Women!

In the past we have had favourite cars, favourite music, favourite games, post your desktop, and all manner of other forum favourites, but I've never seen a topic on favourite women here. So lets put it right - post pictures of whoever you think are the hottest ladies around, but remember to avoid nudity! We have younger viewers, and lets not anger the powers that be!

My two are perhaps not overly common choices...

Elisha Cuthbert





Selma Blair (she shares my surname, we are fated to be together :biggrin: )

being old, i would rather not embarrass myself.

i too, am old, but i embarrass myself on a regular basis....actually, i embarass my kids.....damn lot o' fun too....

reno, yer taste in women certainly outclasses yer taste in music....***runs like hell

Doc Brass... :dodgy:

Mmmm Liv:

wow! :eek:

Damn you lep, you beat me to liv!

OMAI NSFW CLIKee LINKE!

Got yourself a winner Monqui!

LOL, what else could I expect from you monqui

Orpheus said:
being old, i would rather not embarrass myself.

Comeon Orph, we havent had a good laugh in a while

Oh wait I know:

Reno: You have a fine taste in lady friends :biggrin: - meant to be a smiley of something vaguely resembling a pimp :biggrin:

Lol @ Wildcard.

Orph loves 60+ families appearing in dumb commercials, right ?

LOL Ben, we even HAVE a pimp smiley!

Why was i not told of this earliar? :biggrin:

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Britney Spears:

Jennifer Connelly:

Ok, who stole Britney's nipples? They were last seen somewhere on her upper chest region, but have recently vanished.

I gotta agree, Jennifer Connelly has some super sexy forearms.

I think she had a bra on wich was photoshopped away

CCS: maybe Justin took them. He looked like he needed some, really.

LOL cash Maybe he airbrushed them out to adhere to the no nudity policy, since in media its basically "not nudity unless I see nipples!".

3 posts regarding nipples at once? What are the chances!

Old i may be, but nothin beats Reese :wink:

That's some dress. To quote a basketball sportscaster: "Nothing but net!" Alrighty... I'm sure you're all wondering who I was gonna post. Well, I was originally thinking about megahot model Rebecca Romijn but then I remembered megahot actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, but anyway I settled on this megahot woman:



She's no actress or model though. Well, at least that's not why she's famous, she has done some modeling I guess because she wanted to (no complaints here)



That image is mostly to put this comment lower so that those unaware with the majesty that is Melissa Auf Der Maur could possibly be surprised to see her rocking out in the next two photos:



Formerly of Hole, where she would have made Courtney Love look like a two dollar floozy if Courtney hadn't already done that herself, she went on to join the most eccentric of nineties rock bands, the Smashing Pumpkins, upon D'Arcy Wretzky's departure just prior to Machina's release. Since then she's been frontwoman for a high profile Black Sabbath cover band and has a solo album coming out in April I think, heavily featuring Nick Oliveri of QOTSA. Oh, and she takes pictures too. Here's a funny looking one she took of herself:

Miss. Cuthbert would have been my choice, but since ReNo already posted a pic (one I didn't have too!), I won't post another :smile:

And Reese is nice Orph...except there's just a touch of Jimmy Hill about her :wink:

LOL adam, I was thinking the same thing :biggrin: Still, I think she looks better in a couple of those pics than she does in the films I've seen her in.

Cash, she isn't really to my tastes, but she is nice in that first left picture.

Oh and guys, I meant to mention that if you are looking for good pictures of actresses in particular, then try this site, it has most of them!

http://www.actressarchives.com

i realize that Reese isn't everyone cup'o tea, but i think she's very pretty, and the fact that she will be a mom again soon, just increases that image.

yeah, only old people find some pregnant women desirable..

Yak, yer my new hero... :biggrin: ...i was gonna post one of her, but i felt like a voyeur....now i REALLY feel like one....

Doc B..... :eek:

i find i need to break this down into at least 2 categories....ill call them : the "if i was a young man again...." heres my winner: jessica biel....too hot for words, imho.... :heee:

and the "in my own age bracket" category.....

michelle pfieffer

[simg]http://www.snarkpit.com/pits/dr brasso/misc/41_michelle_pfeiffer.jpg[/simg]

....and this one for the really old farts, whom i idolized, among other things....

mis rachel welch.... :biggrin:

[simg]http://www.snarkpit.com/pits/dr brasso/misc/55_raquel_welch.jpg[/simg]

damn.....she is STILL a hottie....w000t!

Doc Brass... :dodgy:

My father has been in a movie with Reese.
/obscure

Just my 2 cents.

I tend to prefer women who are at least halfway composed of actual human tissue.

Wow, is he an Actor, or was he an extra or something?

Cass: My two are entirely natural, and personally I think Selma Blair in particular has the whole "girl next door" thing going on, rather than the in your face blonde bimbo appeal. Anyway, post a pic of some lady you think is hot then.

