Exploding toads

Exploding toads

Re: Exploding toads Posted by Leperous on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 7:14pm
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4486247.stm
You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding
Let's hope this isn't a disease that can be passed to humans...
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Natus on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 7:42pm
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its scary, i saw it on the news today, poor toads...poor us if it can be passed to humans.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Andrei on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 7:42pm
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Jesus, when I saw the thread title I thought it was a humorous thread
on chumtoads or something. It is kinda funny in a strange and twisted
way, but I really hope I won't live to hear of exploding germans on the
news :sad: .

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Hold the phone, I just heard about this thing on the news! They said
pretty much what the article you found said, except for one more detail
which was overlooked by that article: it can be passed on to humans,
except that, rather than causing the victim to blow-up, it causes
"explosions" in and on the body!
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Natus on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 7:54pm
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GASP

poor me, im a dane, gerany is right next to me :sad:

how come its always the scandinavian dudes getting all the evil animal
stuff, last time it was huge crabs, and now exploding toads >:E
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Andrei on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 8:46pm
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And WE'RE the ones next door to Ukraine (Chernobyl)!
Re: Exploding toads Posted by satchmo on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 9:13pm
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Yeah, but the Chinese gets the SARS.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by ding on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 9:45pm
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OMG - At least I live in southern germany - so the exploding toads are arround 900 miles away.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by French Toast on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 9:47pm
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W00t, Canada.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Cassius on Tue Apr 26th 2005 at 11:06pm
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Three Americans died in Iraq toda-- OH s**t EXPLODING FROGS, ACE!!!
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Spartan on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 12:00am
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I wonder if the medical doctors that examined the frogs ever bothered to look for the remains of firecrackers...
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Crono on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 1:22am
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The only non-viral cause I could think of is an alternating electric field.
But, surely, that doesn't exist in a pond.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by fishy on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 2:10am
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it looks like a territorial war to me, with possibly the newts filling up fake worms with crushed alka seltzers.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by DrGlass on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 5:16am
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it looks like a territorial war to me, with possibly the newts filling up fake worms with crushed alka seltzers.
some friends of mine tryed that with sea gulls, they didn't burst like
we were told they would, they just fell to earth... vomited... flew
away.

there goes my PETA membership
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Leperous on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 8:09am
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Why can't it be bacterial- do you think a possible gas build up inside 'airtight' tissues is too rapid and can only be viral?
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Bewbies on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 3:06pm
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if bacteria can make a can of spam explode, why not a frog?
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Natus on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 3:15pm
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maybe the frogs ate something reeaaaly bad, like old spam or something, and maybe frogs are unable to fart,so they blow up.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 4:28pm
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I think that some toads were given a bad Botox shot to try to clear up those bumps on thier skin. afterwards the Botulins got in thier tummies and expanded from there.

Actually, no, i think it was newts too.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by fraggard on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 5:05pm
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It's the martians! They're after us! They're trying to kill us all with
exploding frogs! And the CIA is in with them too!!!
Re: Exploding toads Posted by fishy on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 5:38pm
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didn't nostradamus say something about frogs causing devastation in the west?
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Natus on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 6:16pm
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:|
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Pvt.Scythe on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 7:43pm
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fishy: Do you think that the armageddon is coming our way?
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Natus on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 7:52pm
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well if it is, i think that the world got enough big weapons to do something about those frogs.
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Fjorn on Wed Apr 27th 2005 at 11:26pm
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Nuke the pond?
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Leperous on Fri Apr 29th 2005 at 5:29pm
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Follow-up: http://www.local6.com/news/4429888/detail.html

It seems that birds were pecking out their livers, which was causing them to swell and pop :redface:
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Dark|Killer on Fri Apr 29th 2005 at 8:03pm
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Im sure its a kind of a virus or a bacteria that causes this exploding thingy..Or there might be something that changes there DNA which a frog cant tolerate...so they explode.Or maby area 51 is making an expirement??Or, its just...THE END OF THE WORLD !! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!...Who knows ?? :leper:

But i think its a virus/bacterial/DNA matter :dorky:
Re: Exploding toads Posted by Mephs on Sat Apr 30th 2005 at 2:36am
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Having talked to some Germans on the subject (Ding, might know who :wink: )
Appearantly its anti-German propaganda made up by every other media
source except Germany (to be honest I only found 1 German news source
who mentioned it).

But I also read that is happening in Denmark too... My personal theory, washing powder fizzing up in their stomachs...