I'm BACK!!!

Amen to that French Toast.

Boasting about intelligence on the internet is pretty
meaningless. I could list off which selective private school I
went to, which college I attend, what my SAT scores were, etc etc. but
in the end I wouldn't appear smart, I'd be a braggart.

%u2022 quoting French Toast

It doesn't matter what your tested IQ is. It means you can add 2 and 2 together. There are 7 known intelligences (as far as I know) and standard IQ tests and school only address 3 of them.

This test covered all criteria, including E.Q. (Emotional Intelligence Quotient).

And look, I for one don't care what my intellect is either, as long as I do well enough in school and achieve all my goals in life.

Its just that someone else brought it up, and it has continued all the way to the bottom of the second page.

HAL 9000 AI computer said:
This test covered all criteria, including E.Q. (Emotional Intelligence Quotient).
And look, I for one don't care what my intellect is either, as long as I do well enough in school and achieve all my goals in life.

Its just that someone else brought it up, and it has continued all the way to the bottom of the second page.

Wow internet IQ tests are getting pretty thorough now eh? :biggrin:
Also how did they kill HAL in the movie? I only got too see some parts but I never got to see the end.

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.

They banned him.

They banned him.

Let's not get too optimistic frenchy :biggrin:

Addicted to Morphine said:
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Let's not get too optimistic frenchy :biggrin:
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Hey, that's harsh!!! I haven't made any personal attacks on any of you!

Hal- Go Here, these are the forums more suited for you and your Large printed words. Either that, or make a God D$&% map!! Thats what these forums are for!! Come back when you've done that!

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Hal- Go Here, these are the forums more suited for you

I think that's the most insulting thing said yet :smile:

this thread tickles my funneh bone :smile:

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this thread tickles my funneh bone :smile:

This Thread Bashes my skull in.

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HAL 9000 AI computer said:
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: limegreen; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">It?s still higher than yours, </SPAN>

wrong, but i won't upset you by saying just how far behind you fall.

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HAL 9000 AI computer said:
(I actually have a tested I.Q. of 146)

What few people seem to realise is that even if youve had a professional test, from a professional psychologist, that lasted a whole day, it still doesnt mean s**t.

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• My yr11 Economics teacher

I have seen some people so smart that they are actually the dumbest people I have ever met. When you see someone on the side of the road with a flat and no knowledge of how it is fixed, thats....

Anyway, I have yet to see a test to measure IQ that covers all the bases necessary to distinguish exactly how smart someone is. First you have "Book Smarts". These are the people you see on the side of the road I mentioned. So smart they are, yeah right. Then you have "Practical Smart". These are the people whom the hard knocks of life have taught them everything. If there were a way to combine the 2 then you'd truly have an intelligent individual.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

Thats because that has nothing to do with IQ.

IQ is (supposed to be) a measure of someones ability to solve problems. An IQ test generally involves solving puzzles within a certain timeframe, like jigsaws or flashcard memory type things. The puzzles themselves depend on the type of test (there are several). A score is determined based on your performance in these puzzles. The scores are normalised every few years, thousands of people around the world are tested and their scores recorded to maintain the mean IQ at 100.

Basically, if you chuck a Rubiks cube at someone with 100 and someone with 150, the 150 should theoretically solve it faster. Thats pretty much all it means.

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HEY.. WELCOME BACk.. now go away.. lol

wil5on said:
Thats because that has nothing to do with IQ.

IQ is (supposed to be) a measure of someones ability to solve problems. An IQ test generally involves solving puzzles within a certain timeframe, like jigsaws or flashcard memory type things. The puzzles themselves depend on the type of test (there are several). A score is determined based on your performance in these puzzles. The scores are normalised every few years, thousands of people around the world are tested and their scores recorded to maintain the mean IQ at 100.

Basically, if you chuck a Rubiks cube at someone with 100 and someone with 150, the 150 should theoretically solve it faster. Thats pretty much all it means.

Then basically the test is meaningless. If the test doesn't have the ability to measure true smarts its pointless. After all, a savant can solve problems and they are dumb as a doorknob.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

HEY.. WELCOME BACk.. now go away.. lol

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The tests are useful in some ways, but I imagine mainly for psychological research purposes, and people like Hal to brag about.

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• My yr11 Economics teacher

I think they're more used to weed out prospects for things like jobs or the military even maybe.

I don't know, I'm too young to have any practical experience with this issue :smile:

so we are saying people with a high IQ are like computers...

Completely dumb, useless, and a waste of space by themselves. Given the proper things, calculates and solves things :smile:

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look hal, if this makes you feel any worse i'm sorry, but IQ dont mean
s**t, they are a test of how smart a person is, not of how intelligent
they are, please im begging you, stop before you hurt yourself.

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stop before you hurt the internet

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anyway... happy birthday

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HEY.. WELCOME BACk.. now go away.. lol

qft :biggrin: :D:D

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stop before you hurt the internet

Dont you mean Internet'S LOL and very funny 98.

Koo koo kachoo!

MoneyShot said:
HEY.. WELCOME BACk.. now go away.. lol

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MoneyShot said:
HEY.. WELCOME BACk.. now go away.. lol

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You guys truly like doing this don't you? You must since ignoring the weird ones would basically render them moot but no, you gotta give them more air time than a Michael Jackson trial. :rolleyes:

Don't worry HAL, they must like you.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

I know i sure do.

Dunno what I'd do without good old Simon...

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Let's make a huge quote pyramid...

omegaslayer said:
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Well, it shouldn't really harm you, I mean, what's contained within that's important? Air? Or nerve gas? All in jest, right? :biggrin:

Why did this thread get revived. Please, leave this where it belongs, at the bottom.

Yus! j00 leave this thread alone! It belong too me! HAL computer! I do not revive my threads for no reason! I revived this thread so you could see my 1337ness. My IQ is 1337... it's been tested as such, bitchz0rz!

sorry.. couldnt resist. HAL, you're my buddy...

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Yeah, awesome. Thread over :razz:

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