Any map reviews going on?

I just finished my map and was just wondering if there's anyone (admins) out there who can give it a proper review. Good or bad. Just curious on peoples take on it. I'm not sure if anyone is actively reviewing right now but I thought i'd ask. Thanks in advance.

why would you want a review from people who are not even good enough to critique it?

personally, i don't see a future in reviews, no one wants to post maps till they are done or nearly done so whats the use. :/

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Orpheus</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>why would you want a review from people who are not even good enough to critique it?</DIV></DIV>
:handbags:

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Leperous</DIV>
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:handbags:

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british term?
/me is confused.

i'd review it if you promised to not cry about it and pm me about how unfair and biased it is

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Yak_Fighter</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>i'd review it if you promised to not cry about it and pm me about how unfair and biased it is </DIV></DIV>
/me pets Joe :kitty:

I'm not sure whether the curmudgeonly Orpheus is being modest or sarcastic, but Snarkpit has evolved to a community focused on refining works in progress than judging "completed" levels. We kind of have the ethos that maps aren't ever finished, just abandoned. Post it up in your profile with some news and a thread and I'm sure you'll get a handful of responses to the map if it looks interesting enough. From the few screens I saw, it looked a little sparse.

edit: and a whole bunch of people posted while I was watching Win Ben Stein's Money. This post is in reference to Orph's first response.

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Yak_Fighter</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>i'd review it if you promised to not cry about it and pm me about how unfair and biased it is </DIV></DIV>

I'd be happy to have you do a quick review of the map, Yak_Fighter. And don't worry about me, I look at everything as constructive criticism. When I used to map for HL1, I got my a$$ handed to me quite a bit when it came to my maps. Thanks for considering it. It'll only make me a better mapper.

And I don't know what you're talking about, Orph. :rolleyes:
And what the heckfire does "handbags" mean. Does that mean that you're handing him his bags so that he can take a hike? If so, i'll help ya. J/K Orph. :razz:

Orph, he did post a beta version and ask for critiques. As you can see, his thread didn't exactly get a great reception.

http://www.snarkpit.com/forums.php?forum=2&topic=4457&1

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Cash Car Star</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I'm not sure whether the curmudgeonly Orpheus is being modest or sarcastic,

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the fact that i have the option of being modest or sarcastic speaks volumes cash. I am glad that you feel i can be one or the other. also, that word.. its so cool. never heard it before, where do you guys pick these obscure terms up?
/me can envision a group meeting with cash at the head. "uhh, we have this asshole at snarkpit, he's really old what can i call him"

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting ReNo</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Orph, he did post a beta version and ask for critiques. As you can see, his thread didn't exactly get a great reception.

http://www.snarkpit.com/forums.php?forum=2&topic=4457&1
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duncan, read the dates. :rolleyes:

then re-read my first post.
i checked the times before i posted.

It never even saw a reply commenting on the screenshots nor anybody
mentioning they were downloading to take a look. I don't think anybody
was going to, and if thats the case you can't begrudge somebody
releasing it. It was up far over 24 hours.

It's just what I read I guess. You're going to consume a greater quantity of expressions reading Woody Allen and Kurt Vonnegut over US Weekly. I also see no need to hide my knowledge of long words, I consider it my linguistic speedo.

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Cash Car Star</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>It's just what I read I guess. You're going to consume a greater quantity of expressions reading Woody Allen and Kurt Vonnegut over US Weekly. I also see no need to hide my knowledge of long words, I consider it my linguistic speedo.</DIV></DIV>

still its very cool.. i use obscure terms, but nothing this good

/me bows.
and duncan... nearly done, this map was nearly finished before it arrived... oh never mind i guess i need to shut up.

He said it was 98% done and he was looking for feedback on the posted
beta version, and if that isn't requesting a critique im not sure what
is.

Duncan, one of us is being an ass... I'd quit before it starts to look like you. people are used to me doing it. :razz:

Heh, probably right, I'm in an odd mood tonight :smile:

I'll just call Orph a frotteur and then the ass in this thread will be me. (It's my new favorite insult, and not an easy word to forget).

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Cash Car Star</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I'll just call Orph a frotteur and then the ass in this thread will be me. (It's my new favorite insult, and not an easy word to forget).</DIV></DIV>

sadly, webster doesn't know the word.. so i guess the insult goes un-noticed.
cool word though :smile:

Dictionary.com has it. Keep the minors away when looking this one up.

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Cash Car Star</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Dictionary.com has it. Keep the minors away when looking this one up.</DIV></DIV>

what he said :heee:

Hahahahah at frottage, I know someone who actually does that :O

Myself? I gave up and bought a telescope.

You guys are crazy tonight. I wasn't in NEED of a review, but if someone was bored and had nothing better to do , then.... :rolleyes:

"I consider it my linguistic speedo. "

That is serious comedy - 'claps'.