Out of the mouth of...

My son was just griping "Why are you getting me up so early"

I say, "You said that you wanted to go hunting"

He says, "I didn't want to go before anything woke up!"

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

.....i hear ya....smart kid :wink:

Doc B... :dodgy:

Hehe, nice one !

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

That's cute :smile:

Owned!

it makes me laugh

Thats cute!

I used to call milk "wader" and water "milk" :smile:

I also used to call car's "Tutu"

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I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.

When I was a baby I used to refer to milk as taptoo. I would run around
the yard yelling "TAPTOOOO!!!" and no-one would know what the heck was
wrong with me :biggrin: .

Called coke "Dong" when i was real young.

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.

When I was kid I say "wąs" (it's mean "moustache") instead of "wąż" (it's mean "snake")...

When my younger sister was really young my parents and I were talking
about IQ's. After listening for a while my sister pipes in with
"I know my IQ!" Surprised, and in an attempt to humor her we
asked her what it was. She responded with "20/20!"

It was pretty cute. She didn't know why it was so funny.... :smile:

When i was a baby i never used to ask for stuff, i'd go and get it. One day my Dad poured himself a fresh cup of coffee. I went over and probably thought "MAAAAAAA" which is what i called milk. I pulled it down and got a third degree burn on my chest, i've still got the scar.

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WarloK said:
</B> When i was a baby i never used to ask for stuff, i'd go and get it. One day my Dad poured himself a fresh cup of coffee. I went over and probably thought "MAAAAAAA" which is what i called milk. I pulled it down and got a third degree burn on my chest, i've still got the scar.

</DIV></DIV> almost exactly the same thing happened to my nephew, but he done it with tea.

which makes me think. normally, if asked whether i'd like tea or coffee, i'd usually opt for tea. i don't know if i'd have a preference for either in this case.

i remember as a small child, on a family trip to the sea-side, meeting this really nice old lady in a trainstation. it stuck in my mind for years, that this nice old lady, all of a sudden, in a split second, became this horrible old hag that wanted me to receive a?severe beating. i was traumatized by it. and all that i'd wanted to know was, if she was really a woman, why did she have a moustache. :sad:

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i eat paint

One of the funniest things I did was:

• When I was 3, I once poured fertilizer into the washing machine (I thought It was washing power, and doing my mum a favour!)

• When I was 4, I once drank wine straight from the bottle (Thought it was water!)

• Ate snails (Shells and all)

• When I was 3 1/2, I started playing PC games. (Not mario, but my brothers games: Doom, Quake, Warcraft, Dune 2, etc)

When I was three I drank a washing poweder c*ktail. I think that's why my voice acts so strangely...

*When I was four I stuck a rusty nail into an electric plug. My
fingertip burned. I can only wonder what might have happened if I
would've used two nails...

Yes. I liked to experiment things as a child...

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

I once stuck a small 12v motor in a 220v outlet. Kablooie! I was 5 at the time. :biggrin:

I never crawled.

Hmm, I used to go, "dileledleleeldleee" (makes no sense, I know ) when I wanted milk.

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Breaking the laws of mapping since 2003 and doing a damn fine job at it

When I was three I drank a washing poweder c*ktail. I think that's why my voice acts so strangely...
*When I was four I stuck a rusty nail into an electric plug. My
fingertip burned. I can only wonder what might have happened if I
would've used two nails...
Yes. I liked to experiment things as a child...

I once inserted a bendet metal thing into both holes of the socket. There was a flash, of course it made that electric thunder-crack. The metal melted at the points where the connection was made and the fuse went.
I was a little scared, that's all...

And just for the record: I have never done anything wrong in my childhood.... exept that one. And I stuck my head between the bars of a bridge-balustrade. Now let play your imaignation.....