• Having days where you to pretend to have a limp is a childhood ritual
• No pain or trauma is comparable to having sand rubbed off your legs by your parents
• A fat person describing themselves as "cuddly" in lonely hearts is fooling no-one
• By inserting lettuce you convince yourself you've just made a healthy sandwich
• Whenever you compliment your mother on a splendid meal she'll
  insist it could have been better if she hadn't forgotten some random
  and pointless ingredient</li>

All lifted from a book, called, "100% True!" Anyone have any more...
societal anecdotes, for want of a better phrase? The best ?2.99 i've
ever spent, to be honest!

100% true huh?

Its true that in towing a trailer behind a vehicle, that you are actually pushing it... No matter the direction.

Its true that you get no better gas mileage with your tailgate down on a pick-up while driving.

Its true that a tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable

Its true that I am not 100% accurate... All the time. shrugs

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Its true that I am not 100% accurate... All the time. shrugs

nice paradox.

Blades don't need reloading

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

Crono said:
Blades don't need reloading

lightbulb over noggin

"Blade Reloaded" - Man what a great movie title. :biggrin:

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The best things in life, aren't things.

I do the lettuce thing all the time. :smile:

Crono said:
Blades don't need reloading

Ah, the Zombie Survival Guide is great.

I'll tell you something else that's 100% true:

30 seconds before you have to get out of your seat, whether it be in class, in a car, or on the lifeguard tower, you'll get an erection.

Additionally, if you're in the car for an extended period of time (say 3+ hours), the random boner wont strike until right before you reach your destination... and even if you don't know when you'll be getting there, the boner knows.

:razz:

i'm scared...

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i eat paint

30 seconds before you have to get out of your seat, whether it be in class, in a car, or on the lifeguard tower, you'll get an erection.

Additionally, if you're in the car for an extended period of time (say 3+ hours), the random boner wont strike until right before you reach your destination... and even if you don't know when you'll be getting there, the boner knows.

Sigh, Morph.. it's called 100% True, not 100% Possibly or something.. :smile:

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-- midkay

Damn, I guess this means I'm the only one who gets plagued by phantom boners at all the wrong times. :razz:

Nope.

Haha. "At the wrong times"? Fine... but, "precisely 30 seconds before stopping somewhere you don't even know you're gonna stop"?

Not exactly two opposite things, but... :biggrin:

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-- midkay

Lard (rendered pig fat) is a lot better for you than hydrogenated vegetable oil. Tastes better too.

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o

Addicted to Morphine said:
Damn, I guess this means I'm the only one who gets plagued by phantom boners at all the wrong times. :razz:

You must learn to tame the piece.

2 + 2 = 4

100% true.

Not on a non base 10 system.

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Dark_Kilauea
DVS Administration
http://www.dvstudio-production.com/

Damn, I guess this means I'm the only one who gets plagued by phantom boners at all the wrong times. :razz:

You need to watch this...

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

Addicted to Morphine said:
I'll tell you something else that's 100% true:

30 seconds before you have to get out of your seat, whether it be in class, in a car, or on the lifeguard tower, you'll get an erection.

Additionally, if you're in the car for an extended period of time (say 3+ hours), the random boner wont strike until right before you reach your destination... and even if you don't know when you'll be getting there, the boner knows.

:razz:

You're a very Random-Boner-Oriented young man. Although I've noticed it's true what you say. I've also noticed that it's my fault for wearing loose boxers and loose shorts in the car all the time...

100% True:

As soon as you sign a contract to work somewhere for a whole year, you end up getting a new boss who is a jerk.

You finally find the right girl and her parents don't like you

There's NOT a job wating for you after you graduate high-school

there's NOT a job waiting for you after you get your Associate's degree

There's NOT a job waiting for you after you get your Bachelor's Degree

There's NOT a job waiting for you ANYTIME no matter what your counselors and advisors tell you about how "finishing school will get you a good job" I've looked and there's not jobs anywhere.....

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

It's a 100% true that I'm sick.
It's a 100% true that Sven-Coop is down right now.
It's a 100% true that I have no idea what is 100% true :heee:

You need to watch this...

Yeah, perfect!

Dark_Kilauea said:
Not on a non base 10 system.

