Favourite quote

I would have to say that my fav quote froma movie would have to be from LOTR when gollum/smeagle calls sam a 'Fat little Hobbit'.

Whats your favourite?

"I Like 'em Big!!!!!!!!!!"

(Italian Job, best film ev0r)

"I am, and don't call me Shirley"

Airplane - In response to the line "Surely you can't be serious!"

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Hey matt, which italian job is that? The original?

Of course. Like you had to ask :rolleyes:

Actually I did :razz: I can't remember, haven't seen the first one or the second in a while :sad:

Actually I did :razz: I can't remember, haven't seen the first one or the second in a while :sad:

You should just assume that whenever someone says The Italian Job is the best film ever, they mean the first one. :razz:

Favourite quote: "You can't fight evil with a Macaroni Duck!" from The Tick. Great cartoon. :biggrin:

Ok then :razz:

Another good quote, also from the italian job:

" You were only suppose to blow the bloody doors off! " That had me going for ages!

pretty much every single simpsons quote ever. current favorites include:

Moe: I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet.

Maude: We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?

[Skinner's on the internet]
Agnes: Seymour, are you looking at naked women?
Skinner: No mother.
Agnes: You sissy!

Homer: I may be naked and reeking of Panda love, but I still have my dignity.

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Homer: Florida? But that's America's wang.
Psychiatrist: They prefer to be called the Sunshine State

Sloth, you forgot the best - PO TA TOES

Cassius said:
Sloth, you forgot the best - PO TA TOES

sniff you bring a tear to my cass :biggrin:

The simpsons have some quality quotes!

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream! - i love that one!

[edit] how bout this one? Homer:"Ooooooh, they have the internet on computers now!"

Kage_Prototype said:
Favourite quote: "You can't fight evil with a Macaroni Duck!" from The Tick. Great cartoon. :biggrin:

I'll be the judge of that.

Dunno if it ever appeared in an episode, but there was a commercial, for Comedy Central when it got the rights I think, where the Tick is being interviewed

"Do you have the power to destroy the world?"
"Yeegads, I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff!"

Frofessor frink, Frofessor frink
He'll make you laugh he'll make you think....

"Wait, this isn't the monster-ometer, its the frog exaggerator!"

"Uh, It's supposed to be doing a little dance..." (after setting a murderous teddy on Mr Burns)

"..And bring it in for the perfect landing (boy in plane crashes through window) My wife is going to kill me"

:razz:

"Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!...

...You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia', but only slightly less famous is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!'. Hahahahahah- " -Vizzini, from The Princess Bride

Comic book guy

"Lonelyness and cheese burgers are a dangerous mix!"

"Worst episode ever!"

"Best death ever!" (after being incased in ludite)

"Lace : the final braziere" (Downloing Star Trek pr0n, see next two quotes)

"Internet King Hmmm perhaps he can provide faster nutidy!"

"I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 Kbit internet connection to a fibre optic T1 line. Would you be able to provide an IP Router thats compatible with my Token Ring Ethernet Lan Configuration?"

Homers response: "Can I have some money now?!"

I'll think of some more in a minute.

Poor comic book guy, i hope hes got his T1 line now :smile:

Homer: ...and the dogs that bark, and when they bark, bees fly out of their mouths.

Operator: I'm sorry but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to order a special dialing wand, mash the keypad now.

I loved the Tick. Too bad no one shows it anymore ... ever. (Yes that line was from the show, there was this whole series of episodes that started out with the tick and arthor being interviewed).

Family Guy:
Peter: What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Becuase you should know, I'm married.

Mr. Putershmit: You're son is the biggest idiot ever, he walks up to the chinese prime minister and says, 'Dong, where is my auto-mobile'.

Michael Isner: Wow Bill, the people really look like ants from up here.
Bill Gates: They are ants, Michael! They are ants.

Simpsons:
Homer: Press any key? Where's the any key? This is hard work, I think I need a tab. No time for that now the computers starting!

There are some stuff in comics I've seen recently too. In one of ultimate marvel team up issues (Its the first fantastic four team up issue, I think) there's a picture of Elektra with the phrase "I die a lot" accross her clothes.

Oh and pretty much any line in 'The Big Lebowski' (and most other Cohen brothers movies) are pretty quoteable.

"f**k it dude. Let's go bowling."

"I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand here, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT ... also Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American, please."

Here's one of mine

Ralph: Teacher, my shoes are making noises.

Teacher: You must be Ralph.

Ralph: My daddy shoots people.

Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.

Jesus is coming look bussy - Jonney English

there was a similar topic 2 months ago. i wrote down quotes from southpark, holy gail, etc ... there. i couldnt resist writing down some big lebowski quotes here though, this movie rocks :smile:

"You thought, 'Oh here's a loser, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a s**t about!'" - "Aren't you?"

Jesus Quintana: What is this "day of rest" s**t? What is this bulls**t, man? I don't f**king care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the f**ks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've f**ked you in the ass Saturday, I'll f**k you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

Walter Sobchak: [<I class=fine>pulls out a gun</I>] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [<I class=fine>shouting</I>] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a f**king gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [<I class=fine>shouting</I>] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [<I class=fine>shouting</I>] You think i'm f**king around? I'm not f**king around!
[<I class=fine>points gun in Smokey's face</I>]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! f**king mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: Alright, its f**king zero. Are you happy now you crazy f**k?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...

