The other day i started making up my own martial arts style. It sounds crude i know, yet still i thought it was cool.

I call the style Pok Kung Chi. It's a sort of Kung Fu, Tai Chi fusion. Please don't flame me, thinking i'm lame.

The First move is called The Swimming Palm Strike. The left wrist turns over the right arm as if to deflect a punch then the right arm goes for an open palm strike to the throat while you scream, "WAADDAAA!!!".

The second move is called Ledgendary Strike. It's a left snap kick to the chest, followed by a cresent spin kick to the neck. You have to do this 4 times.

Third move is called Hawk Cut. It's left palm to the stomach, right palm to the head, left spear strike to the spleen, right spear strike to the neck, left punch to the sturnum and right punch to the jaw.

These are the only moves that are really any good, but there are loads more i'm doing work on.

So, tell me what you think.

Yeah, go take it to the streets!

For me, nothings works better than letting out a silent but deadly one.

By the time my opponents passed out, they wouldn't even know what hit them.

And yes, I belong to the Clan of the Sphincters.

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All that martial arts stuff never really seemed like much to me. I'm sure Jet Li and people like him could beat the crap out of me, but there is this guy at work who is a black-belt in something and I took him down in like 3 seconds... and normally I stab ppl with whatever is available, screwdrivers and stuff. one time i slashed a guy on the arm with the metal thing that i tore off of a floppy disk...

Anyway, I think that it's a lucky thing that I don't live near you because I would have to come fight you (no matter what the outcome) and get video of it for my website.

I was thinking about flaming you and calling you lame, but then i thought, nah, what's the point, everyone would think I was serious and call me an a-hole. lol :biggrin:

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Why can't you just shout something sensible like "Eat my shorts!" while you strike?

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nickel, he doesn't count

he probably just bought the belt and claimed he was

hes no martial artist

hes even afraid of wasps

Yes warlock,
Your martial art may rock,
But when all is said and done,
No kung foo gunna stop a bullet from a gun.

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.

Jade Empire already has 'Legendary Strike'. :smile:

Hmpf... another pair of disbelievers... WarloK, lets go together and beat the crap outta them and perhaps THEN they will believe :biggrin:

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Actually Gorbachev, i was kind of hoping no-one here had played Jade Empire.

WarloK said:
Actually Gorbachev, i was kind of hoping no-one here had played Jade Empire.

Anywayz is Jade Empire any good? I played like half an hour into it and never went back to it.

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.

I didn't finish Jade Empire, but what I played I really enjoyed. Like any RPG, you usually have to put in a few solid hours of playtime before you really get sucked into the world.

All the westernized martial arts are basicaly crap. { You pretty much
have to train under someone who trained in Japan or China (depending on
the style of course) under a real master. } (after reading this I
realized its more of the dedication the teacher has to teaching what he
knows and passing down the knowledge of the art. And the sensei has to
know what he's doing too :smile: ) From most of the dojos and
teachers I've seen, the teachers are ripping the students off by
overcharging them and training them poorly. If you've seen Napolean
Dynamite, the Rex Kwon Do scene sums up my opinion of the majority of
martial arts in America. Even among the same style there is a great
deal of difference from teacher to teacher.

And I don't put much stock into all these styles where you make big
exaggerated movements, a single straight strike to the eyes or throat
will put you out of the fight. A good strike to the ribs will put most
amatuers down with a broken rib or two. I'm not saying 'I could kick
yer ass boy' I'm just trying to say that while you are spinning around
for your dragon kick or whatever, you could easily get grabbed and
shokinto'ed in the ribs or the base of your skull. Real martial arts
aren't fun and games or showing off, they are self defense. They are
designed to kill people.

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The only fighting style I use is IL-Pun-Chou, which consists in a
single
universal move: a straight and unexpected blow in the face, making
particular use of the knuckles. Should knock most people out cold.

try IL-Sho-ut-Chu

There's a secret move called "Kick in the nuts." it's a very effective move. To do this: Bring your foot into contact with the assailants bollocks, hard.

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I use the fighting style known as Pahn-Ik. Sometimes called
Rea-Tree-At. It consists of me yelling "Run Away" and doing such.

There's a secret move called "Kick in the nuts." it's a very
effective move. To do this: Bring your foot into contact with the
assailants bollocks, hard.

Only a pussy would kick someone in the nuts. That, or a woman.

I can't even describe the sensation of having your crown jewels crushed. You'd wish it was pain. :evilgrin:

The only time I will ever end up in a fight, is if someone has me completely backed in a corner - if that's the case any goddamn thing is fair game. They'll be lucky to leave with nuts and eyeballs. I don't talk s**t, and I don't fight for show - if I'm pushed that far I've already lost all sense of 'ethics and sportsmanship'.

I usually avoid violence as much as I can, but when they push me too
far I go into a berserker rage and practically act as if wanting to
kill the adversary. This is because it's usually very hard to get me really mad, that's why I explode when someone actually manages to do it :wink: .

The stomach is IMO the (second) weakest spot in the human body (after the nuts, of course).

And I hate these laws that say you can't stab someone in self defence.
You find yourself forced to obey your attacker, perhaps even stand
still will the s**t is being kicked out of you, like some sort of human
punching-bag.

There's a secret move called "Kick in the nuts." it's a very
effective move. To do this: Bring your foot into contact with the
assailants bollocks, hard.

Only a pussy would kick someone in the nuts. That, or a woman.

I can't even describe the sensation of having your crown jewels crushed. You'd wish it was pain. :evilgrin:

Once someone pulls a weapon, no honour rules apply. They've already broken it.

I would kick someone in the nuts if they were trying mug / murder me. No doubt.

dude there are no rules to fighting, if you get in a fight you do what it takes to win

Once someone pulls a weapon, no honour rules apply. They've already broken it.

Ah, that's something else.Applying a kick to the balls under those circumstances sounds pretty fair to me.

I'd stab 'em in the ribs with my housekey at this point tho.

God I love this thread :biggrin: .

I really gives me a warm fuzzy feelings to know that someone likes a thread that I posted.

Enjoy it while it lasts... muhahaha...

I kid, I kid.

I hear that if you're unarmed and desperate you can roll up a magazine
and poke people with that. Am I crazy or is that true?

but then you wouldn't be unarmed

Haha, dude... it's a magazine!

"Do we have a murder weapon?"

"Playboy."

If someone pulled a weapon on me I would look around for something to
heavy to bludgeon them with, if I had time. Otherwise I would go for
the balls and If I really felt threatened I would gouge their eyes out
with my fingers and/or smash their trachea. Thats all if running the
hell away was not a viable option.

Edit: Ouch.... toe kick to the groin. o_O

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Forget the magazine and weapons. Good ol' fashion foot-to-ass always works. Unless they are bigger than you.

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Reckless disregard for childrens well being, women and nothing but utter contempt for other cultures.

therin lies my problem

everyone is bigger than me