100% true:

2+2=4 regardless of the base of counting system. For any base 5 or greater, the symbols are identical. For a base of 4 or less, the representation of the number will change, but the equation itself still holds. In base 4, 2+2=10 (which is 4), and in base 2 10+10=100.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

Heh, you fell into my trap. I was trying to explain to a friend about different bases that day, now I have a good explanation to give him :smile:

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Dark_Kilauea
DVS Administration
http://www.dvstudio-production.com/

I don't get it...

O Noez, I R been Trapt!

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

%100 True - The percent sign goes on the right of the number, unless used to replace a character, such as a space in a URL.

100% True - Drinks consisting of a shot glass dropped in a seperate glass need tall glasses, and legit. shot glasses, those tin foil things ust don't work.

100% True - It's possible to kill spiders with pens if you have good aim.

100% True - Listening to Walking Into Clarksdale is no substitute for studying.

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Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying

100% True - f**k pens, put spiders under cups and leave 'em for a week.

Pricing things as 39.90 ? instead of 40 ? actually manipulates people. It must work otherwise it wouldn't be as popular.

100% True

For every high point in life, there is a equal down point up ahead.

Or if you want to be opitmisic:

For every low point, there will be an equal high.

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Dark_Kilauea
DVS Administration
http://www.dvstudio-production.com/

reaper, they've been pricing things like that over here for ages... only we have another trick added "only 5 easy payments of 199.99 (spoken as one-ninety-nine ninety-nine)" First of all it gets people thinking that it's onlt 199.99 or if they don't look at the numbers on the screen they are mnipulated into thinking it is cheaper since it sounds like $1.99

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

French Toast said:
100% True - f**k pens, put spiders under cups and leave 'em for a week.

This one time, I found a bug on Little Cass, poised just above the eye. I ripped that f**ker off and stabbed it straight through its middle with a pen. Scariest f**king experience of my life.

What? Disgusting.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

reaper, they've been pricing things like that over here for ages... only we have another trick added "only 5 easy payments of 199.99 (spoken as one-ninety-nine ninety-nine)" First of all it gets people thinking that it's onlt 199.99 or if they don't look at the numbers on the screen they are mnipulated into thinking it is cheaper since it sounds like $1.99

lol, European marketing experts are just as much assholes as yours, trust me.

i think the worst thing here is gas prices, gas is always shown one cent down with .9 cents next to it that people tend to ignore, lame

also, most of you probably know this but .9 extended is equal to 1, 100% true

Yeah, i NEVER get my .1 cents back from the government. That's seriously bullcrap.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Nickelplate said:
You're a very Random-Boner-Oriented young man. Although I've noticed it's true what you say.

I hate to break to you guys but, the champion of randomness as far as erections goes to the older members of humanity. If you think your boners are random, try not being amazed at seeing one for the first time in a month or so.

whistles tunelessly

Not that I would know anything about such...... :rolleyes:

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Back on topic:

Its 100% true that the most mature child here, still thinks like a child.
Its 100% true that there is a new clinic in Sweden to treat.... Gaming addiction.
Its 100% true that I doubt that there is such an addiction...

Its 100% true that I am not 100% accurate on many things such as addictions. :rolleyes:

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Wow, sweet. I thought a gaming addiction clinic would have opened in Korea first though.

Back on topic:

Its 100% true that there is a new clinic in Sweden to treat.... Gaming addiction.
Its 100% true that I doubt that there is such an addiction...

Its 100% true that I am not 100% accurate on many things such as addictions.

Actually, there is something to videogame addiction, but in most cases it's nothing a good slap wouldn't cure. But try telling this to the family of that guy who died after playing counterstrike for 3 days in a row.

A lack of willpower and intelligence is NOT an addiction.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

A lack of willpower and intelligence is NOT an addiction.

It's called humanity.

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

True: attractive couples have ugly babies.

damn, i'll try to convince my gf we should never reproduce then

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

/me reminds my shallow friends to re-read "Ugly duckling" book.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

when someone says "i haven't got time to do that" he really means "that isn't high enough on my priority list to make time for that"

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

"Maybe" always means "no."

99.9% true : you can never be 100% certain about anything.

LOL

100% True: The 'Pit needs more emoticons

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Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying

100% true: i dont feel like reading pages 2 and 3.
100% true: i'm typing nonsense like always.
100% true: hammer2 needs a lot of ram so it won't say "your system is overloaded!"
100% true: i like typing this 100% true things!
100% true: i think it's enough.
100% true: i'm done.

100% true: i got nothin

Addicted to Morphine said:
"Maybe" always means "no."

And "no" means "yes."