Say hi to our newest member, QuartzRaven!
Call an addiction hotline and explain to them that you're hooked on phonics.
Go to the airport wearing a suit of armor and try walking through the metal detector.
Wash out a gas can, punch a hole in it, fill it with water and carry it down a busy lunch-hour sidewalk while smoking the biggest cigar you can find.
Call the Q-tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came out of in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, "What? What? What did you say?"
Go to the polar bear enclosure at the zoo and shout, " c'mon larry, enough's enough! Take off that costume and get back to the office."
Fill an Inflate-A-Chick wtih helium and release it at rush hour on a windy day. Chase it down the street, yelling, " come back here, you tramp!"
Call national acme co., and ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.
Rush yourself to the ER and explain to the nurse that you were resting on top of your leg for a long time and now it feels like pins and neddles. Then ask well you have to amputate.
In the middle of the night, nosily bury a fully dressed mannequin in your backyard. Arrange your lawn furniture on the fresh mound and sit down in it quickly before the police come.
Get a video camera and a microphone and chase a local TV news crew around. Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting things like, "Where have all the cowboys gone?"
Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-filled screams, then emerge holding a giant hen's egg.
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Yak_Fighter
DesPlesda
Diarmaidx2 said:You know thats phyiscally impossible.
buy EVERY condom in your town.
Orpheus
Vash said:but you can get some of the used ones rather cheap..
Diarmaidx2 said:You know thats phyiscally impossible.
buy EVERY condom in your town.
? posted by VasshNot everyone lives in FLORIDA
You know thats phyiscally impossible.
wil5on
azelito
Gwil
matt
Alien_Sniper said::wink:
I'd noticed you'd stolen his username... :smile:
Skeletor
azelito said:That works too...
How to drive people nuts?
How to drive people nuts?
How to drive people nuts?
ETC.
blu_chze
Orpheus
Gwil said:same here, i am so excited, i have to sit on my hands just to keep from waving at everyone. :rolleyes:
This thread is so funny, I can hardly contain myself.
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Yak_Fighter
Orpheus
Yak_Fighter said:nah, that would be [lightblue]
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm Orph?
wil5on
's emoticon thingy? Is there an in-joke I'm not getting?
wil5on
wil5on
azelito
Gwil
omegaslayer
omegaslayer4777 said:zing?
How to drive people nuts?
easy... be me
Orpheus
Skeletor