Your Girl-Friend.

Hey babe, you definitely don't wanna be my girlfriend, right?

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Here is my girlfriend, Karen. We have been together for 4 years now.
The images has been somewhat edited by her in order to fit into the cloudcity environment.
Its was really great way to get her involved in what im doing and shes alot more interested in what im doing now.

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Two questions: why did your friend send you that image; and why did you keep it?

No, she didnt :rolleyes: Another friend. And Its an old joke that I use to that friend, changing my DP to it drives him nuts

Easily the best or worst thread in Snarkpit history. I can't decide.

The best.

And what does engineering have to do with getting a GF :sad:
I want to be an engineer. I can imagine being a computer scientist, but most engineers I know earn loads of money and are pretty cool.(And have nice gf's/wifes) :/

I have not had a "real" GF for about 2.5 years. But I have a kinda GF. She's from Moldova and we go to church together. She's "kinda" because in order for it to be official I have to ask her dad, which I don't wanna do yet. Don't wanna mess with Grigori.

She's the one standing there with all those Mafioso-lookin guys. They're her brothers, and really, they DON'T wanna kill me.

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Grigori.

As long as he doesnt have his shotgun :rolleyes:

Nice GF btw! Hehe, those guys really DO look like Mafia :wink:

dude, okay, Grigori is the man. There was this other guy who was trespassing and he doesn't shoot him... He doesn't punch him... He HEADBUTTED the guy and knocked him out.

Grigori R killz me. http://images.dimebowl.com/seu/grigori_nadiezhda_2.jpg That's him. yikes

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She's pretty cute. Which Moldova is she from (the ones from the republic are all rednecks /runs away fast)?

Heck yeah she's cute! Perfect figure and a good cook too!!

From somewhere around Chişinău. And yeah, she's probably a redneck... I know her dad is. lol. omgplz don't tell him I said that.

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@Nickel, I think she's cute but her family scares the crap out of me.

@MisterBister, I think that's really cool of you to incorporate her into the map like that. Pretty sweet idea, and you pulled it off well. She looks especially asian in the second picture.

@Nickel, I think she's cute but her family scares the crap out of me.

To be perfectly honest, her family looks like any other east european rural family.

Well, by family I mainly meant her brothers. Ie, 1 sister and 4 brothers seems like a recipe for over-protectiveness.

Well, by family I mainly meant her brothers. Ie, 1 sister and 4 brothers seems like a recipe for over-protectiveness.

Na'h, it's the "make as many boys as possible to help with the labour" mentality.

Is that guy's name really Grigori? If it is I WILL CAN MYSELF!

She actually has 7 brothers... and 3 sisters. The church does not beleive in birth control (obviously!). She is the 2nd oldest of them all, so there is less protectiveness, plus her whole family really likes me, coz I'm pious and respectful and I can speak some Russian. lol

Anyway, she cooks food for me sometimes after the Sabbath sunset. She's awesome, but for now, I only see her on saturdays and since I have not officially asked her dad if I can date her, we don't really do much except hang out...

[edit] Jimmi, his name really IS Grigori. Grigori Seu. not "Father Grigori"

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Darn. If he was, it would be funny. Church person, Grigori, strong. Fear the shotgun!

[edit] Grigori Seu.

Seu... seu means... animal grease. Sorry,I just couldn't hold that in. :heee:

MisterBister said:
(nerd s**t)

Looks like we got the next docrock on our hands. Did you meet your girl at a strip club as well?

I'm 18 and I have never had a girlfriend, or dated before. In fact I've never even kissed or hugged someone intimately.

I'm 18 and I have never had a girlfriend, or dated before. In fact I've never even kissed or hugged someone intimately.

Same applies to me. Only difference being that I had a gf for about year.

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Seu... seu means... animal grease. Sorry,I just couldn't hold that in. :heee:

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FYI, the english word is "Suet," pronounced "Sue-it." Kinda cool that the words are so similar.

Definitely NOT cool that my woman's last name is "Animal Grease."

