No, this is the 100th reply. Yours was 99.

DANG YOU! :biggrin:

This thread has halted at 101 replies :sad:

We are all waiting with great anticipation when Olivia finds this thread and castrates you. :razz:

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

You're being sarcastic, I'm not.

DONT SAY HER NAME! More ways for google to pick it up :O

And she proberly would :sad:

Ah, if she finds out, just tell her you wanted everyone to envy you for
having such an awsome girlfriend and such eye-watering cliches and
you'll (probably) be safe.

Until she reads this thread.

True. Now that I posted that, he can't do it anymore. :evilgrin:

I'm a geek, but a lover. I've had quite a few in my short tenure. My current one is at almost 3 years now though.

You, Gorbachev, look like a Dutch friend of mine called Don. :O
Nearly identicle.

Your friend often wanders with stuff in his mouth?

What the hell is that thing anyway? :biggrin:

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

Looks like a block 'O cheese.

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'tis a block of cheese...marble at that.

I'm 1/2 dutch, so it might explain some of the resemblance.

what omega says makes perfect sense

he's not saying to show off, instead show them through actions that you believe in yourself

bad word choice, ouch

never have had a gf, but am best friends with all the girls at my school who are worth having as such, for fear of std's though i have remained as such

edit: wow that was a little bit late but i've been out of touch

welcome back fattystrings!!

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http://www.dimebowl.com

why thank you

FATSTRINGS IS MY GIRLFRIEND

i'm 18 and i've never had a girlfriend...

hmm i love games though.

Love comes around the moment you stop looking for it.

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Forceflow said:
Love comes around the moment you stop looking for it.

Yeah, I'd have to agree what that. At least that's been my experience too.

Addicted to Morphine said:
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Forceflow</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Love comes around the moment you stop looking for it.

Yeah, I'd have to agree what that. At least that's been my experience too.</div></div>

'what' or 'with'.
by the way, congrats you, new admin! :biggrin:

Morph is a admin? :O

Whoops, yeah thanks asterix_vader. I meant "with" :razz:

asterix_vader said:
by the way, congrats you, new admin! :biggrin:

Thanks!

Jimmi said:
Morph is a admin? :O

Yeah, both fishy and I got promoted to help out. There's a thread about it stickied at the top of the forum.

Further proof that no one reads stickies :razz:

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<div><div>I feel that right now, lack of a girl is the only thing out of balance in my life. I suffer from second guessing my gut feelings and a weird paranoia that people don't like me as much as they let on. With my last girlfriend that "fear" disapeared after the first kiss, but now that she is gone I'm back to the catch 22 of

"I'd like her if she liked me, but she does like you, sure she 'likes' me but really she doesn't, but Drew she likes you I mean... come on your being silly, I know but I wont change your mind, fine I'll sit on my hands"

I also may have been stunted by a early teen years that lacked the fumbling sexual exploration, which would be ok if I didn't make this weirld leep into the "crowd" that didn't have that problem. Which I suppose makes me feel inexperianced and "out of my leage".

Or it could be that I sabotage relationships... I don't know, is it really a problem if you KNOW you do it? Or do I know? Or do I sabotage? hmmm... maybe girls arn't the only thing out of balance...

Jimmi said:
Morph is a admin? :O

Yeah, both fishy and I got promoted to help out. There's a thread about it stickied at the top of the forum.</div></div>

aww man! I want Gwil's old job of admin-who-is-never-around

Glass, stop making me think.

DrGlass... i HATE that!!!

If i like her, I hope she likes me. but if i let her know and she DOESN'T like me, then she is going to tell everyone and i'll be a loser forever.

Also, if you let someone know you like them, it always feels subconsiously like they have "one-up" on you after that... freedom to play as they will with your whole heart.

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http://www.dimebowl.com

true, but... I don't like anyone. Thats another thing, or well I don't know if I like them. I suppose I also have the unfortunate disposition of wanting sex, and having to ask myself "the little head isn't thinking for the big one is it?"

which further complicates the fact that I can't seem to be morally flexible enough to have one night stands with strangers.

I try not to worry about it though, things always have and will fall into place. I'd rather focus on myself till I find someone who I want to focus on. Then again, myself needs someone to spoon and go back and forth with.

Just go to a wild party with drugs and alcohol, and the little angel on your shoulder who reminds you of your previous commitments and your moral fortitude disappears.

done it, cant get into it, guess its not my thing. Its not the "free love" kinda thing that turns me off but drunk party hook-ups just never sit well with me, even when I'm under its influence.

DrGlass said:
done it, cant get into it, guess its not my thing. Its not the "free love" kinda thing that turns me off but drunk party hook-ups just never sit well with me, even when I'm under its influence.

Yeah, I've never woken up on a Sunday morning after an irresponsible Saturday night and felt good about it either.

i have no girlfriend. bewbies procreates through mitosis.

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

i have no girlfriend. bewbies procreates through mitosis.

Who needs a woman for boobs...if you have...BEWBIES :biggrin:

i have no girlfriend. bewbies procreates through mitosis.

Who needs a woman for boobs...if you have...BEWBIES :biggrin:

Eww manboobs...

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I need a new sig

No, manbewbies.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

roffles That's so random :biggrin:

Random is good :biggrin:

Orpheus is going to castrate me for doing this, isnt he :razz:

I've had two girlfriends, the longest relationship lasting an astounding three weeks. I am QUITE the ladies man, as you can clearly see. It's not really any big loss though since I was prettier than my last gf who is affectionately referred to as Bitchel and/or Horseface. As you can ALSO see, I have very high standards. Now I don't get any ladies because I wait for the Nickelplate seal of approval... he is a wise man.

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

Just do like the cavemen did: Take a club and knock out a female of
your species you happen to like and drag her body to your cave. :smile:

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

I've had two girlfriends, the longest relationship lasting an astounding three weeks. I am QUITE the ladies man, as you can clearly see. It's not really any big loss though since I was prettier than my last gf who is affectionately referred to as Bitchel and/or Horseface. As you can ALSO see, I have very high standards. Now I don't get any ladies because I wait for the Nickelplate seal of approval... he is a wise man.

Sarcasm is done using blue text

Isnt it fun when your girlfriend dumps you for another GIRL?
Well I broke up a few days ago :sad:
And she is going out with another GIRL.
I feel very crap at the moment.

s**t.

:biggrin: Sounds like you turned her into a lesbian...

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

STFU!
This is highly embarresing.

Jimmi said:
Isnt it fun when your girlfriend dumps you for another GIRL?
Well I broke up a few days ago :sad:
And she is going out with another GIRL.
I feel very crap at the moment.

s**t.

Ouch that sucks. Did you know she was bi or did she just decide to turn lesbian on you?

Proberly turned lesbian to spite me :/

Well, since "Bi" is gay. I hardly doubt that its a new revelation. If she was gay, there'd have been some sign.

Another point to ponder, unless you saw them having sex, I also doubt you can confirm she was going out either. More likely, she was just in the company of a friend who is female.

More than likely, simply judging from your past history online, that she didn't like something you did, instead of some spite issue on her part.

Get another girl. Theres about 2 billion of them worldwide.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

ever since we decided that Horseface was a bigger man than either of us, Hugh and I have decided on a "Peer approval system." We need the seal of approval so that these things do not happen again.

Jimmi, you did not need Olivia anyway. She was slowing you down. The chances of you meeting the right person at your age are slim to none. Not to mention the chances of you both being mature enough to handle a permanent relationship at that age are closer to "none." You will find someone else, and in the meantime you can only ope that she is yet happy.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com