Cassius said:
I tend to prefer women who are at least halfway composed of actual human tissue.

i think our dear mr. cass is attempting to say that miss welch has had so many face lifts her naval is where her boobs used to be

Cash, I'd agree with you on Ms. Stamos, but you chose some really awful pics there :razz:

i tell ya, if he'd been around when she was a young lass, he'd be singin' a different tune.... :wink: damn man....shes gotta be pushin 70.... hooray for cosmetic surgery....gonna have my balls lifted when im 60....w00t!



Doc Brass... :dodgy:

Nah, he's just an extra- they filmed the ending to her latest film in my hometown. He actually shows up in the film too, which is kinda nice. But I haven't seen it, so I guess I can't really say.

And I agree with ccs on the Melissa bit... if only because I love the Smashing Pumpkins in any shape/form.

LOL brasso, I cringe at the thought

hey man, that toilet water gets damn cold....and deep too.... :heee:

Doc B.... :dodgy:

oh dear god make it stop

speaking of WAY BACK WHEN, i still think this is/was one of the most beautiful women ever..

Monqui said:
Nah, he's just an extra- they filmed the ending to her latest film in my hometown. He actually shows up in the film too, which is kinda nice. But I haven't seen it, so I guess I can't really say.

uhh, which film might that be bud?

and speaking of films being shot in hometowns.. the movie "Stone Cold" was filmed primarilly in Conway Arkansas.. i know a few of the extras in the scenes :smile:

sadly the movie was shot while i lived in florida..

Legally Blonde 2. I know, I know.

The scene in court was shot at the Springfield courthouse. Springfield still sucks, though.

And I don't know why, but the lead singer of The Cardigans, Nina Persson, has always intrigued me.



Not to mention the fact that The Cardigans pwn.

gotta admit it, when yer right orph, yer right....audrey hepburn.....mmmm....i had forgotten her....***slaps face

Doc B.... :dodgy:

monqui, she looks astonishingly like another one.....cant think of her name off the top of my head... :eek:

She looks kinda like a finnish girl I was sorta with a while back...not to gloat or anything :razz: Must be the Scandinavian link, the Cardigans are from Sweden or something right?

Leperous said:
Cash, I'd agree with you on Ms. Stamos, but you chose some really awful pics there :razz:

I prefer film grain and dirt over airbrush and body makeup. Let's me know it's her real skin I'm looking at. You know she hasn't lost body parts as Miss Spears seems to. That middle b&w photo is completely what I like to see. Getting a good photo of her kickin it with the bass was kinda tough though, as rock concert lighting kinda sucks for pictures. Anyway, I don't like too many people sharing my opinions because then they don't feel like mine, so kick ass.

heres another from my heyday.....the original class act gentlemen....take note.... :wink: [simg]http://www.snarkpit.com/pits/dr brasso/misc/gk1port2.jpg[/simg]

this was the original heartbreaker..... :biggrin:

Grace Kelly......wow :eek:

Doc Brass... :dodgy:

damn...i hope my ole lady doesnt come popping in here, ill be in deep s**t.....

She sure is attractive, but there is something about the way they wore their hair back then that doesn't do it for me.

Halle Berry, for one, 0wns you.



And who doesn't love a little Jennifer Garner on the side?



Natalie Portman was the only reason to see Star Wars episode 2.

But, don't get me wrong, my initial response to most of the women in this thread was "I'd hit that with a mack truck," it's just some women today COUGHchristinaaguleriaCOUGH are just really, really nasty.

ReNo said:
She sure is attractive, but there is something about the way they wore their hair back then that doesn't do it for me.

oh... but it accentuates the long elegant neck duncan..

i was never a kelly fan, but hepburn, even as a young teen, occupied many a dark night of my imagination :biggrin:

? posted by www.snarkpit.com http:>Cassius</A>

But, don't get me wrong, my initial response to most of the women in this thread was "I'd hit that with a mack truck," it's just some women today COUGHchristinaaguleriaCOUGH are just really, really nasty.

....cass, i could not agree more...ive been fighting with my littlest daughter for the past year about what a scumbag that chick is....i swear, i sound more like my dad every day.... :biggrin:

Doc Brass... :dodgy:

duncan, grace kelly was a timeless beauty....elegance beyond elegant.....mmmm.....

Jennifer Garner looks kinda like a mate of mine, but personally I prefer my mate....soooooo sexy :smile:

Strangely enough, although Natalie Portman has her hair similar to the Grace Kelly picture, I think she looks great and suits it. Dunno why it looks good on her but doesn't appeal to me on other women though.

Have you seen Halle Berry recently though? That whole freaky red hair thing she's doing in Gothika and whatnot just looks too moronically fake... I don't know whether it's a bad dye job or she's taken to wearing a wig.

Jennifer Garner is definitely top of the charts