Best Quotes

Post your favourite quotes from anywhere in here. Be it a movie,
game, real life, anything. My favourite has got to be from Duke
Nukem 3d: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all
outa gum."

Another one I like is: "I never believed in Santa Clause because I knew
a white dude wouldn't be in my neighbourhood after dark." - Dick
Gregory (I think)

That's it, post your favs in here.

"I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."

• Bette Davis

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."

• W. Somerset Maugham

My Favorite Quote:

"An Army of Sheep led by a Lion will always defeat and army of Lions Led by a Sheep." -Ancient Arab Proverb.

American Dad said:

Francine said:
How's your French toast?

[quote=Stan]Smelly and ungrateful. But this American toast is great!

[/quote]

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

Youth is wasted on the young. - An old person.

If wisdom doesn't come with age, why bother getting old. - Maxine Grey

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a
f**king big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc
players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low
cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage
repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure
wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on
a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a
miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
f**ked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your
future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? - Trainspotting, of course.

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

"What doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger", Nietzsche.

Campaignjunkie said:
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."

• W. Somerset Maugham

I like that one.

All along the r_speeds command was whispering in my ear. Promising that it has never let me down before, and mentioned something about naming its first born child after me if only I would enable it. Through it all I resisted, and am now a changed person for doing so. - Yup, yours truly.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

My favourite has got to be from Duke
Nukem 3d: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all
outa gum."

Gah! I feel like smacking my head against the wall each time I hear a
duke nukem quote! "No-one steals our chicks...and lives!"...gimme a
break.

Now I know i'm going to make you folks throw rocks at me for this, but
my favorite is a quote from Stalin: "A single death is a tragedy, a
million is a statistic.". Can be interpreted in many ways, especially
when integrating it in the political context in which it was said.

Here's another "It's not important what the creator of a genius idea
wants to say, but what that idea becomes in the message of the one who
transmits it." - I'm not telling you who said this because I don't want even MORE rocks coming
at me.

"You're not supposed to be here." seen in inaccessable areas of Richard Gray's maps.

"Frame rate is GOD, keep this in mind at all times." good advice, Richard Gray again.

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Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.

One does NOT pinch the ass of the father of gaming!

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I Ain't Gettin' On No Plane, Foo'

"They had the sex on me!" - Some Albanian refugee. I say it too much, but it cracks me up.

I do not mean to s**t on anyone but perhaps its their place to be under it. - Yours truly.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Yogi Bera said:
The restaurant is so crowded all the time, that nobody goes there anymore

I like that one too.

(I'm 'Oedipus')

<Keiser> Does anyone know how to make a map were you spawn with certain weapons?
<Orphic`2dmin^> yeah
<Orphic`2dmin^> type retry in console
<Orphic`2dmin^> and it puts you in map editing mode
<Orphic`2dmin^> quite handy
<Oedipus> First of all, don't listen to 2dmin.
<Keiser> never do
<Orphic`2dmin^> Cassius likes men
<Oedipus> There's a file in your C:Windows directory
<Oedipus> called kernel32.dll
<Oedipus> Delete that, and you'll be all set
<Keiser> ok hold on
<Oedipus> Uh...

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. - Sir Winston Churchill

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - [/b]Sir Winston Churchill[/b]

Its Not a Tumor - Arnie in Kindergarten Cop

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones - Albert Einstein

Human Knowlage Belongs to the World - said by some bloke (think he plays Sick Boy in Transpoting) in some film that I carnt remember the name of

Nice one Brova - Human Traffic

The whole of Snatch but these inperticular:

Turkish: How am I supposed to run this thing from that? We're going to need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're gonna buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent the summer in one, which means, you know more than me. And I don't want to have me pants pulled down over the price.
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: (pulls the door off the hinges.) Oh nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just, I'm not sure about the color.

