No Speaka de English

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!

I redda tha ta twice indeed

rofl

yes i read it again!! i had to

lmaonade :biggrin:

I laughed myself dead for this talk :biggrin:

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Hahaha, lollerskates. Kick ass :biggrin:

I had to read three times... shut up.

I read it once, because I can actually remember what I just said.

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Nice.

Foxpup said:
I read it once, because I can actually remember what I just said.

...too smart to be true

Hahahahahahaha!

Had to read it a few times before i got it.

I got it on the second time. But if I kept in mind what he was saying I'm sure I would've got it the first time.

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Reminds me of "the italian man who went to Malta" thing. You know,

-"I wanna fock.

• We all want to f**k.

• No you no understand I wanna fock on the table.

• You better not f**k on my table you son of a bitch."

Nice one, was this an actually conversation or made up?

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Just a joke my aunt sent me.

I think it's fairly obviously made up. If someone is telling someone else how to spell, that's not how yo udo it.

"Hey Frenchy, how do you spell 'the'"?

"Well, the T comes first, then the H, and finally, at the end, you're goign to have an E."

Really, makes perfect sense to me

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The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

One day ima gonna America to bigga hotel.

Inna morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no s**ts onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna s**t. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna s**t onna my bed. He say you better not s**t onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: 'Peace on you.'
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.