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An old man is sitting on a bench in a mall and young teen walks up to him and sits down. The teen has yellow and green spike hair and black make-up around his eyes. The old man just stares at him. Finally, the teen says,

"Haven't you ever done anything wild before old man?"

"Yeah", he says "When I was younger I got drunk and screwed a parrot, I just thought for a second that you might have been my son"

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The best things in life, aren't things.

excellent....

ill have to see what mom's up to... :heee:

Doc B... :dodgy:

Blonde jokes piss me off, but this had me rofling.

Nice. I like that one.

Got it from the FF forums :smile:

Yeah that was a great joke

*Looks around

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Posting And You

German/Brit: You know, American beer is just like making love in a boat!

American: Oh yeah?

German/Brit: Yeah. It's f**king close to water.

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Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

? quote:Blonde jokes piss me off, but this had me rofling.

Wow, that thing is still going?!? Thats what, 3 years since it last came through here?

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Tracer Bullet said:
German/Brit: You know, American beer is just like making love in a boat!

American: Oh yeah?

German/Brit: Yeah. It's f**king close to water.

That's horrible. Did you think it up yourself?

1941. Two german spies enter a pub in London. They approach the bartender.
"Two gins, please" said one of them.

"Dry?" asked the bartender, to which the other spy replied "Nein, nicht drei! Zwei!!!"

What's truly funny is that my grandmother told me that one.

http://www.snarkpit.net/forums.php?forum=1&topic=5639&start=30

(browse down for mine)

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

I'd like you to make me a mocha-caramel-hazelnut frappe, with raspberry syrup, whipped cream, and a pinch of nutmeg.

Then I'd like you to shove it up your ass and make me a coffee.

Andrei said:
1941. Two german spies enter a pub in London. They approach the bartender.
"Two gins, please" said one of them.
"Dry?" asked the bartender, to which the other spy replied "Nein, nicht drei! Zwei!!!"

What's truly funny is that my grandmother told me that one.

Lawl. I like germans... they're funny.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Blonde jokes piss me off, but this had me rofling.

caught on quick, but just out of curiousity i kept clicking and noticed
that after maybe the 25th or so link it starts cycling over again

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, "Howard. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality. "Howard, You're a veterinarian."

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Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.

ROFL!!!!

[size=13]my dad's a vet

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A chicken and an egg are in bed, doing the deed. Half an hour later, the chicken lights up a cig and the egg puts its... shell back on and gets ready to leave.

The chicken puffs and says "Well, I guess we answered that question."

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

"Hey, don't expect me to get hard, I just got laid!"

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

When Nixon visited the USSR, Brezhnev showed him a Soviet phone of the
latest technology in which it was possible to call Hell. Nixon called
the Devil. The conversation cost only 27 Kopecks.

Upon returning to America, Nixon told everyone about the Soviet marvel.
But as it turned out such a phone had been invented in America a long
time ago. Nixon again called Hell, but this time the conversation cost
12 thousand dollars!

Nixon, understandedly upset, cried, 'But in the USSR a phone call to Hell costs only 27 kopecks!'

'Yes sir, but there it was a local call.'

Hugh said:
A chicken and an egg are in bed, doing the deed. Half an hour later, the chicken lights up a cig and the egg puts its... shell back on and gets ready to leave.

The chicken puffs and says "Well, I guess we answered that question."

had me lol :smile:

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_007215314.html

Is it bad I laughed at that?

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Nickelplate is my dad

Yes.

Windows 98 said:
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_007215314.html

Is it bad I laughed at that?

you were kidding right?

How could you possibly laugh on something that terrible ??

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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.

seriously.....

....my thinking is because hes a f**king spoiled no load little s**t brat who likes to stir up s**t, uncaring, unfeeling, and basicly with no more than a childs perspective on the world, and should be banned until he gets a grip, a clue, and a little experience.....

......any questions?

Doc

I was joking, ou guys don't take a joke well.

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Nickelplate is my dad

That's because it's an awful joke. Get a grip man. It's a shame the
website m0ng feature no longer works, I was just about to turn you into
one.

Think before you post something so incredibly stupid next time.

Don't worry, we'll get Lep to code the website/village idiot or something.

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

Gwil said:
Think before you post something so incredibly stupid next time.

that would imply that he has the ability.

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i eat paint

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240

Its so kid on xbox live arguing with his mom, its funny.

<html><head><link rel="stylesheet" href="themes/standard.css" type="text/css"></head><body topmargin=2 leftmargin=2>

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240

Its so kid on xbox live arguing with his mom, its funny.

Dude that is messed up. If I was that kid's dad I would break the Xbox across his head. Kid's should never talk to their parents like that. It's disguisting.

If that kid was mine the power to the whole house whould have gone off
and he sertaily wouldn't be playing on no xbox the next day cos I'd
have sold it.

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Tinterweb site
Deviantart

Human knowledge belongs to the world

idd

hiya spartan, long time no see

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

screw that little s**t.....back on topic.....

i just read this....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10766971/

serves his ass right.... i didnt mean spartan, btw... :heee: welcome back stranger...

Doc B... :dodgy:

haha thats pretty funny.

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Windows 98</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I was joking, ou guys don't take a joke well.
</DIV></DIV>

Son, I'm cutting off your allowance... and I'm gonna start making you watch your mother and I have sex again. And I'm confiscating 2 of your new x-boxes, and you can't drive the Denali anymore. I hope you'll learn your lesson, Bubbala.

/oh and the mouse thing: SWEET!

MY funny thing:

I was driving on my way to Colorado to go skiing yesterday, and I stopped in a gas station to go pee, I went in and as I was doing my business, this guy walks by and says to another guy in a THICK Redneck accent: "Ah kin see yer weener."

And the other guy says in an equally Redneck drawl: "Wanna taste it too? Ahuh huh huh!"

You may have just had to be there, but it was SERIOUSLY funny.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

That mouse story is amazing. I don't even feel bad for the guy.

Hahaha, Nickel, that's funny... probably because I know what a genuine redneck accent sounds like, thanks to my lovely community college and hometown.

I don't feel bad for the mouse guy either, but I wouldn't feel bad for him either way since I've never met him. Killing mice is all fine and dandy, but you shouldn't burn 'em alive, it's unfriendly.

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One day you'll know what you're talking about, I can hardly imagine

Maps! - Audio blog!

The guys 81, he's not rational.

81 is rational, its an integer. Its also a perfect square, and its square root is also a perfect square, interestingly. If he was slightly younger, say his age was the square root of 6560, then he wouldnt be rational.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

lol !

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1976314898516214440&q=pokemon

Laffo

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Nickelplate is my dad

98, you're an arse.

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i eat paint

***walks away shaking head...***must ....resist

Doc B

:shocked:

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.::Dark|Masta::. - One name. One legend.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that the only good pokemon is
a carbonised
one? :evilgrin:

That was terrible Andrei...

I remember that animation... :biggrin:

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

I found this site which has some funny vids on it.

Also found
these
vids that were done by the same people vedeo 2 is the best I
think.

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Deviantart

Human knowledge belongs to the world

Also found
these
vids that were done by the same people vedeo 2 is the best I
think.

Welcome to like... 1999

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Nickelplate is my dad

Thanks mister 98.

I hadn't seen those, the second one was awesome gimp!