Ay teen.

Well, I turned 18 today. Now I'm allowed to smoke and gamble. Yay.

Hi, etc, to everyone.

missed ya des :smile:

Happy birthday Des, you rock.

<-- First in with the lame smiley

Have a good one.

Happy Birthday. Let's see how many more birthday threads we can get in here. Com'n people.

I'll post mine... in 7 months.

Happeh boithday Des!

He's legal, ladies

Happy Birthday! have a grate one (i r spel gud :razz: )

I'll wish you a happy birthday when you buy me some booze. :biggrin:
Yep... So........^

Happy Birthday ... w00t ! :biggrin:

/pets Des and his bi-yearly appearance :razz:

What's happened to http://desplesda.com/ ?

Happy b-day, have a nice one

Happy birthday squire :smile: May it be one filled with fine follies, frolicks and a little fruit punch.

Spiked, of course!

Hope you have an excellent day, sir :smile:

One more toe in the grave, congrats.

But if he's got the standard assignment of toes...wouldn't that make him pretty close to being dead? :wink:

Happy birthday btw! Seems October is the month for it...tis mine on Tuesday (26 on the 26th)

Cassius said:
He's legal, ladies

So'm I, and I'm 16. God bless the UK.

Think he'll be back to read the replies, or has he had his snarkpit fill for a few months? Happy birthday by the way, hope its gone all splendid like :smile:

Renegatus said:

Cassius said:
He's legal, ladies

So'm I, and I'm 16. God bless the UK.

God damn the USA

The law is obviously the only thing standing between me and Natalie Portman.

Cassius said:

Renegatus said:

Cassius said:
He's legal, ladies

So'm I, and I'm 16. God bless the UK.

God damn the USA

The law is obviously the only thing standing between me and Natalie Portman.

There's also the bodyguards, restraining order, and lack of attractiveness on her part. I expected better of you, Master Cass. :smile:

Cassius said:

Renegatus said:

Cassius said:
He's legal, ladies

So'm I, and I'm 16. God bless the UK.

God damn the USA

The law is obviously the only thing standing between me and Natalie Portman.

There's also the bodyguards, restraining order, and lack of attractiveness on her part. I expected better of you, Master Cass. :smile:

Bah, your standards are too high. Must be that heart-bocks, attracting
all sorts of wonderful women. Miss Portman is much more than good
enough for me. :biggrin:

Renegatus said:

Cassius said:
He's legal, ladies

So'm I, and I'm 16. God bless the UK.

Amen!

Renegatus said:

Cassius said:
He's legal, ladies

So'm I, and I'm 16. God bless the UK.

Amen!

Technically you're legal from the age of 14, some weird thing in our
justice system which "allows rape". All the guy has to do is tell the
truth or lie and say it was consented, and then the case gets thrown
out the window because apparently 14 is an age in which the UK see's
fit for a girl to make up their mind about a sexual relationship.

I don't know much more about that, just what I got told by a tutor.

EDIT: Also if a girl of 14 is able to make up their mind about a sexual
relationship, the court judge is also deemed to see it fit that a young
girl may lie just to get press media money, compensation etc. In my
opinion, that part of the British legal system is screwed up.

ReNo said:
Think he'll be back to read the replies, or has he had his snarkpit fill for a few months? Happy birthday by the way, hope its gone all splendid like :smile:

Hah! Yeah, I missed you all a bit too. Lep, desplesda.com went down because I forgot to reregister the domain name, and I'm too lazy. Thankfully GoDaddy's parked it for me, I plan on getting it back up in the next month or so (exams, woo).

Plus, [angsty teen whining]my parents have been clamping down on the IntraWeb usage, and I've had no time to get on[/angst]. Now that final exams are imminent, I plan on Showing Them by turning to destructive habits such as binge drinking, smoking and reading Internet forums.

Anything important I missed? I notice that Orph's back. What a surprise :razz:

DesPlesda said:
Anything important I missed? I notice that Orph's back. What a surprise :razz:

that, is the nicest thing anyone has said to me around here in ages Des..

although i think highly of myself, i never considered myself important..

blushes

yeah, missed ya too :smile: