Why i like Gnomes

I like Gnomes because they are small and cuddly and I like to play with them alot. Gnomes are fun to play with. Unlike sleep pixies which cause havoc and annoy people. :smile:

Additional:
My friend binky the gnome says hi.

Smeggy: f**k off.

:sad:

Lovely.

c'mon, Cassius, don't tell me you don't love to watch a good "topic-locking and banning"!

Jinx, I think this is probably the best opportunity yet to post that lesbian picture again.

Now that deserves a . Or... a even?

crap, I can't find it. could you settle for two hot girls not kissing? :sad:

That's just cruelty man, cruelty.

Meh, they're hot at least. That's something.

the house i live in currently, use to have french doors like those.

Lol orph Is that from a poster from a lingerie company? Looks an awful lot like one I once considered buying, albeit missing a few girls.

Hello i'm 16 and I like to use trojans or somesuch to gain passwords, then post AMUSING MESSAGES! about my friends, which will only be funny between us.

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scratches butt. Im missing something arent I

It's an attack on the moronic nature of the whole "bring real life
banter to a popular internet forum where the users wont really be
interested in my sub7 skills and our social life/quarms/ircness"/

I see. I still dont get it :biggrin: Sort of. Maybe its just too early...

Orpheus said:
the house i live in currently, use to have french doors like those.

I think the focal point of the picture was meant to be the girls. Maybe if they were a couple of generations older...

Orpheus said:
the house i live in currently, use to have french doors like those.

Lol, you see a pic with 2 hot babes, and you only look at the doors :biggrin: .ROFL.

In fairness, they're nice doors.

maybe the women are the doors in his old house :biggrin:

wildcard is even worse, he just scratched his ass. and what's with orph and him scratching their asses all the time anyway, yuck!

I used to scratch my forhead, but that didnt work anymore.

I once had the magazine with that picture in it, FHM I think it was.... long ago... it had better pics of them :razz:

Gwil: I agree. I would have deleted this topic had it not been for the rather interesting comments about doors.

Sorry, all. It won't happen again.

It might! :biggrin:

Edge Damodred said:
maybe the women are the doors in his old house :biggrin:

Those women are his doors?

... I'd give them a swing.

ZING!

1,2,3,4 jam your weena in the door

5,6,7,8 lets all masturbate.

yay!

-BB

i've always thought that australians had quite a rough sense of humour, but that's just disturbing.

That was indeed a disturbing post.