A supermodel works for me

I gotta say, I had a hard time at work yesterday. The nurse who
was working with me yesterday afternoon is a new transfer from another
department, but she might as well be a contestant in Miss World beauty
pageant. In fact, I don't believe I've seen any beauty pageant
contestant who looks as gorgeous as she. I couldn't concentrate
on what I was doing, and I even neglected to open up the browser to the
SnarkPit at work. That's how distracted I was!

I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but it would be awefully
inappropriate if I take a photo of her at work. Pity.

And I was just speechless when she asked "Do you want me to do anything for you, Doctor?"

What should I say to that?

Ah, hot nurses :smile: Wouldn't hospital just be that much more unpleasant without them?

Yeah, I think I can swallow any hospital food (or even less savory things) if she feeds them to me.

I just hope she sticks around so she'll be there this afternoon as well. I can't wait to go to work!

This thread is useless without pictures.

/Fark

She looks like a cross between Penelope Cruz and Ashley Judd, with a touch of Marissa Tomei.

"Do you mind if i take your picture? Whenever i see something beautiful, I get the urge to capure it on film."

Somewhat of a good pickup line, and we get to see pics of this beauty.

<div class="quote"><div class="quotetitle">? quoting <b>satchmo</b></div><div class="quotetext">
I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but it would be awefully
inappropriate if I take a photo of her at work. Pity.

</div></div>

Then ask her out and and take some pics :wink: . Or snap a few shots when no one sees.

Tell her you need to take a picture of some patents. Bring a
digital camera, then drop a thing of film on the ground... when she
goes to pick it up snap a few shots. If she catches you say there
is no film in the camera!

Set up a hidden camera in the showe... er... get one during some social occasions with co-workers :smile:

fraggard said:
This thread is useless without pictures.

/Fark

If we get some, anyone caught posting stupid "I'd hit it!" pictures or commenting that she has sharp knees or how all internet users are obviously fat, ugly old men who would never go out with someone as attractive in real life will feel my wrath and be Fark-moron-branded :razz:

satchmo you dirty bastard, art thouh not engaged?

I am engaged, and I'll be married in less than two months. But that shouldn't prevent me from admiring the beauty of another human being. It's not like I am cheating or anything.

In fact, I was just sharing my e-collection of nudie girls with my fiance this morning. She doesn't mind at all.

only terminal illnesses are for life

Damn! It's a different nurse working for me today. I haven't seen the model nurse at all today.

Bummer.

A lot of people actually consider looking at another woman as cheating.

Personally, I agree with you, but I dont think my girlfriend would.
Actually, I think it would be hard finding any girl that would.

If your on a diet, it isn't cheating to look at the double layer chocolate cake, its only cheating if you eat the cake.

Hahah yeah, but looking only leads to temptation.

looking only leads to temptation

But the problem is that temptation is already out there. There is nothing we can do about it. Just like we would like to eat lobsters everyday and buy the most uber gaming parts, it's all around us. We just have to use our best judgement to make the right decision.

If you tempt yourself and successfully resist it, it makes you more resistant to temptation in the future.

Leperous said:
Set up a hidden camera in the showe... er... get one during some social occasions with co-workers :smile:

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting fraggard</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>This thread is useless without pictures.

/Fark

If we get some, anyone caught posting stupid "I'd hit it!" pictures or commenting that she has sharp knees or how all internet users are obviously fat, ugly old men who would never go out with someone as attractive in real life will feel my wrath and be Fark-moron-branded :razz: </div></div>

I made this image a while ago (the comment is in the style of Fark posters):


BTW, Fark sucks. SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

I actaully just ended a relationship with a hot nurse. A pity, though she text messaged me every 5 minutes and was very anal retentive about LOTS of stuff. It'll be okay.

I wish for you to please send me pictures of YOUR hott nurses.

in answer to your question, satch, tell her EXACTLY what she can do... gimme a spongebath, you naughty nursey!! what? did i just type that aloud? Dammit....

satchmo said:
I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but it would be awefully inappropriate if I take a photo of her at work. Pity.

Hows about an X-ray, instead?

TTIUWP.

Would you hit it?

satchmo said:
I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but it would be awefully inappropriate if I take a photo of her at work. Pity.

Hows about an X-ray, instead?

Oh yeah beaby, show me those bones!

can u see boobies on an Xray? i think u can see the outline, can't you? I know once when i had a lower-body x-ray, you could see my weener...

That was no X-Ray - that was a telescope.

That was no X-Ray - that was a telescope.

ba-doom chssss. harsh.

can u see boobies on an Xray?

You can definitely see breasts on x-rays, especially if they are large. In fact, I can sort of tell the age of the woman by looking at the x-ray. If the woman is very old, the breast shadows tend to sag.

http://www.studentbmj.com/issues/04/01/education/8.php

Look for the breast implants!

hawt nurses are walking clich?s. And awseome.

Im married to a now ex Exotic Dancer. So hot nurses dont effect me, I have it at home. And yes she had a Nurse outfit.. gotta run.. need some of that about now.

OMG, the hot nurse is back. She walked by my office during lunch time and said "Hi Dr. [my last name], how are you?" She's wearing a small violet scrubs, with hair tied up in a pony tail.

I thought to myself "doing even better now"...

I hope she gets assigned to me in the afternoon. She's all mine!

You're creeping me out satchmo :biggrin:

Addicted to Morphine said:
You're creeping me out satchmo :biggrin:

i can almost hear the music