Re: Story Thread 2005
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Guys your still using too long sentences, mainly Dark Tree... and I'm suprised we are only on page 7! Previous times I did this we'd be at page 50 or 60 by now! You gotta use short answers.
..., still being alive of course, had...
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sat Jun 25th 2005 at 12:24am
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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On that day, it also happened to be the 555th aniversary of Orpheus' death, which...
Anyone whos good at maths will find that more amusing than it seems...
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sat Jun 25th 2005 at 12:48am
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coincidentally, was the same year Myrk too dancing lessons.
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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"It was a celebration" I exclaimed! :biggrin:
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sat Jun 25th 2005 at 1:04am
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as Myrk danced all the night through upon Orph's grave.. The next....
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sat Jun 25th 2005 at 2:17am
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door neighbours gave him jam scones and tea, and convinced him to go inside for a photoshoot where he argeed to.....
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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...gave him lots of money, the meaning to life, and teleported him out of the story, which he was ofcourse aware of.
Had to get myself out before something bad happened to me :biggrin:
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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But as myrk was flying throught the hole in the space-time continuum, something went terribly wrong and he was projected...
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Mohahaha, couldn't help myself :biggrin: .
Re: Story Thread 2005
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Tue Jun 28th 2005 at 6:08pm
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Where he was quickly overrun buy noobs wondering why they were banned for using a cracked version of HL2.
Re: Story Thread 2005
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Tue Jun 28th 2005 at 6:11pm
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<span style="color: gray;">And as the noobs approached slavering like zombies at the thought of
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Suddenly Myrk rips an auto shotty and blasts the noobs one by one, then the leader of the noobs says.....
Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sat Jul 2nd 2005 at 1:23pm
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...the creation of the new hit film, Myrk- vs the N3wbs, involving digitally added in muscles to make Myrk- look like Arnie.
This is turning out pretty well ;D I'm like Jebus!
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sat Jul 2nd 2005 at 4:14pm
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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to strangle him and steal his pet cat's virginaty.
Re: Story Thread 2005
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explode releasing candy corn throughout the world. This pissed off
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Enraged that their publicity-stunt went down the drain, spuming live8 members
Re: Story Thread 2005
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Interlude: It was about this time that people noticed that Myrk was indeed very fond of his cat. He was taken aback that anyone would even dream of stealing such a personal thing as its virginity. All this time he had been saving it for his brothers next return from Hong Kong. Sadened, he pouts for days when he suddenly realizes that Lep will prolly never notice the cat no longer has its cherry anyway.. Heartened, he dries his tears and continues with the story thread as before.
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Sun Jul 17th 2005 at 1:30am
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Chapter 2- "Life after Half-Life"
From a psychological standpoint nothing seemed changed. Life continued to ebb and flow around the forums, but an undercurrent of discontent seemed to be incipient. More and more frequently members...
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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the all-mighty and omnipotent Demonic Snark, which the evil prophecy of ...
Re: Story Thread 2005
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Leperous fortold.
Guys my cat is already pregnant, we sent it off 2 weeks ago to some tom cat, and now its having kittens in 7 weeks :kitty: Your not getting any of them either!
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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They looked odd doing their morbid impression of a gay group singing the song. However YMCA seemed quite the rage for the xen throwbacks.
After a while however,
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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"Hey its me, Half Dude"..
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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..exclaimed.. "Ahh fudge, not 10 years old again. I already get picked on because I screw up so often"
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Mon Jul 18th 2005 at 3:04am
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...disaster loomed for madedog after getting drunk at a party he wakes up a member of a Kazahkstani militant group deep in the mountains of Azerbaijan.
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Is unable to pronounce either of the two names, and so is forced out of
the group by peer pressure. He was so upset that he...
Re: Story Thread 2005
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madedog once again, in his fame and huge amounts of money, got drunk and woke up...
Re: Story Thread 2005
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In a barn twelve miles outside of London. A man stood next to him
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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..began first by calmly unzipping his fly in preparation for kissing his rump end good bye... However at the exact same moment there was a loud crashing noise from...
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Tue Jul 19th 2005 at 12:03am
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some Oktagon servers.......
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Re: Story Thread 2005
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Hahahahahahaahh :biggrin:
Re: Story Thread 2005
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Tue Jul 19th 2005 at 3:43am
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