freeman

how can gordon keep on going in HL2? what three days pass and he doesnt stop to rest? maybe his hev suit jacks him up with adreneline or glucose or something but after three days of that hed have some serious health problems

I've got a better question for you: how can he go on for so long
without taking a pint ? Does the HEV suit have an incorporated diaper
or something?

how can he not age for 6 years? how can he carry 10 weapons, does the HEV suit has some kind of 4 dimensioanl backpack?

why do people talk to him and he dosn't talk back? wtf I would not work with some one who didn't at least say, hi...

and he makes those deadly turns without even keeping his hands on the wheels

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omg, seems like I have my old flamingo avatar back!

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Why is Alyx hitting on Gordon?

because the next game is gonna be x rated XD

It's strange how such a silly thread can attract people in such a manner. :biggrin:

But the strangest thing is the HUD. Gordon's HEV suit doesn't
have a helmet or headgear. Why are there strange number
indicating his health floating in mid-air?

And when Gordon dies, only the current weapon falls out of his hands. What happens to the rest of the guns and ammos?

as he said, 4d weapon locker :razz:

How come there is no GORDON model in HL2DM? WTF, mate?

how come theres no snarks in hl2 :sad:

how come theres no snarks in hl2 :sad:

^^^^^

Overloading a game with human touches like calls of nature would ruin
its pace. Adding little breathers and calls of nature would turn
Half-Life into Eastenders with guns.

"I need to get save the world...I'll make myself a nice cup of tea first, and maybe have a quick nap..."

Since you're all so into super realism, why not make a mod, adding all
these essential details. Gordons mission can be to watch football, then
head down to B&Q to get some supplies and put up that f**king shelf
he promised the missus for the past six months...

I'd play it. :smile:

Yeah, there should be a mission when his gravity gun goes b0rk, and he has to copy down the tiny little serial numbers from a hard-to-see place and wait for hours for tech support.

And when he finallys gets through, he gets greeted by this dude who doesn't give a f**k about his problem and talks with a funny accent. He has to copy down the case number and wait for an entire month for the resolution.

Finally, he solved the problem by downloading a driver from an underground website. But his computer gets hijacked by porn after the download.

but remember the hev suit jacks gordon up full of drugs and probably collects his piss so that justifies him prancing for hundreds of miles and for days without stopping

but wait - several days of being loaded with drugs... what would that do to his appearance ? by the end when alxy is hitting on you, gordon must really look like a piece of s**t where does she find the attraction???

its his glasses, theyre so...glassy

Mephs said:
I'd play it. :smile:

it'd crash your comp mate, sorry. :/

satchmo said:
Yeah, there should be a mission when his gravity gun goes b0rk, and he has to copy down the tiny little serial numbers from a hard-to-see place and wait for hours for tech support.

And when he finallys gets through, he gets greeted by this dude who doesn't give a f**k about his problem and talks with a funny accent. He has to copy down the case number and wait for an entire month for the resolution.

Finally, he solved the problem by downloading a driver from an underground website. But his computer gets hijacked by porn after the download.

That is the absolute funniest thing i have read for MONTHS. You've summed up my whole life in one funny quip.

/me goes off to die..

how come theres no snarks in hl2 :sad:

Hey, yeah! We should picket in front of the valve HQ until they give us our snarks back :biggrin: . I just loved the little buggers.

Funny you should say that:

Have you played the mod called Half-Life 2: Substance

It has new weapons added like 'Snarks' :smile: , Sniper Rifle, Napalm Launcher, CSS guns etc.

Yes, but its "snarks" are actually fast headcrabs

Which reminds me, how do you select them cause when you choose grenade a box appears above with napalm, electric etc but I can't choose them :O

habboi said:
Funny you should say that:

Have you played the mod called Half-Life 2: Substance

It has new weapons added like 'Snarks' :smile: , Sniper Rifle, Napalm Launcher, CSS guns etc.

How do you get substance and also does if there are CSS weapons in it how did its developers get them in??

its his glasses, theyre so...glassy

damn right!

yes.. all of this secrets are held within his glasses. even how alyx wants him so bad... i need some of those sexah glasses

no, its not the glasses... its the glass.

glass > all things

glass = sex

glass > all things

But what about being "glassy eyed"?

so...

DrGlass=DrGlass AND glass = sex => DrGlass=Drsex

therefore , the good doctor is implyin that he is an insatiable love machine of incredible might

/me runs

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting DrGlass</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>broken glass = sex
</DIV></DIV>

Ouch.

DrGlass=DrGlass AND glass = sex => DrGlass=Drsex

Oh no. DrGlass = Dr>Sex = DrMoreThanSex

Oh no. DrGlass = Dr>Sex = DrMoreThanSex

Oh yes

Oh God :S The thought makes me shiver.

You can get substance @ www.hl2files.com

Make sure you get the latest one. It has much more fun levels (added allies etc) with new guns and they coded it in using another modification.

It is rather fun but I wish I knew how to select the Snarks!