I f**king hate pikies - most of the cast

in the quiet works of the Virgin Mary... come again - Brick Top

Sneaky f**king Russian

Heavy is good heavy is reliable and if it doesn't work you can always hit them with it - Boris the Blade

and the Ezekiel 25:17 bit out of Pulp Fiction oh and the bring out the gimp part tis where my name came from after all

There are many many more but I carn't be arsed to put them and I'm sure you carnt be arsed to read them.

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Tinterweb site
Deviantart

Human knowledge belongs to the world

"Hunger is the best sauce." - unknown

...And on the seventh day, Leperous rested.. And it was good. - ????

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The best things in life, aren't things.

"Your images are too big, read my tutorial Here.[color=white]" [/color]-Orpheus

[insert homer simpson quote here]

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i eat paint

"The text of Fishy's avatar." - Cassius

"I'm not alone when I say that you make Gandhi look like a child pornographer" - Will Ferrell as James Lipton

"It's like looking into the eyes of God and seeing him smile back and saying 'You are my most wondrous creation'" - Same :biggrin:

"Have you ever transcended time and space?" "Yes. No. Time, not space. No. I don't know what you're talking about." - I <3 Huckabees

Can't think of anymore at the moment, unfortunately.

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do? - GTA:VC VROCK

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SourDough2.0 - With Strawberry Jam

If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do? - GTA:VC VROCK

"I am not a racist; i hate everyone, irrelevant of other issues." - Paster Richards, GTA:VC

Thanks for reminding me :cool: .

"Please, Gary. I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to f**k your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!" -Spotswood, Team America: world Police.

In other news...I found a funny title for a movie:

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D!

(yes it is listed on the IMDB)

tax lady : well it looks like you dont owe us any money, but unfourtunatly your not entitled to a refund

peter: aaaaaahhhhhh

tax lady: Mr.Griffen are you allright?

peter: yea im sorry, im still getting over the loss of party of five, now what was that you were saying?

tax lady: your not entitled to a refund.

peter: aaaaaahhhhhh, im sorry that was for party of five again, now what were you saying?

tax lady:your not entitled to a refund.

peter: aaaaaahhhhhh

tax lady: sigh; was that for party of five again?

peter: no! that was for my refund... what the hell is party of five?

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the only problem with steam updating things every week is it doesent give the developers an incentive to playtest thier work, so we do it for them

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<DIV class=quotetext>Thou shalt not covet they neighbours killbox's popularity. - Fraggard
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The best things in life, aren't things.

Thou shalt not covet they neighbours killbox's popularity. - Fraggard

The best quote so far. :biggrin:

Orpheus said:
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<DIV class=quotetext>Thou shalt not covet they neighbours killbox's popularity. - Fraggard

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AND DA WINNER IS!

YABBA DABBA DOO! - Fred Flinstone

SCOOBBY DOOBBY DOO! - Scooby

DOO BE DOO BE DOO! - See Fishys Avatar

"Spam approved." -Puchi

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Breaking the laws of mapping since 2003 and doing a damn fine job at it

"thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory....now get off me, i have a headache..." ............. my wife

Doc B... :dodgy:

You had me at the nipples - Mark Addy (Around the world in 80 days)

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Tinterweb site
Deviantart

Human knowledge belongs to the world

"Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?"

-My girlfriend after she found out she was pregnant

(joke, she isn't pregnant)

roflmao!!!!!

made my day man......congratulations.... (i think)... :heee:

Doc B... :dodgy:

"Woah, it's better than I thought, I'm getting an Audi!"

"No, Peter, there's a T in there, it says Audit."

"No Brian, it's a foreign car. The T is silent, sweet I'm getting an Audi!"

God Family Guy rocks.

Does anyone like "Married with Children"?
Here's some quotes:

• I'm going back to Chicago; where I only

die a little every day.

• You've desecrated the toilet I call home!

• Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's

like any other minimum wage slow death.

"Eighteen children? For God's sake, woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car!" - Anonymous

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Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.

