Let's Make Church Signs

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Windows 98 on Tue Aug 16th 2005 at 5:25pm

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http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/ (sorry for the blank post I hit enter before I typed anything by accedint :smile: )

Ok guys lets see who can make the funniest sign. Here are my mediocre attempts.

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Andrei on Tue Aug 16th 2005 at 5:40pm

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I like the second picture :heee: .

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Myrk- on Tue Aug 16th 2005 at 6:01pm

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So many people showing off old stuff... Been there, got the t-shirt :razz:

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by OtZman on Tue Aug 16th 2005 at 6:24pm

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Apparently baby Jesus dislikes remote linked images so I will not post one...

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by azelito on Tue Aug 16th 2005 at 7:08pm

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Dred_furst on Tue Aug 16th 2005 at 9:07pm

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I need a new sig

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by mazemaster on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 12:20am

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Dark Tree on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 1:19am

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I even made in SnarkPit friendly :wink:

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 2:14am

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Wow, you guys must not like Jesus?

But, yeah I love when n00bs are like "d00d ch3ck 0ut this leet hamsterdance site! It's new!"

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Dark Tree on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 2:21am

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Not that I don't like Jesus, (not saying I do, either) it's just that
when given the oppurtunity to have a church sign and put anything on
it.....

......can't.....help.......being.......sacrelig......

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Mephs on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 3:05am

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DEAR JESUS THATS OLD.

Don't forget:

Old posts and sites make baby Jesus cry.

[edit:

Apparently baby Jesus dislikes remote linked images so I will not post one...

] Sorry baby Jesus, I didn't read them all!

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Cash Car Star on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 6:54am

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It says right on their site that you gotta save the file and put it on your own webspace. Any site like that would have shut down within five minutes of operation if they allowed hotlinking.

Anyway, this is indeed a tad old, although I haven't seen it here at Snarkpit before. Lemme see what I still have sitting in my photobucket account (they're not that funny, but they're good to go):

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Crapceeper on Wed Aug 17th 2005 at 5:19pm

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This is not mine, but I like it.

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by smidsy on Thu Aug 18th 2005 at 6:59pm

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Forceflow on Thu Aug 18th 2005 at 8:22pm

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site not working now ...

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by French Toast on Thu Aug 18th 2005 at 11:20pm

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It will be missed...

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Forceflow on Fri Aug 19th 2005 at 7:59pm

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Junkyard God on Fri Aug 19th 2005 at 8:59pm

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link doesn't work for me but here's my submission

Albinos Smell Like Peaches!

there ya go, make one with that for me please, i can use it as a desktop background :biggrin:

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by SuperCobra on Sat Aug 20th 2005 at 9:47am

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http://img372.imageshack.us/my.php?image=churchsign3zf.jpg

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by $loth on Sat Aug 20th 2005 at 5:48pm

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by WarloK on Sat Aug 20th 2005 at 11:00pm

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I like this thingy.

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by $loth on Sun Aug 21st 2005 at 11:08am

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Some images in this post have been automatically down-sized, click on them to view the full sized versions:

LOL warlok....

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Covert_Chimp on Sun Aug 21st 2005 at 4:00pm

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by WarloK on Sun Aug 21st 2005 at 5:04pm

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What happened to my pics?

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by parakeet on Sun Aug 21st 2005 at 5:19pm

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you remote linked =p

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by gimpinthesink on Mon Aug 22nd 2005 at 1:01am

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Tracer Bullet on Mon Aug 22nd 2005 at 1:41am

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Deleted, as I thought better of it.

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Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by WarloK on Mon Aug 22nd 2005 at 3:19pm

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What the hell is remote linking?

Re: Let's Make Church Signs Posted by Crono on Mon Aug 22nd 2005 at 7:05pm

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What the hell is remote linking?

Calling the image from outside the host site.

People ban remote linking on their own servers so people don't eat up all their bandwidth.

For example, you can have a humorous image online, in which gets viewed maybe 20 times a day, which is little bandwidth when you consider an image around 100K * 20 = 2MB/Day, On average that comes out to: 62Mb/Month* Most sites have Gigs of bandwidth per month.

However, if that image is remote linked, that bandwidth still gets used, since the image is still being transfered over that site's connection. If it jumped to 100,000 views a day (which is quite possible) it suddenly becomes 310 GB/ Month* or something in that range.

This of course, isn't exactly accurate, since I used 1000 base, instead of 1024. But, it still illustrates the point.

Anyway, you have to save the image and upload it to your own space if a site doesn't allow remote linking.

*Assumed a month is 31 days

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