Story Thread 2005

"But what about Luigi?" wondered Lamarr aloud.

Uhh...When I said "Lamarr", I was kinda thinking of Kleiner's pet head-crab. Oh well, I guess the joke's on me :biggrin: .

2560, and from what he could see, leperous........

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Guys your still using too long sentences, mainly Dark Tree... and I'm suprised we are only on page 7! Previous times I did this we'd be at page 50 or 60 by now! You gotta use short answers.

..., still being alive of course, had...

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Taken a course in netscape and created "Snarkpit version 34.5"

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On that day, it also happened to be the 555th aniversary of Orpheus' death, which...

Anyone whos good at maths will find that more amusing than it seems...

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coincidentally, was the same year Myrk too dancing lessons.

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"It was a celebration" I exclaimed! :biggrin:

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as Myrk danced all the night through upon Orph's grave.. The next....

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door neighbours gave him jam scones and tea, and convinced him to go inside for a photoshoot where he argeed to.....

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i eat paint

Guys your still using too long sentences,
mainly Dark Tree... and I'm suprised we are only on page 7! Previous
times I did this we'd be at page 50 or 60 by now! You gotta use short
answers.

<span style="color: gray;">Erm no offence but your on page 7!, this is currently page 3 for me because i changed the amount of post's per page.

..... get his picture taken next to a rather visous snark. who just as the photo was going to be taken......

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...gave him lots of money, the meaning to life, and teleported him out of the story, which he was ofcourse aware of.

Had to get myself out before something bad happened to me :biggrin:

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But as myrk was flying throught the hole in the space-time continuum, something went terribly wrong and he was projected...

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Mohahaha, couldn't help myself :biggrin: .

into the Steam support forum.

Where he was quickly overrun buy noobs wondering why they were banned for using a cracked version of HL2.

<span style="color: gray;">And as the noobs approached slavering like zombies at the thought of

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roast duck.

Suddenly Myrk rips an auto shotty and blasts the noobs one by one, then the leader of the noobs says.....

"What, that's not fair, you cheated!" and preceaded to go and cry to his...

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Dark_Kilauea
DVS Administration
http://www.dvstudio-production.com/

<span style="color: gray;">This sounds just like one of my dreams... O_O

Mother about why his life sucked...

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www.arclan.net

roast duck.

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<span style="color: gray;">You were supposed to add a comma and something with a predicate after "roast duck". Oh well :smile: . </span>

...and bump the story thread to unimaginable heights where it...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

forced people to read the wrong page in the thread and edit their posts, resulting in...

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...the creation of the new hit film, Myrk- vs the N3wbs, involving digitally added in muscles to make Myrk- look like Arnie.

This is turning out pretty well ;D I'm like Jebus!

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Unfortunately for Myrk, the digitally animated muscles came to life and...

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wraped around his neck in an attempt

to strangle him and steal his pet cat's virginaty.

They did not succeed in the former, but the latter caused the cat to swell up and...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

explode releasing candy corn throughout the world. This pissed off
Louis Black but helped feed all the hungery Africans and thus canceling
out the efforts of Live8.

Enraged that their publicity-stunt went down the drain, spuming live8 members

...organized guerilla warfare between the abused developer drones of Microsoft and...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

Interlude: It was about this time that people noticed that Myrk was indeed very fond of his cat. He was taken aback that anyone would even dream of stealing such a personal thing as its virginity. All this time he had been saving it for his brothers next return from Hong Kong. Sadened, he pouts for days when he suddenly realizes that Lep will prolly never notice the cat no longer has its cherry anyway.. Heartened, he dries his tears and continues with the story thread as before.

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Chapter 2- "Life after Half-Life"

From a psychological standpoint nothing seemed changed. Life continued to ebb and flow around the forums, but an undercurrent of discontent seemed to be incipient. More and more frequently members...

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...participated in odd stanic rituals attempting to summon...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

the all-mighty and omnipotent Demonic Snark, which the evil prophecy of ...

Leperous fortold.

Guys my cat is already pregnant, we sent it off 2 weeks ago to some tom cat, and now its having kittens in 7 weeks :kitty: Your not getting any of them either!

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Leperous fortold.
Guys my cat is already pregnant, we sent it off 2 weeks ago to some tom cat, and now its having kittens in 7 weeks :kitty: Your not getting any of them either!

In a dumbledorish manner leperous started a long tale of snark's, demons and skeletor doing the YMCA!

They looked odd doing their morbid impression of a gay group singing the song. However YMCA seemed quite the rage for the xen throwbacks.

After a while however,

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...the giant cup of ramen, which was in a geostationary orbit for some
time, started losing altitude. This caused global panic, but only one
man stepped up to the challenge of saving the scrumptious noodles from
burning up in the atmosphere. The man's name was...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

"Hey its me, Half Dude"..

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Half Dude was unaware of the anti-aging effects of Cup-A-Ramen and proceded to eat them all. When he was done he looked like he was 10 years old! He looked in the mirror and...

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

..exclaimed.. "Ahh fudge, not 10 years old again. I already get picked on because I screw up so often"

Meanwhile...

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...disaster loomed for madedog after getting drunk at a party he wakes up a member of a Kazahkstani militant group deep in the mountains of Azerbaijan.
he...

Is unable to pronounce either of the two names, and so is forced out of
the group by peer pressure. He was so upset that he...

decided to get famous on the internet and his site, "tubgirl" currently has over 1 million hits. being happy with his success, he told Rival that...

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

...hes an excellent guy. :biggrin:

madedog once again, in his fame and huge amounts of money, got drunk and woke up...

In a barn twelve miles outside of London. A man stood next to him
shouting "The end is nigh!" Madedog thought fast, he...

..began first by calmly unzipping his fly in preparation for kissing his rump end good bye... However at the exact same moment there was a loud crashing noise from...

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some Oktagon servers.......

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Hahahahahahaahh :biggrin:

....caused by a stoned French Toast falling off a server, thus knocking it over, and plummeting towards a pit of carbolic acid. just at that moment...

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Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"