How do you like your eggs?

I know, i forget how i found out about her.

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I gave up on this thread, it's too hard to follow :smile:

i gave up ages ago, still read it every so often though....

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Or, a legend in your own mind.

I thought I was imagining things at first, but then a few cute and popular cheerleaders started asking me out for dates. It blew my mind. I've never even talked to them or shared classes with them (they're too bimbo to take those advanced placement college classes in my high school). But they started calling me.

It's just bizarre. It's like one of them asked me out, and all of them started hording the opportunity like some precious commodity. They don't want to miss the chance to date the latest popular guy.

I didn't go out with any of them. I don't think I'll have anything to talk to them about. They're just doing it to boost their own popularity standing anyway.

In fact, I didn't start dating until I was in college, and I didn't have a girlfriend until I was in my thirties. I studied my brains out in college and medical school. I wouldn't have been the top of my class otherwise.

And (gasp!), I even gave up gaming in medical school. That's the kind of sacrifice I made for education.

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You my friend. are a nerd

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Indeed. I intend to have children even before I get to my twenties :wink:
It's casual in estonia :smile: People get children younger and younger...

But yes. You did right. Those bimbos are usually really after fame. I
was a popular guy, too, once, but I didn't even notice those girls.
They just weren't my taste. I totally symphatize you, satchmo, but I
think 30 is WAY too old to get married, but hey - you're not in
estonia! Our culture is ALOT different.

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Rival

yeah i went from unpopular nerd type to popular jock in a month (i
dont know how it happened probably my increase in athletic abililty)
but im still that nerd at heart :biggrin:

That was the same for me exept i continued to be a complete nerd :smile: Everyone liked me anyway.

You my friend. are a nerd

Yeah, but I didn't need you to tell me that.

As a result of my higher education, I am making a comfortable living now. I earn more than $5,000 a week (U.S. dollar), and I like what I do for a living.

It paid off being a nerd in school.

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Madedog said:
Indeed. I intend to have children even before I get to my twenties :wink: It's casual in estonia :smile: People get children younger and younger...

But yes. You did right. Those bimbos are usually really after fame. I was a popular guy, too, once, but I didn't even notice those girls. They just weren't my taste. I totally symphatize you, satchmo, but I think 30 is WAY too old to get married, but hey - you're not in estonia! Our culture is ALOT different.

Estonian culture must be REALLY different.

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You my friend. are a nerd

Yeah, but I didn't need you to tell me that.

As a result of my higher education, I am making a comfortable living
now. I earn more than $5,000 a week (U.S. dollar), and I like what I do
for a living.

It paid off being a nerd in school.

:eek: ... wow.

Are you a "usual" doctor, or a specialist of some kind?

I'm not sure about the numbers, but I'd guess the amount of money you
earn in one week is about what a doctor in sweden earns a month, before
paying taxes, which are around 33% of the salary.

I must say, I really do admire higly educated people, who have dedicated so much time and effort to their studies.

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Hey Satchmo. Wanna buy me a new computer?

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Are you a "usual" doctor, or a specialist of some kind?

No, I am just a general pediatrician. I earn $65 per hour, but I work ten to fourteen hours a day, seven days a week. I work very hard.

And that's how much I earn before taxes. I think Uncle Sam takes away about 2/3 of that. So I am really feeding all the poor people in America.

And I save most of my earnings. I don't spend it recklessly. I buy a new computer every three or four years, and I put it together myself.

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2/3 in taxes? And I always thought that the USA had low taxes.

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Thats alot, in the UK its like 1/4 or something like that.

I want to be a Doctor, and i also want to be a rock god. I'm tied
between them. I don't know how it works in America but i think i have
good standards for med school.

I have:

Credit 2 in English

Credit 1 in Biology

Credit 1 in Chemistry

Credit 1 in Hisory
General 3 in Maths

i just do Accounting and admin

and General 3 in Craft.

In my school our classes in third year of High school are sorted in
the levels we got during second year. Accounting and admin have
no levels as we did not do them in second year.

