This gets funnier every time I read it.
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<DIV class=quotetext>Dude are you a complete retard? Theres no specific way for zombies to come to existance. it can happen right here and right now. Here's some info I know about zombies:
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<DIV class=quotetext>MegaCreative Games is a newly started gamedevelopement company. Like other companies, we have goals and a willingness to help others. Many employees have been to poor countries like africa, china and brazil. In these countries black and yellow people hunt down forests and burn animals, and we think thats damn stupid. Therefore the guys who went there helped out local authorities with hunting down these poachers and arsonists. Their results were more than effective with more than 12 executions and many long jailtimes. 10% of our profits go to helping wildlife and endangered animals out through the world, and thats something we're very proud of.</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV class=quotetext>Welcome to the Open Cadaver, where you can talk about anything from zombies to your girlfriend. Although theres isnt a big difference :wink: </DIV></DIV>
Wow, I browsed through the "Stolen Content" thread while drinking water - huge mistake.
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<DIV class=quotetext>Do you realize that you're a dumb f*ck? You don't, do you? There's no such thing as the "speed of sonic!" Something is either at the speed of sound, subsonic, or supersonic. Bullets are, generally, supersonic, as subsonic rounds lack power and penetration. And what the f*ck is a "cyber bullet?" What are you, a stupid f*cking spic? Bullets are physical things, and a bullet that consists of pixels will do NOTHING in a physical world.
What about the laser shotgun? How the f*ck would you pull that off? Do you even know what a shotgun is? Do you even know the forces or mechanics behind a firearm? I'm assuming you don't, you c**ts.
Your concept art is a f*cking Magic the Gathering card? You're seriously getting lamer, the more I delve into your s**tty site. To be honest, I'm surprised you even know HTML, you're so God damned stupid.
I mean, it's not even just the fact that you st0le content; your site is riddled with advertisments. So, basically you're as audacious as to make money off of other people viewing - of all things - ST0LEN content?
THEN YOU GO OFF AND CENSOR YOUR F*CKING BOARDS? YOU GOD DAMNED PRICKS! IF I KNEW A SINGLE ONE OF YOU, OR PREFERRABLY ALL OF YOU, I'D F*CKING KILL YOU ALL! None of you in the "team" - NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU - deserves to live. I'm honestly, at this point, praying for your prompt deaths. d***h**ds.</DIV></DIV>
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(From Cadaver March's leader:) DaveL, the most corrupt mod leader in history, banned me from his forum. He's obviously got something to hide, and we intend to uncover the other mod teams conspiracies against us too. </DIV></DIV>
One mutant gets his finger cut on a rusty wall and slime gets into his wound. He turns into a zombie, but since he is an elite mutant he IS MEGA STRONG. He swings his arms and the mutants fly into the walls and the zombie eats their eyes arms and legs, and he says "at least i got chicken" but its not chicken its human.