Wise words :smile:

Orpheus said:
Get another girl. Theres about 2 billion of them worldwide.

Three, even - I should hope.

There are more females then males. And if you look at russian where there is a huge female population of single girls that are hot :biggrin:

But I dont want a gf anymore, because I feel to s**t to get one now :sad:

I started ignoring that girl that i posted about. Then her boyfriend dumped her, then she got completely wasted and lost her virginity to some boy. Now she's depressed and has f**k all self esteem. While I have another girlfriend and am perfectly happy.

I'm such a bastard :biggrin:

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Jimmi said:
Morph is a admin? :O

Yeah, both fishy and I got promoted to help out. There's a thread about it stickied at the top of the forum.

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Never around? That's Lep! I'm here acting as the shadow government,
don't worry :razz: I cover the British shift when fishy and ReNo are
working!

I, for some reason, found myself with a friend and coworker that I've known for a couple months.. she made my heart go thumpitythumpthump. We didn't even bump uglies. I'm beginning to wonder if it's time I give up my indecent lifestyle of booze and sleeping around.. if not for a chance with her, someone else that can make me feel the same way. I think it's blogging time.. as I have my closing line;

"Starting from square one, again.. alone and sober."

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

The giving up of sleeping around is fair enough, but why give up sweet sweet alcohol???

'cause when you wake up you gotta pay for the damage.

That's why you make sure that you pass out on the lawn, that way nobody will think it's you, and you'll have an easy escape route.

Hey, I've never slept with anyone, and I've never been drunk. TBH, I can't think of how that DOESN'T make me a winner, even if it's for the simple facts that i feel like one (and I don't have diseases). Anyone who thinks otherwise, is not really worth listening to, IMHO.

Bewbies, I would encourage you to try this lifestyle out and see if it's for you too. Although the world may look down on you for a few reasons, I think an abstemious lifestyle is supremely fulfilling.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Wear a condom.

I think either end of the spectrum is too far. There's nothing wrong with a good brew every now and then, and sex is great, although personally it's far more satisfying when the focus is on your partner. Moderation is key for everything, it's just finding the sweet spot that can be difficult.

Oh, and there are more men than women in the world, thanks to certain favourtisms that are very unnatural in some locations. The only thing that buoys that is the fact that women generally outlive men, and I'd imagine war/conflict too.

Yeah, since in the USA, women are dedicated to making sure the sexes are EQUAL, only men are drafted. lol.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

It's only sexist if it's against a woman.

I'm having 2 lovely ladies over friday night...and no I didnt pay them.

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I sell useless stuff to stoned people

PixelGames

Oh of courese not, there aint ?200 sitting in the bank account ready for them. What a stupid f**king thing to think.

GreenDragon said:
I'm having 2 lovely ladies over friday night...and no I didnt pay them.

Thier names end in ".jpg?" heh.... :rolleyes:

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

GreenDragon said:
I'm having 2 lovely ladies over friday night...and no I didnt pay them.

Thier names end in ".jpg?" heh.... :rolleyes:

I think their names are Tiff.

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

LOL crono

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

Its just too bad they're comming over to study for our exam on monday :razz:

sure, thats how these things always start. you turn the heating up etc

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... Heat stroke is a very real threat here, better safe than sorry."

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"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... Heat stroke is a very real threat here, better safe than sorry."

With GreenDragon it is proberly better SORRY than SAFE

Bewbies said:
LOL crono

Its very,very....VERY far between, but Crono comes up with some of the best humor this site can lay claim to.

Sadly, my kind of humor comes more often, but is not as widely understood by the masses.

I reckon theres something to be said for "rarity"

Nice one Adam...

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The best things in life, aren't things.

tiff.. tiff! lol. slaps knee

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

Bewbies said:
tiff.. tiff! lol. slaps knee

Tiffanyone?

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Bewbies said:
tiff.. tiff! lol. slaps knee

Tiffanyone?

Answer:

:biggrin: A high quality picture format... :razz:

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

I had a GF called Tiffinee. Or spelt something like that.

Pvt.Scythe said:
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Tiffanyone?

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:biggrin: A high quality picture format... :razz:
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See what I mean??? No one got the joke.

It was a combination of two words.. "Tiffany" and "Anyone"

As in, would you like to have Tiffany. :rolleyes:

I swear, my kind of humor = worthless sometimes.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Yeah... even when you explain it it's not that funny...

Your humour is EXCELLENT orpheus!! :heee:
At least you have one admirer..... Jimmi.

PS: Dont take that as an insult.