[<I class=fine>Being forced into a limousine</I>]
The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

The Dude: She's not my special lady friend, man. I'm just helping her conceive.

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your c**k for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

The Big Lebowski: Are you employed sir?
The Dude: Employed?
The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
The Dude: Is this a... what day is this?
The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind.
The Dude: "I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand man

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors. And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carillo and up to Pismo. He died, as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men at Ke Song, at Lon Doc, and Hill 64. These young men gave their lives, as did Donny. Donny who loved bowling. Good night, sweet prince."

Walter Sobchak: Those rich f**ks! This whole f**king thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f**king strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

"Yeah, Walter, you're right, there is an unspoken message here. It's f**k you! Leave me the f**k alone!"

Walter: "Where's the drop, Dude?"
The Dude: "There is no drop we throw the money out of the moving car"
Walter: "... we can't do that Dude, f**ks up our plan"
The Dude: "Well call them and explain it, Walter, its such a simple f**king plan."

Kage_Prototype said:
"f**k it dude. Let's go bowling."

Was that from the Big Lobawski?

Edit: Have recently read all the following quotes and would request that nobody dignifies/humiliates my question with an answer.

SumhObo said:

Kage_Prototype said:
"f**k it dude. Let's go bowling."

Was that from the Big Lobawski?

Edit: Have recently read all the following quotes and would request that nobody dignifies/humiliates my question with an answer.

And your question was????

"It's not a tumour!"

"There is no bathroom!"

Its so hard to choose... um... erm...

Not from movies, but funny. http://www.kemall.net/wil5on/teacherquotes.html

"It's not a tumour!"

Ha ha. (that movie is hillarious for the wrong reasons)

Was that from the Big Lobawski?

Yeah, its right after The Dude Walks up to Walter who's getting up from rolling out on the pavement with an Uzi.

"SHOMER f**kING SHABAS!"

Forgot one:
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At the moment I kinda like the one in my sig...

wil5on said:
Its so hard to choose... um... erm...

Not from movies, but funny. http://www.kemall.net/wil5on/teacherquotes.html

"You can't be friends with Matt because he's not a good role model."

"everytime I drive my damn Volvo, you hear, they toe the s**t" - Mirror Man/Gone in 60 secs

"Nevel fkn Bartos, he coulden't take the throth off a chapichino" - Chopper in Chopper

"Bit early for karate isent it mate?" Chopper in Chopper, where his mate in prison stabs him in the stomach several times before chopper even relizes.

Its like a babys arm holding a apple - my mate and King Arthor

"I used to think you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts" -Austin powers 3

gimpinthesink said:
Its like a babys arm holding a apple - my mate and King Arthor

I'm fairly sure thats an Austin Powers quote actually.

ReNo said:

gimpinthesink said:
Its like a babys arm holding a apple - my mate and King Arthor

I'm fairly sure thats an Austin Powers quote actually.

Yea, the 3rd one, where mini me shows his thing to austins dad.

it was in king arthur as well as austin powers

Ahh, okies then rumple. I haven't seen King Arthur yet, so I wouldn't know.

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"Screw you guys, i'm going home, talking poop is where I draw the line". - Cartman, south park, mr hankey ep in season 1

Peter Griffin: What're you selling? Reefer, crack, smack, X, horse, shrooms, meth, dust? In my neighbourhood? I don't think so!

kicks down lemonade stand

Lister:"So, uh, Kryten! Now that you've had time to think, what about that curry hunt?"

Kryten:"Oh yes, the other day, I overeatced. I think it would be quite safe."

Rimmer:"But what about cause-ality?"

Kryten:"Well, cause-ality one thing leads to another, sometimes you just have to say, who gives a smeg!"

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Cat:"You're smoking!!"

Kryten:"Huh? Is my engine over heating again?"

Rimmer:"What on Earth are you doing?"

Kryten:"Would you like me to go outside?"

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Lister:"Look, you dont't smoke, you don't say bet-your-ass, and you don't stir anybodies tea with your groinal attachment!!"

"Hey! Aren't you Richard Simmons's Best friend, Richard Simmons?"

"I bet you're refrigerator runs like you, very homosexually."

"Nicks Suck, Jets Suck, Yankees Suck
Krypton Sucks"

OMG, just remembered Fight Club!

"You can blow up anything if you have enough soap"

I admit it, I am sad! I watch that movie nearly every night,it just lies there in my vcr, I put the timer on,and i just listen to it while I go to sleep. It has to be my favourite movie.

"bob....bob had bi*ch tits" :biggrin:

Sol - Whats that?

Vincent - Its a gun Sol

Sol - Its a f**king anti-aircraft gun Vincent

Tyrone - It was at a funny angle

Vincent - it was be hind you things come from behind when you reverce

Vincent - Has he got for fingers

Sol - I dont know I coudn't get the bi-noc-u-lars out in time

All are from Snatch

From Only Fools and Horses

You Plonker Rodney

So you want to stand under a 50foot high neon sign that says tit

you tit