Story Thread 2005

The concept is simple. Create a story by stringing together random thoughts and replies from various members.

The rules are just as simple.

1) You may post from 1 to 20 words. 20 should be more than sufficient. (exceptions being remarkable posts that fit perfectly)
2) Look at the time stamp and "Who's online".. If its been less than 1 minute and someone is reading the thread ASSUME they are replying. WAIT YOUR TURN!!!!
3) If you notice that after you posted, someone else beat you to the punch and your reply no longer "fits" PLEASE edit it to do so.
4) NO SPAMMING!
5) Do not post in succession. Allow others to take their turn.
6) Do everything in your power to keep the story on track. IE do not insert a sentence that has absolutely no baring on the direction UNLESS you can make it fit smoothly as a subplot..
7) Check your spelling PLEASE.
8} Do not use the thread as your personal attack weapon. No one should be flamed within the story.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

A short time ago, in a forum far,far away....

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maybe noone got a story, or maybe everyone is as lazy as me

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Boo f**king Hoo

GLARES AT NATUS

Exclaims NatUS.. Perhaps I should not reply from now on,he said. Fortunately for the rest of the members there was...

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a partially decayed forum arbiter with a strange skin ailment who...

had an almost perverted love for snarks

Meanwhile, a giant rabid snark was crawling its way over to city 17...

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

but got distracted by a lovely female snark and...

, angry that antlions had replaced him, wreaked snarkish havoc upon...

Aside: Funny that those two posts that obviously happened at the
same time, kinda work together in a non-sensica way isn't it :smile:

...the small yet deceptively strong...

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....snark battled the antlions in the great and ancient Burger King arena.

"f**k this," then said he. "I'm going to McDonalds."

Aside: "Meanwhile, a giant rabid snark was crawling its way over to city 17<br style="font-style: italic; color: gray;">but
got distracted by a lovely female snark and, angry that antlions had
replaced him, wreaked snarkish havoc upon the small yet deceptively
strong snark battled the antlions in the great and ancient Burger King
arena." --- so much sense :smile: .

But oh no he went to KFC!

How about from here on out, if you post too slow, edit your post so it bridges the gap between the post before and after yours.

habboi said:
But oh no he went to KFC!

Actually, comments Habboi, with my dyslexia and bad spelling what I meant to say was "He went to KFS" and asked, "Since you are recently married and expecting, how would you rate antlion/snark relationships as opposed to human ones?"...

NOTE: People, please try to cooperate a bit more. Its not rocket science, figure out how to follow the thread. :rolleyes:

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and saw the prices were too high at KFc and decided to create a
dictatorship, gained the support of North Korea and started work on
developing an A bomb.

After strapping it onto a Combine dropship he decided to drop it (The A Bomb) on...

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Korea as he couldnt afford another enemy. america was however very
concerned and declaired war on them like iraq. thankfully habboi
quickly surrendered as he didnt have any actual army, he couldnt afford
it...

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and thus had to start selling the big issue...

Which was.... "Pastry treats"

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this in effect changed the universal ballance of gordon freeman, who was now scared to do anything (back to scientist).....

He was so scared that all that he wanted to do was to gourge on the pastry treats...

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and a wooden Popsicle stick. While he was gorging on the pastry treat he noticed that..

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The bus had just left the stop. He was supposed to be on it...

never mind he thourght as busses usualy come in packs there should be another in a minute..

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, but the next bus never came and the night began to settle as hungry
crows started to fly around, coming closer and closer until

he remembered that he's lactose intolerant and he felt his intestine starting to swell with putrid gases released by the virulent commensal bacteria

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

And his intestine swell and swell and swell until [size=40]FAAAARR[/size][size=16]R[/size][size=32]RT[/size]; and all the crows fell to the ground, catching fire before even hitting the soil

Andrei said:
and all the crows fell to the ground, catching fire before even hitting the soil...

