Castrating Briefs

I just bought some new briefs, and I am shocked at how uncomfortable they are.

After wearing them for a while, the fabric starts riding up, until there is absolutely no room for the balls. It's like a medieval torture device.

I mean, who ever designed them? Did they have no regard for the comfort of the people wearing these?

I think I just wasted some good money.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Dude, you bought womens panties.

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"Azelito, stop being a f**king bitch. All I see you do is complain and insult people in your recent posts. We don't care, go find a razor you emo pansy..." -Windows98

at times like this, i really miss Gwil.

hurry back soon, honey.

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i eat paint

poor satchmo

methinks why all men isn't wearing boxers..

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Boxers all the way for me, and normally the loose sort. I dig the freedom :biggrin:

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Let your boys loose huh?

I usually like the snugness, but just not the constriction sort.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Occasionally in the winter I'll wear boxer briefs, where it's somewhat
snug, but has the extra material like boxers which removes the
jock-strap effect of briefs. Otherwise boxers are the way to go, my
girlfriend hates when I wear out of season boxers and I love doin' it.
(I have these sweet hallowe'en ones with ghosties on 'em).

Boxers all the way, man. Lettin 'em hang loose is freedom.
I got a pair of like... velvet boxers or something, they're great :smile:

I've got a cute little pair of monkey skin briefs that I got made out of Bubbles' skin after he died. Sometimes I like to wear them over the top of my pants.

Sometimes I like to wear them over the top of my pants.

But how can you masturbate when you're wearing that? I know you do it often enough to need easy access.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

I once had this really good ice cream, but I forgot what the flavour was...

I'm a boxer guy, but I have one pair of boxer briefs for hiking trips. I kind of like it, and it makes me wish I had more.

I f**king hate inseams. They're almost never cut right (for me). On a lot of boxers I've bought they're either too low or too high, both suck. (Yes, I keep changing brands, then one product I buy starts changing their design style)

It's not so bad on pants, but still annoying as hell.

The same thing happens on shoes. I used to love Sketchers, because they were comfortable, now the instep is too narrow and high. :sad: (Only thing I found comfortable enough to not make my foot bleed were HushPuppies)

I think shirts are the only thing that have come close to general comfort. But even those sometimes are made terribly.

I wish I had money to get my clothes tailored.

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

Shoes wise, nothing beats the comfort of skateboarding shoes. THey pad the s**t out of them, and they're sooooo comfy.

Boxers all the way! much better to be open than lose the prospect of future children.

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I kind of like it, and it makes me wish I had more

Are you saying you have brief-envy?

I can't wear boxers. They're too loose-fitting that I feel like I am wearing nothing at all.

Wearing boxers is like camping in an open area of the map--it lacks the security. I need a closed quarter to feel protected.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

BOXORS ROXORS MY SOXORS!!!!

as far as shoes: adida's sombas, they're indoor socker shoes and once you wear them in they're soooooooo comfy

o, and soleless leather moccasins they're sweet too

I agree with Frenchy on the shoes front - I haven't been skateboarding
really for about 3/4 years now, but I doubt I'll ever come off them. So
comfortable and I vastly prefer the beefy style to other shoe styles.
Obviously they aren't suitable for all occasions, but they suffice for
the vast majority :biggrin: Even my dad wears skate shoes these days for the
pure comfort of them :smile:

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im not gonna lie, i had a near 3 year period of skateboard shoes and i
cant make it 3 feet on a skateboard without falling on my ass, but i
like the thin look of the sambas

I wear both boxers AND briefs. just not at the same time... well soemtimes, coz u gotta double up in case of accidents.. but it depends on what PANTS I'm wearing that day. some of my pants make boxers ride up, so i wear briefs. The secret to briefs is that when you put them on, you stick your fist in the front of them and stretch 'em out REALLY good so it makes a good space for your balls... That's not a joke, I do that and they're fine...

Satch, Apparently, tight briefs can cause Varicocoeles, yeah? I've get that for some reason, its a pain in the nuts... haha. boxers recommended.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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When I switched to boxers about 5 years ago it was quite a change. But
soon I got used to them. They made me less sweat and stink.

Occasionally I use briefs as well. For training or stuff. But I came to
realise that I need some briefs with enough space - otherwise they get
itchy.. and scratchy.

All I can do is recconmend boxers. Or maybe even boxerbriefs. I got one, too.

I even got a pair of adidas indoor soccer shoes. Gosh they hurt my
feet. I think I just need to put them on and walk for about ten
minutes. After that I should do a breake.

Maybe you can giftwrap your new briefs and present them to some of your patients for christmas. Maybe then they will fit?

Hohoh; Merry Christmas

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Never try to be perfect - just try it and make the best out of it

you know, i've got serious doubts that someone who would jump straight in with 'wanker' insults, just in case someone MIGHT be insinuating something, is/would be in any way bright enough to become qualified as any kind of medical practitioner. or maybe standards are lower in whatever fantasy world you live in.

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i eat paint

ona is good :razz:

Yes, as I said, i will repeat :smile: Boxers FTW :biggrin:
The freedom is good and in case of a quickie you don't need to do anything else than just pull up one side...

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Pull up one side?

Well you know, the thing shirts have too (theirs are called "sleeves")

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Why wouldn't you just drop your pants? Or if you're so set on having sex with your boxers on... use the slit in the front.

Addicted to Morphine said:
Why wouldn't you just drop your pants? Or if you're so set on having sex with your boxers on... use the slit in the front.

Because I can't get that button undone!!!! plus, the fabric of the boxers takes up like half my penile length!

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Do'nt say that's sarcastic, it's true, and you want to look your biggest.

Lol. Why do I need to look my biggest?

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.

Finger said:
I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.

Are we to assume that this practice also lead to your online namesake as well? Anyone who could aim well enough to poo through the hole must be skilled enough to wipe effectively with their finger.

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I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.[/quote]

LMAO

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Dark Tree said:
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<DIV class=quotetext>I like to wear the boxers backwards, so I can use the slit when I poop.

LMAO
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ROFL

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com