"Always
that same LSD story, you've all seen it.

"Young man on acid, thought he could
fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy."

What a dick, f**k him! He's an
idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first?
Check it out. You don't see ducks lining up to catch elevators to fly South.
They fly from the ground, you moron. Quit ruining it for everybody." - Bill Hicks

Wise words from a wise asshole.

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first

name is Bad."

-- (Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)

Had to post this somewhere. Anyway, umm, hi?

When my brother and I built the first man-carrying flying
machine we thought that we were introducing into the world an invention
which would make further wars practically impossible.

? Orville Wright, 1917.



War is a nasty, dirty, rotten business. It's all right for
the Navy to blockade a city, to starve the inhabitants to death. But there
is something wrong, not nice, about bombing that city.

? Marshal of the Royal Air Force Sir Arthur "Bomber"
Harris.



Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to
put a roof on it.

? Franklin D. Roosevelt



ou can shoot down every MiG the Soviets employ, but if
you return to base and the lead Soviet tank commander is eating breakfast
in your snack bar, Jack, you've lost the war

? Anonymous A-10 Pilot, USAF



The best way to defend the bombers is to catch the enemy
before it his in position to attack. Catch them when they are taking off,
or when they are climbing, or when they are forming up. Don't think you
can defend the bomber by circling around him. It's good for the bombers
morale, and bad for tactics.

? Brigadier General Robin Olds, USAF.



The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down.

? General Chuck Yeager, USAF, describing his first
confrontation with a Me262.



A fighter without a gun . . . is like an airplane without
a wing.

? Brigadier General Robin Olds, USAF.



We were stripped down, even the turrets were removed. You
were light and real fast, though. Our 12th squadron motto was 'Alone
Unarmed Unafraid.' As you can imagine, this actually translated into
something more like, 'Alone Unarmed and Scared s**tless.'

? Theodore R. 'Dick' Newell, Korean War pilot, 12th
TAC Reconnaissance Squadron, on flying the reconnaissance version of the
B-26.



When I took over my wing [in Vietnam], the big talk wasn't
about the MIG's, but about the SAM's ... I'd seen enemy planes before, but
those damn SAM's were something else. When I saw my first one, there were
a few seconds of sheer panic, because that's a most impressive sight to
see that thing coming at you. You feel like a fish about to be harpooned.
There's something terribly personal about the SAM; it means to kill you
and I'll tell you right now, it rearranges your priorities ... We had been
told to keep our eyes on them and not to take any evasive move too soon,
because they were heat-seeking and they, too would correct, so I waited
until it was almost on me and then I rolled to the right and it went on
by. It was awe inspiring ... The truth is you never do get used to the
SAM's; I had about two hundred fifty shot at me and the last one was as
inspiring as the first. Sure I got cagey, and I was able to wait longer
and longer, but I never got overconfident. I mean, if you're one or two
seconds too slow, you've had the schnitzel.

? General Robin Olds, USAF.



It was no picnic despite what anyone might say later . . .
. Most of us were pretty scared all the bloody time; you only felt happy
when the battle was over and you were on your way home, then you were safe
for a bit, anyway.

? Colin Gray, 54 Squadron RAF, W.W.II.

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pepper design

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

"Gott spielt nicht Wrfel mit dem Kosmos!"

"God does not play dice with the universe"

-- Albert Einstein commenting on quantum mechanics

"It was like putting on crampons and trying to walk though a room full of puppies!"

--Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

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Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

"He's doing his Superman thing again" - Matrix Something.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

"I am better than your kids" - Maddox

"My kids beat up honor roll kids". - Everyone else's Parents

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The best things in life, aren't things.

"I'm Not a Post Whore." -Money$hot

MoneyShot said:
"I'm Not a Who." -Money$hot

/Me fixes.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

"ohh...this is gonna hurt!" ____ days of thunder....

Doc B... :dodgy: