Funny signs

My mates recently got back from a sailing trip on the west coast of Scotland, and came across these two rather creative "modified" signs in the same town...





We have a local town called "East Linton" that is frequently changed to "Fast Linton" on signs which is about the most rubbish change you could make, so these were in a different league to what we are accustomed to. What are the funniest signs you guys have seen?

Give me FIVE MINUTES MAN. I have great stuff :biggrin: I wanna check out some stuff here, then I'll go get them :biggrin:

Bah. Damn. To bad I can't show the images individually.

Here's a few... um... all... from Ebaums world :biggrin: If you were looking for "home made" images, well sorry. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/signs.html

I lovem all :biggrin:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=arnold3.mp3

I'm sorry I just had to...

Shh, its a secret


Same here -.-.

these 3 always make me laugh, specially the last two :biggrin:





the text is added obviously, but still

'If u reed dis u r gay' is about as creative as it gets around here.

That's still better than having signs riddled with bullet holes.

or paintballs.

Carrots are good for you.


This guy has high priorities.


Obviously, this is a product of Ye Olde Photoshoppe.

fizscy46 said:

Shh, its a secret

Ahhhhhh nooooooo!!!!!! Just when I thought I had forgotten about that piece of c**p town that is chelmsford it comes back to haunt me!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen anything very funny sign wise. But, I did goto Taco Del Mar the other day and their cups have a lable saying "Caution, ^ This end up". I am not kidding, I'll go there some time and get a picture of the cup ... also, they have an undone zipper along the side ...

Theres a sign a the edge of our city [brighton] which leads to an A road, and it says 'Out Of Town' [with an arrow] LOL.

I don't have a photo, but we used to live near a Farmer Tucker who'd have his sign changed to the obvious by the locals every time it was cleaned/changed...

we have some it says

Caution slow children at play..... I mean that makes me laugh every time i see it.

LOL, love that one Atrocity :biggrin:

Though I didn't see it myself, my mate had a packet of peanuts on a plane once with the following instructions...

1. Open packet
2. Eat peanuts

I'll get a picture of it when i go back home you guys will like it, yeah i heard from a comedian that on airlines the packages of peanuts say warning package may contain peanuts.

I found this one in a book of signs th other day:

RESTAURANT OPEN ALL WEEK
(except mondays)

lol I like that one. Ill search the Pittsburgh area for some signs.

that remidns me of BlockBuster Video advert I saw. It was advertising how you could order a rentl from home and have it delivered, and it said something similar to:

BORROW AS MANY VIDEOS AS YOU LIKE
(3 at a time)

Good ol' Engrish - sorry, had to post this.



The other great one where I live is "Children please drive slowly"

lmao.

There's a street thats one way near my house, yet on the exitting end of it there's a left turn lane (That is, turn left to go the wrong way down the street)

I found this place when I was on holiday in Florida.

We have 2 funeral homes back in my hometown with great names- Bisch, and Staab.

I was part of a scavenger hunt at one point, and one of the clues was "Lifes a Bisch and then you die," which is great.

And Staab is just self-explanatory IMO.

that remidns me of BlockBuster Video advert I saw. It was
advertising how you could order a rentl from home and have it
delivered, and it said something similar to:

BORROW AS MANY VIDEOS AS YOU LIKE
(3 at a time)

I can see what you think is wrong there but technically it's correct.

A lot of fakes in this category.



not really a sign, but all the good sign pics i have have been posted already :smile:

Actually, I think that is really a sign. It says "Fuel Zone".

lol most of those r doctored

Is that you, Crono? :smile:

No, some dude from RvB

Sorry about the size... I saw this today in Edinburgh so I had to take a picture :biggrin:

That would suck!!

that's pretty good

What's funny about that, matt? All I can see is that it should say "the aim is" instead of "the aims are".

What's funny about that, matt? All I can see is that it should say "the aim is" instead of "the aims are".

I don't get it either. But I think its because it says its the parliment project (The parliment in Britian and Canada is the equivilent to the White House in the US