Did I say 2/3 in taxes? It's more like 40%. Americans pay lower taxes when we're having an average income. But when we make more than $100,000 a year, the tax rate goes way up.

In order to make it into a respectable medical school and residency, I made top grades in high school and college. I was first in my class for both high school and university. I had a perfect academic record back in my schooling days, and I was pretty proud of it.

Put it in "Harry Potter" terms, my grades were just as good as Hermione's.

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The amount of taxation in a country can't really just be summarised by
a single percentage; different amounts are taken from the various bands
of income. In the UK it is...

• 10 per cent on taxable income up to ?2,090
• 22 per cent on taxable income between ?2,091 and ?32,400
• 40 per cent on taxable income over ?32,401

No I didn't know those, I looked them up :smile:
Oh and of course you also have to remember that that is just income
tax, and there is also national insurance, VAT, and what have you on
top of that.

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In fact, I didn't start dating until I was in college, and I didn't
have a girlfriend until I was in my thirties. I studied my brains out
in college and medical school. I wouldn't have been the top of my class
otherwise.

i dont know how the medicine education works in the States, is it
necessary to be amongst the top of the class to be able to choose the
specialisation that you want ?

Even if it's like that, i'm sure that only specialisations like surgeon
would require the top students. In other words, suppose you hadn't been
the top of your class, but average, would you not have been able
to choose pediatrician ?

all i'm saying is, it's perfectly possible to combine a tough education
with having fun, going out, etc... atleast that's how i experienced it.
you're not the top of your class but you're efficient: least effort for
good-enough results. i gladly made the "sacrifice" of not being amongst
the top of the class, atleast i had fun during years that never come
back once you start working.

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satchmo said:
And that's how much I earn before taxes. I think Uncle Sam takes away about 2/3 of that.

So I am really feeding all the poor people in America.

Now that you're married, you will have much lower taxes! YAY!!! Bachelors get the SHAFT with taxes.

and, LOL!!!!

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satchmo said:
In fact, I didn't start dating until I was in college, and I didn't have a girlfriend until I was in my thirties. I studied my brains out in college and medical school. I wouldn't have been the top of my class otherwise

What sucks is when youre infatuated with a girl whos like this :sad:

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If this thread was on any other forum, it would have been spammed, flamed, raped and closed by the 3rd page.

Just throwing that out there. ^^

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would you not have been able
to choose pediatrician ?

I would've become a pediatrician if I did not have the top
grades. However, the year I applied for residency training,
pediatrics was the hottest specialty. The top students in my
medical school all went into pediatrics. In fact, we needed a
better credential to become a pediatrician than to become a surgeon
that year. It was just very competitive.

How "hot" each specialty is goes in cycles. The year I applied,
someone could've been a complete idiot and still become an
anesthesiologist (doctor who administers drugs to put a patient to
sleep during surergy). I knew that it was competitive for
pediatrics, and that's why I studied so hard.

With a less stellar grade, I might had end up in a remote, rural town
for residency. I might not have made it to
UCLA (a nationally renowned
hospital) for residency. I might not have gotten the training I
need to become a competent physician. And trust me, there are
differences in residency programs.

I shall say that I do not regret the choices I made, as I am reaping the rewards of my hard work now.

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Oh, now it's the how to become a doctor talk. This thread is going in weird directions.

YES! THAT'S THE POINT :biggrin:

Well, I've never considered becoming a doctor though... although being
a plastic surgeon really is something, huh :smile: Some people already have
great presumptions for this. They can take ugly things much easier than
"normal" people. For them, rotten.com is everything but disgusting,
or.. or.. "ugly" things, let's just say. Or let's take sadomaso, for
instance. Most people CANNOT take it, it's too much to them. But
surgeons... they can take everything :razz: They've probably seen things
more disgusting than those alone. Or a patologist... except for the
smell

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One of the first hurdles in medical school was the anatomy lab. We had to dissect decomposing cadavers (well, they're semi-preserved) for hours at a time. It's just like Ravenholm! But it smelled a lot worse (maybe Ravenholm smelled putrid too, but Valve didn't implement the olfactory sense into the Source engine).

