How to drive people nuts

How to drive people nuts

Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Vash on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 3:47am
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Rofl, I got this from another forum:
Call an addiction hotline and explain to them that you're hooked on phonics.

Go to the airport wearing a suit of armor and try walking through the metal detector.

Wash out a gas can, punch a hole in it, fill it with water and carry it down a busy lunch-hour sidewalk while smoking the biggest cigar you can find.

Call the Q-tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came out of in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, "What? What? What did you say?"

Go to the polar bear enclosure at the zoo and shout, " c'mon larry, enough's enough! Take off that costume and get back to the office."

Fill an Inflate-A-Chick wtih helium and release it at rush hour on a windy day. Chase it down the street, yelling, " come back here, you tramp!"

Call national acme co., and ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.

Rush yourself to the ER and explain to the nurse that you were resting on top of your leg for a long time and now it feels like pins and neddles. Then ask well you have to amputate.

In the middle of the night, nosily bury a fully dressed mannequin in your backyard. Arrange your lawn furniture on the fresh mound and sit down in it quickly before the police come.

Get a video camera and a microphone and chase a local TV news crew around. Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting things like, "Where have all the cowboys gone?"

Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.

In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-filled screams, then emerge holding a giant hen's egg.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Wild Card on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 3:50am
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Go to the hunting department of Canadian Tire, pickup the new Crossman air rifle, and ask the sales clerk where the anti-depressants are
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Yak_Fighter on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 4:12am
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Let me talk to them for five minutes?
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by DesPlesda on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 4:34am
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Cheese.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Diarmaidx2 on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 11:01am
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buy EVERY condom in your town.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Vash on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 2:40pm
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Diarmaidx2 said:
buy EVERY condom in your town.
You know thats phyiscally impossible.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 2:46pm
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Vash said:
Diarmaidx2 said:
buy EVERY condom in your town.
You know thats phyiscally impossible.
but you can get some of the used ones rather cheap..
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Andrei on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 8:15pm
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:kitty:

:imwithstupid:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 9:23pm
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Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sun Mar 28th 2004 at 9:24pm
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? posted by Vassh
You know thats phyiscally impossible.
Not everyone lives in FLORIDA
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Vash on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 12:37am
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Lol :biggrin:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by wil5on on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 9:57am
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^^lol.

I personally like the "in the elevator/lift" variety. eg.

"go up to someone, stare at them for a while, then shout "youre one of THEM!" and huddle in the corner"

"carry a large bag, and occasionally open it slightly, and say into it "got enough air in there?""

etc. etc. Cant remember any more atm...

Speaking of used condoms, a friend told me he was once in class at school, some kids walked past and threw a condom into the classroom. Then one of them ran in, picked it up and said "s**t that was the clean one!" :lol:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by azelito on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 1:55pm
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Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Gwil on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 2:21pm
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This thread is so funny, I can hardly contain myself.

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Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by thing_2 on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 3:42pm
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We shouldn't agrivate our fellow man, we must all be one in fellowship, like thing_1 and thing_2!!!
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 3:43pm
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I'd noticed you'd stolen his username... :smile:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by matt on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 3:45pm
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Alien_Sniper said:
I'd noticed you'd stolen his username... :smile:
:wink:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Skeletor on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 8:19pm
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azelito said:
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ETC.
That works too... :lol:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Vash on Mon Mar 29th 2004 at 8:56pm
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/me eats thing_2

/me washes thing_2 down with a cold glass of Skeletor
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by blu_chze on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 2:57am
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if you know a second language you can reply to every one in that second language. i think ill learn french just to do that.

poking someone in the side of the neck repeatedly works quite well for me :biggrin:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 3:31am
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Gwil said:
This thread is so funny, I can hardly contain myself.

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same here, i am so excited, i have to sit on my hands just to keep from waving at everyone. :rolleyes:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Yak_Fighter on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 4:44am
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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm Orph?
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Leperous on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 5:04am
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watches Gwil top himself from too much forum n00bism :biggrin:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 12:09pm
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Yak_Fighter said:
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm Orph?
nah, that would be [lightblue]

seriously tho, the topic started out funny as hell, but somehow spiraled during my absence to that whole page lovingly posted by :azelito:

/runs
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by wil5on on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 1:33pm
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What is it with :azelito: 's emoticon thingy? Is there an in-joke I'm not getting?
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 1:40pm
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It's named after Azelito.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by wil5on on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 1:52pm
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Yeah, but why? I want to know!
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 2:00pm
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I don't think there's a special reason just that he found it and got Lep to add it to the list.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by wil5on on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 2:39pm
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Meh... ok then.
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by azelito on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 3:26pm
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We had a huge smiley thread and I found that. Lep added it in my name and then I posted a lot of monkeys and he replaced all my posts with the text "I am a mong.". Good ol' days...

Btw, If I repeated that (^) 50 times you would most likely be pretty annoyed also...
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Gwil on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 3:32pm
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Yes, azelito seems to have some kind of Raelian cult style following , except he clones himself in smiley form...

sinister!
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by omegaslayer on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 9:25pm
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How to drive people nuts?

easy... be me
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Vash on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 10:51pm
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omegaslayer4777 said:
How to drive people nuts?

easy... be me
zing?
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 11:00pm
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i got one word to crown this topic off..

"rugal"
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Skeletor on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 11:05pm
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:azelito:
Re: How to drive people nuts Posted by Vash on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 11:06pm
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Agreed Orph.

Leperous or Gwil, if your watching, work your magic on this topic.