Proof that girls are evil

Well, can't argue with facts.

I can support the Theory of Girls = Insanity; however I find this calculation does not apply to the real world. The math makes sense, but the observational evidence doesn't add up. You have created a mathematical framework that, in theory, works, but it has no application. Perhaps it can help shed light upon other aspects of girls, which could lead to fruitful discoveries down the road. I commend you for your continued research.

True , true.

Oh, BTW, do you guys know what a girl and a condom have in common?They both stay in your wallet longer that in your [CENSORED] ( :kitty: ).

I suspect that the 'mathematician' who created that equation was perhaps biased by his own lack of success with the ladies. This is evidenced by his failure to included a balancing factor in the equation- Sex.

This must be the tenth time we have had this EXACT topic, I think even the title is the same as the lst couple of times.

Lol. Thats all I'll give it. Not even an emoticon, just lol.

Hey did anyone see that new site with the dancing hamsters? I think it was called dancing hamsters.com or something.

A_S, please, for the good of the children, dont mention that ever again.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

:kitty:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

:kitty:

/me gives Jinx a cigar

Jinx said:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

:kitty:

jinx, please do not EVER post that link again..

/me feels woozy now

Cool Jinx that ones just as good as the badger/mushroom one!

Of course, I won't be emailing it to anyone...

99% tru :razz:

I heard somewhere that there's this flash game where you can hit penguins with a bat and go for the longest distance. Can anyone confirm or deny this rumor? I think that could quite possibly be the greatest idea for a game ever. Ever.

matt said:
Cool Jinx that ones just as good as the badger/mushroom one!

Of course, I won't be emailing it to anyone...

you mean.... www.badgerbadgerbadger.com ???

as for Jinx and his "kitty cat" this is what i have for you.... BIG EVILS!!!

/me goes insane

Yak_Fighter said:
I heard somewhere that there's this flash game where you can hit penguins with a bat and go for the longest distance. Can anyone confirm or deny this rumor? I think that could quite possibly be the greatest idea for a game ever. Ever.

Maybe your joking and im a moron and you already knew about it, but there was a tread that lag started with that lame flash game (at least I thought it was lame). I cant remember what it was called, but ask him.

punches omegaslayer in the face

et voila: http://www.snarkpit.com/forums.php?topic=1132&forum=1&start=0

/me has a reason to believe all these "Girl" related topics are ways of trying to see if there are Girls on Snarkpit.

Or, theres an incredible lust going on...If so, I'll be gone until its over.

heres alittle mathmatics for ya,

(sorry in advance for redirecting thread, I like girls and have no money so it's a good thing I'm married)

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you there, Bulls**t and Ass-kissing will put you over the top. <o:p></o:p>

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Well, it got ass kissing eastern politicians in NATO, didnt it? :sad:

Time and money = Time + Money. There shouldn't be a multiplication there. Go away!

Leperous said:
Time and money = Time + Money. There shouldn't be a multiplication there. Go away!

Untrue Lep - the amount of time spent with a woman is proportional to how much money is spent on her. It might even be exponential.

The "x" is also read "and" in some situations.

Women = Money + exp(Money) = Time + exp(Time)
d(women)/d(time) = 1 + exp(time) = 1 + exp(money)

Thus we are forced to conclude that as money increases exponentially, there is a positive change in women over time. Even if there is no money spent, she will still get better over time. Apparently.

goes back to sleep and stops trying to be clever

Sounds like a good plan, Lep :smile:

"Proof that girls are evil"

That's just as I thought. Girls ARE evil.

Meh. I don't spend money on my supposed 'girlfriend,' and we've been supposedly 'dating' for at least a few months.

But yeah, she's still evil. :smile:

well.... LOL!

My cousin spends ALL his profit on girls : candy for Luciana, flowers for Anna, this for her, that for him urm, i mean her. Girls corrupt people.

A little song for the occasion

http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf

:smile:

teh ending ... argh !