DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THE COOLEST HL MAP EVER?

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLANGE,

your previous maps are probly really good, but you need to make maps with:

hidden passagers,

scientist (or bots,monsters etc.) spawning areas where they get
transported on a conveyor get tipped into a train and dumped into a
crusher, which is all controlled and veiwerble from 1 controll room,

you need to make the maps be installed into the valve folder so the surprise! weapon mod works with the map, also

you need lots of swiths (eg. one swith turns on a generator which power
lights swiths (or doors) which can then be turned on, (remember to put a
silo of generator fuel with a valve)

you need to put in lots of smashable glass that almost instantly reappears,

lots of fans (that cut you,bots,monsters etc.) to airate the factory because the rotting guts would poison you.

I'm pretty sure you know what 'COOL' is now

Open your map maker and get making 'NOW' (Please :biggrin: )

P.S. heres another idea

If you make a map that is 'COOL' please post its name and a link to download it below

(please don't host any files on fileplanet or any servers with wait time)

Have at it, buddy.

Teh porsiblities r without an endd?!

Clik hear

Also, most people aren't going to respond to just one persons vague suggestions regarding what makes a map awesome. If you want a map that is awesome like that, take the time to learn how to map, and show us how awesome it can really be.

Have my babies, Dark Sword.

I SAID HAVE MY BABIES

what in the world

OMG snoopy!

hmmmmm, the map could well be fun.

The definition of cool:

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[*] Neither warm nor very cold; moderately cold: <CITE>fresh, cool water; a cool autumn evening.</CITE>
[*] Giving or suggesting relief from heat: <CITE>a cool breeze; a cool blouse.</CITE>
[*] Marked by calm self-control: <CITE>a cool negotiator.</CITE>
[*] Marked by indifference, disdain, or dislike; unfriendly or unresponsive: <CITE>a cool greeting; was cool to the idea of higher taxes.</CITE>
[*] Of, relating to, or characteristic of colors, such as blue and green, that produce the impression of coolness.

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The definition of cool:

cass! puts on stern face

stern face fades to blushing face

Cassius what is wrong with you!

and sorry i don't F### fleas (a.k.a. you)

I ain't havin none of your babies

Are you gay?

you sound like it!

Oh dear... This ought to be fun...

Pvt.Scythe said:
Oh dear... This ought to be fun...

no its not, i just changed and look at me.. stupid kids, no sensitivity to my diaper budget..

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/giggles

Dark Sword said:
Cassius what is wrong with you!
and sorry i don't F### fleas (a.k.a. you)

I ain't havin none of your babies
Are you gay?
you sound like it!

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Oh god, I wish that was a joke... Welcome to "The Snarkpit?" Dark Sword, may I advise you to leave as quickly as possible as you seem to lack the social skill required on a forum of this kind.

Ditto what azelito said.

Wise up to the way this forum works, drop the unintelligible insults
and the attitude and come back when you're ready to play nicely.

Cassius, you're such a flea.

He can jump 100 times his own height. Freaky.

Darksword, I believe what Cassius meant was the following: "Have my babies" = download my maps.

So no need to be pissed, and call people "gay fleas".

p.s: Download my map too: it contains a bunch of secret rooms with lots of snarks!

azelito said:
you seem to lack the social skill required on a forum of this kind.

Very well said . bows before azelito :smile:

Dark Sword, this is a MAPPING site, meaning that its a site dedicated to people who can map/intend to learn some mapping. I don't think (and i hope the rest of you folk agree with me) you should be telling others how to make their maps.Learn how to make such a map yourself. Oh, and don't take offence so easily.

Hush now fellows, I think the message has got through :smile:

Kinda like psychological torture. :smile:

oh please yes, stop.. i cannot afford another box of depends until sometime friday afternoon, and i have only enough to last until thursday night.. the last one is gonna be soggy..

Evil me :rolleyes: .

2 words: 3 snarkmarks

(which probably isn't saying alot coming from Mr. 213 himself)

Oh god. I'd been avoiding this thread because of the title, but now I realize what a stitch I've been missing . DS, please post some more, this has to be the funniest thing I've seen all week! Honestly, I might soon start to take over some of the depends market from Orph.

Orpheus said:
oh please yes, stop.. i cannot afford another box of depends until sometime friday afternoon, and i have only enough to last until thursday night.. the last one is gonna be soggy..

Perhaps you should just get a towel to sit on when you visit Snarkpit. Like a good, thick one that you could wash.

Gwil said:
He can jump 100 times his own height. Freaky.

^^ GAY FLEA ^^

okkaay... I'd lock this but it's quite funny :smile:

"Have my babies"

really offended me (his a confusing flea, :smile: but now i know what it means)

but i got over it i was just angry at the time

i take it all back

Sorry guys

next time i won't send messages when i'm grumpy and tired! and trying
to get a train to work, my map is under construction with help of my
brother, who cought on quickly.

can someone delete this topic. For those who think its funny,

i respect that this site is a mapping site, but if you want talk "funny" theres other forums for that.

Bye :smile:

"Have my babies"
really offended me (his a confusing flea, but now i know what it means)
but i got over it i was just angry at the time
i take it all back
Sorry guys
next time i won't send messages when i'm grumpy and tired! and trying to get a train to work, my map is under construction with help of my brother, who cought on quickly.
can someone delete this topic. For those who think its funny,
i respect that this site is a mapping site, but if you want talk "funny" theres other forums for that.

Bye

Yeah ... like the "General Banter" section of this site ... oh, wait that's where we are now ...

EDIT: Better?

Crono said:
Yeah ... like the "General Banter" section of this site ... oh, wait that's where we are now ...

I didn't get that until I read what Dark Sword edited.