Anyone who couldn't take the gore or the smell ended up dropping out of medicine.

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The smell of death and decay doesn't bother me. Does that make me bad? (I also don't mind being the cause of the smell )

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I'm not fretful about gore and rotting flesh smell, but i get scared s**tless by horror movies.

I wasn't afraid to hack up a sheeps lung school but then i was terrified when my cousin forced me to watch 28 Days Later.

Bloody good film though...

yeah i solved these problems by personal desensitization.

and being a doctor...i want to be a doctor in theoretical sciences.

many think that is a strange profession choice but what the hell!

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Okay, I've noticed we're not talkin' 'bout titties anymore, so if you could post your preferences, that'd be great.

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I like booobs.

One of the first hurdles in medical school was the anatomy lab.

After a few days, we've got nicknames for all the cadavers--names like Juicy Lucy, Green Lantern, Smelly Sailor, etc. Quite colorful. And there were a few with prosthetic implants--one with a old-fashioned breast implant (they felt like softballs) and one dude with a penile implant.

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satchmo said:
and one dude with a penile implant.

LOL! those things are so funny! "Hold on honey, I gotta pump up my weener!" for those of you who don't know, remember those shoes that had a lil air pump in the tongue? It's like one of those in your sack that pumps up your p33nz0r. Hahahahahahaha!

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and you know this because.....

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From what I heard, penile implants are nothing more than extra vascular tissue that holds things a bit firmer than normal, but having never seen one I'll defer to whatever satchmo says it actually was.

I don't know about the latest models, but the one I found on the cadaver was exactly like the one Nickleplate described. It's not composed of organic vascular tissue--it works like a bicycle pump. Quite unromantic, to be sure.

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"oops i popped"

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I can't believe anyone would actually do that to their schlong.

If their schlong ain't workin' right, they just might be desperate enough...

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Windows 98 said:
"oops i popped"

You mean a "sexplosion?"

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I was hoping this thread would finally die quietly, but there is always someone resurrecting it. We should move on to better topics, like liquid enema and fecal incontinence.

/me types as he stuffs his mouth with a big bite of his dinner.

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I like Teryaki (sp?) chicken. It's sooooo good.

I was hoping this thread would finally die quietly,(Oh!) but there is always someone resurrecting it.(Hmm) We should move on to better topics,(eh?) like liquid enema and fecal incontinence.(ah)
/me types as he stuffs his mouth with a big bite of his dinner.(gnff)

Hello, jake. I like you already. Welcome to the Pit.

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谢谢

Cash Car Star said:
From what I heard, penile implants are nothing more than extra vascular tissue that holds things a bit firmer than normal, but having never seen one I'll defer to whatever satchmo says it actually was.

extra vascular tissue? sounds like peyronies, but not exaclty.

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on the show 'cosmetic surgery live' this guy had an implant. all it was tissue.

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Is that the guy that had cadavaric tissue put into his schlong to make it wider? cus that operation was brutal.

• 10 per cent on taxable income up to ?2,090
• 22 per cent on taxable income between ?2,091 and ?32,400
• 40 per cent on taxable income over ?32,401

You can earn up to a little over ?4000 without being taxed.

I'm not fretful about gore and rotting flesh smell, but i get scared s**tless by horror movies.

Horror....movies....rule!

It's those damn medical programs I hate, where they disect people it's
that slow piercing of the skin with a scalpole that I hate.

it's
that slow piercing of the skin with a scalpole that I hate

I think we all get desensitized after a while. I used to feel
apprehensive when I perform a lumbar puncture (spinal tap), when I
stick a two-inch needle directly into the spine of a baby. But
now it's so routine that it's like giving an injection.

I've never had one done on me before, but I was told that it's not all that painful.

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the path to desensitization is not always a pleasant one...

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I've never been sensitive about all that brutal stuff. Although i am
terrified of needles. I ties in with my fear of the anticipation of
pain.

I'm surprised not one person has mentioned the page that satch posted
about breast sizes etc....does no one think hairy breasts are nasty?
there was one chick there that had more hair on her left nipple than
probably half the members here at the pit!