I think it's very respectable that you guys have not done any of the "fooling around" or "messing around" that so many ppl your age are doing. Way to display some character and values. Huzzah! :smile:

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Way to display some character and values. Huzzah! :smile:

Either that, or lack of social skills. :heee:

My only worry is my GF googling this, then finding my thread :heee:
But hell, I havent mentioned her name.

Andrei said:
Either that, or lack of social skills. :heee:

Yes, in some cases.

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My only worry is my GF googling this, then finding my thread :heee:
But hell, I havent mentioned her name.

That's a dumb thing to worry about. Unless you girlfriend regularly googles

'Jimmi's girlfriend snarkpit internet forum'

Jimmi said:
My only worry is my GF googling this, then finding my thread :heee:
But hell, I havent mentioned her name.

you have. Olivia, no ?

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She aint so much my gf, she has a bf, but she talks to me and all that much more.

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And this bf think it's okay you go do stuff with her ?

Boy, I'd smack you in the face for that. With lava.

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There are things you shouldn't do. Unwritten laws... Ringing any bells?

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Beware of angry girlfriends.

Forceflow said:
Boy, I'd smack you in the face for that. With lava.

Best thing I've heard all week!

Seriously, if she's "Doing stuff" with you while she's officially attached to another guy, what the heck makes you think she won't "do stuff" with other guys if she was with you? Remember when you "do stuff" with her, you're "doing stuff" with every guy she's ever "done stuff" with.

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OMFG we learned that crap at school with sex education.
"Doing" a girl is "doing" it with everyone she had "done" it with.

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Thank you, but I didn't exactly need to live health class again :razz:

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Unfortuantly ours is much worse, they make it "practical".

PS: No, we dont have sex in class :rolleyes:

You nerds ruined this thread.

@Forceflow - I don't give a flying f**k what he thinks =) I could take him anyday.

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Sounds like we're gonna have a caveman showdown over the rights to a woman. :smile:

Lol. Who here has a girlfriend who knows her place and is well-behaved? ME!

How's that for "caveman" for you? :biggrin:

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<DIV class=quotetext>Lol. Who here has a girlfriend who knows her place... How's that for "caveman" for you? :biggrin: </DIV></DIV>

Cavemen didn't have kitchens.

I kid I kid. :smile:

actually, my lady DOES stay in the kitchen a lot. She also beleives in the bible verse that says that men are the leaders of the house and that women should submit to them in everything... She LIKES to cook and stuff. I told her that I'll help her with the housework, she was like "men can't do housework." I was like "You sexist!"

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She LIKES to cook and stuff. I told her that I'll help her with the housework, she was like "men can't do housework." I was like "You sexist!"

:biggrin: Tables have turned in the Nickel family. :razz:

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Im jealous of Nickel. His GF is not only really cute BUT also perfect :biggrin:

I spy a strong nickel fist coming my way :rolleyes:

I take it as a compliment, Jimmi-Boy! :biggrin:

and yes... she IS mega-hott.

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Quick question: who's Anatoli?

He looks hilarious in that pic. :heee:

Oh s**t. I accidently gave a link of Snarkpit to my GF (Linking her to some pic I found), now she knows I obviously visit here :heee:

Uh oh :wink:

If you don't have medical insurance yet, now is the time...

Wait, so is your Russian fixation now an official GF Nickel? I thought you were too afraid of her parents to ask them?

Anatoliy is her little brother.... and he IS hilarious...

AToM, I SAY GF, but what i really mean is "Girl-who-would-be-my-girlfriend-but-I-have-to-ask-her-dad-to-be-able-to-go-anywere-with-her,-and-if-I-ask-and-he-says-no,-then-I-am-cut-off-from-her-forever-even-in-teh-capacity-that-i-was-currently-able-to-see-her-before,-so-I'm-not-gonna-ask-for-a-long-time-because-she-doesn't-care-too-much-to-go-anywhere-anyway."

That's what i mean, Morphine. lol

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You just broke the tables, nickel D:

/slap

Also, has anyone else noticed that this thread almost has 100 replies?

Wow, I started a reasonbly popular topic.

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