boy, time to wrap things up, 'cause i'm gettin' sick of readin. all your crap coz it sucks. It's such a bunch of s**te you could haul it with trucks, the onyl good words you got, you happened on by luck. sooner or later you're gonna get stuck, you shmuck, trying to make sense if it's like driving a truck through much and eating Peking Duck, you trying to beat me but all you gone and done was run amok with rhymes that make me up-chuck. That's why you'll never win it coz ur square likea cube, you're just azelito the freestyle n00b.

[17:25] <azelito> Nickelplate? A mind full of hate. A broken boy, the bullies toy. Do you remember when they flushed your head in the toilet? Or when they crushed your glasses and stole your wallet. Now you're trying to give me back for those times, though the bullies are the ones that should pay the crimes. They are the ones to pay the fines and they are the ones to suffer from your horrid rhymes. Well, perhaps we should just leave it to that, now that we both know: I'm good and you're crap.


And that's the raps: now you decide; WHO PWND!!!!

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I'm glad you cut me out.

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Never try to be perfect - just try it and make the best out of it

Don't vote for me just because Nickelplate started the thread. He
thought he had won and I told him to summarize it in a thread here.

Just vote me because I obviously won...

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"Azelito, stop being a f**king bitch. All I see you do is complain and insult people in your recent posts. We don't care, go find a razor you emo pansy..." -Windows98

Crapceeper, I didn't know you were competing.. sorry.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

#3- You both blow chunks.

One has to wonder why this option is never posted in a poll that obviously warrants one. Could it be simply because the poster knows it? Nah, cetainly not. :rolleyes:

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

One has to wonder why this option is never posted in a poll that
obviously warrants one. Could it be simply because the poster knows it?
Nah, cetainly not.

There is no #3 because that is of no interest to know that we both suck. We only wanna know who suck the least!

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"Azelito, stop being a f**king bitch. All I see you do is complain and insult people in your recent posts. We don't care, go find a razor you emo pansy..." -Windows98

The clitoris and testes line had me sold, I voted Nickel.

azelito said:
We only wanna know who suck the least!

What a loaded question. :shocked:

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

Crapceeper, I didn't know you were competing.. sorry.

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

I love the fact it went from almost "line about" to whole freaking
paragraphs :biggrin: I voted Azelito, but it was a tough call. Nickelplate's
"You've tried 3 times to better my rhymes, but u can't best these - coz
you have no testes" was the best line in the whole battle :biggrin:

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i had to vote for nickle

his rhymed completely not just the last syllable

sorry az

Just wondering, ReNo, why did you vote for az's raps if I had the best line? C'mon.. I used bigger more complex words... lol :biggrin:

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I voted az, although the testes line had me laughing for a couple of minutes.

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

I used bigger more complex words...

Freaking made up words. Face it, I'm winning this one!

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"Azelito, stop being a f**king bitch. All I see you do is complain and insult people in your recent posts. We don't care, go find a razor you emo pansy..." -Windows98

The clitoris and testes line had me sold, I voted Nickel.

I concur. I voted Nickel.

Please, not half as good as the battles I have on mapcore.

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

Internet Relay Chat - basically it's just a chat room. We have one for
the Snarkpit, if you wanna know more search the general banter forum
for "snarkpit IRC" or something :smile:

Nickelplate, you may have had the best line, but azelito, he's got the best rhyme :razz:

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Lol, reno is gonna rap in here, everyone get ready to hear, whats that
?? he even can kick their butt, like that ?? im rapping here like a
mutt...

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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.

Woo!

Myrk- said:
Please, not half as good as the battles I have on mapcore.

Post some, boieeeeee!

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Sorry Nickleplate, but I had to give it to azelito. He's were just generally funnier. I loved the tetes line though.

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Dark_Kilauea
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I know nothing about rap, nor do I care to, but I thought Nickel's rhymes were a little more funnier.

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Posting And You

I used bigger more complex words...

Freaking made up words. Face it, I'm winning this one!

dude it takes some skill to make up a word for a rhyme