Meanwhile back at the old Snarkpit forums, where flaming crow c**ktails and Popsicle sticks never show their ugly mugs Orpheus and Cassius begin a debate on the prices of diapers in California and Arkansas..

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Yet they settle their debate peacefully, at least Cassius thought so,
until his inside information leaked of a secret plot by Orpheus to
reignite the debate over diapers. Only one thing could be done...

... A DUAL!!

Childish insults at 30 paces. The winner to be decided by an impartial arbiter..

Orpheus sets up for the onslaught only to discover that his witticisms have failed to..

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be understood by the majority of the community. While some could
comprehend, some were lost, now it was time for Cassius to respond...

,which he does with a level 3 allusion attack and some well placed polisemantic words

And a bit of slight of hand..

Meanwhile it was about this time that the rest of the members noticed that..

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...Leperous had been gruesomely murdered. What with the noise of the rampaging snark, and the intergenerational war of words taking place in the background, no one had heard a thing. Indeed, it was the stench of rotting flesh in the air that tipped the unwary forum members off. By the look of the nearly decapitated corpse, three 50. cal slugs had penetrated the fearless leaders body. The barrage would have turned an engine block to scrap, and the paper thin rotting flesh of This Worlds Creator had been neatly aerosolized. It was much akin to the way dog s**t takes to the air when you run it over with a lawn mower. Recognizing that leprosy is a highly contagious malady, particularly when rendered aerosol by a massive injection kinetic energy, Orpheous turned from his verbal opponent and shouted...

Sorry for the long post... I get carried away.

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Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

whispers Orpheus, Tracer, its Orpheus.

Tracer Bullet said:
Orpheus turned from his verbal opponent and shouted...

"WHOOWEE,LOOK AT THOSE CHUNKS FLY"

Afterward, Orpheus and Cassius gathered as many pieces as they could locate to..

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...build a biological weapon with which the SnarkPit can wage total war against the likes of GA, Fark, and the insidious Steam Forums. There was just one problem...

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Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

....we had to throw the parts in a mason jar, add water (and intensive care skin lotion by the bucket), and commence shaking vigorously to try and reconstitute the now postgranulated form of the one known as "Leperous o'skinless" , of the south mexican irish o'skinless clan.....and we needed a bigger jar...

Doc B... :dodgy:

but luckily South Korea had a Leperous clone ready to go.
However, it wasn't until a few weeks later that we realized something
was terribly wrong...

The newly birthed leperous clone was accidently given female genetalia. This aroused many of the forum members.

Consequently, this provided the opportunity for those forum members to
realize that they actually do have a problem with premature
ejaculation. As a result, they attempt to send their subsequent
medical bills to South Koreans, blaming them for their new-found malady.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Then, on December 6, 1992, a new type of bomb exploded over the metropolitan area of Seoul, South Korea. Orpheus was blamed for the incident...

...and, despite a strong case for the defence, relying heavily on his
claim that "Me no speak-a the English" he was sentanced to execution by
cruel and unusual means, involving...

... a twelve inch...

...spatula and a 5 mb jpeg.

Sorry Orpheus, couldn't resist.

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My site

For it seemed that by some cruel quirk of nature (and a bit of reprogramming) that when XAT is combined with a spatula of exactly 12 inches if causes all previously optimized images to expand to 5 megs each.

images everywhere throughout Snarkpit all expanded at once. GIGS OF THEM..

after the shockwave rolled by, everyone stood up and said...

(Now me is off to Connecticut, be good all)

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bravo captin sponge, your deeds to this website have been unmatchable.
Ivan the sausage turned round and said that pigions could not order
busses unless they had....

Orph just so you know from earlier- "The Big Issue" is a magazine hobos sell on the streets in the UK, they buy it for 50p from shelters then sell it for ?1 on the streets. Its not tasty treats lol...

...what is most commonly reffered to as a "bumbled bee"!

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

...the code name for the most terrifying biological weapon known to
man. Developed by Denmark in 1988, the effects of the "bumble bee" are
instantaenous, causing a slow, agonising death through swelling in
the...