OMG, FISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before you read that thread, just know that the flood fourm is moderated by people outside of the normal bungie moderators, as you will read in the thread.

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Just a little something I found on Portal at Weebl's Stuff. Possible spoilers I imagine for those who haven't played!

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Blog: www.playingarchitecture.net
LinkedIn: Eric Lancon
Twitter:@Riven202

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half of a worm.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? The Holocaust.

Apologies.

Lol, I have heard first one before, lots of times before.

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Here's one a girl I like at work told me last night:

How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth? A blender.

How do you get them back out of a telephone booth? Tostitos.

What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?

A baby chewing on an extension cord.

What pink, bloody and squeals when it in a bag of salt.

A peeled baby.

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Reality has become a commodity.

I got one.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Because it was bringing more Tostitos to the telephone booth.

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No, to get to the other side.

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You suck.

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Reality has become a commodity.

lol :razz:

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THIS IS SPARTA! (Sorry)

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

Take a look at this thread and scroll down to the "Ya gotta be s***in me" picture. Well it made me laugh anyway. Some of the replies are good too, this martial arts guy claiming he could beat up a chimpanzee and people arguing about it.

http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=398731&highlight=chimpanzees

What kind of freaks are they?

where do cousins come from?

auntholes

Headshots - Not as deadly as you might think:

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Blog: www.playingarchitecture.net
LinkedIn: Eric Lancon
Twitter:@Riven202

First off what game is that, its sexy. Second.. that is damn funny.

That's ArmA2.

lol, that's fun and pretty disturbing at the same time.

I have ARMA2.. Love it. That is what I thought.. I was just unsure.

My brother sent me this pic. I laughed my ass off.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Bwahaha. Oh so creepy.

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fishy said:
i had a laugh at this forum thread.
aaron moves up a peg, tbh.

That was the most immature, most childish and irresponsible reason to ban a user, remove their posts, edit their thread title, and on top of all of that they edited their own posts to remove the shit out of them, if I was the ISP of the staff of that forum, I would remove their internet access permanently. Censorship is a bitch isn't it?

In an attempt to keep the grandkids busy on the ride home I asked them to look out the window and find me some Eskimo's. I told them that they are rare this time of year and they will prolly be baking in the sun. They thought I said BACON and they wanted some Eskimo Bacon. I laughed myself silly.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

My mother-in-law was having one of her lucid moments this morning. She tells me.. "Hey Jon, have a look see at our new freezer"
I turn around and there is a new freezer behind me. I say how great it looks. She says "We got it from a yard sale. The people who had it said it was their parents who died and they ain't using no freezer a dead person used"
She shakes her head and says.. "Stupid, no dead people used it"
I laughed myself silly.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4sDKP.gif[/IMG]

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The best things in life, aren't things.

It's really nerdy but see if you understand the humor in this...

The symbols didn't work right. So it won't be as funny now but I'll try to rewrite it:

square root (-1), 2^3 , sigma, pi...and loved it!

This was some math humor on an assignment sheet for Algebra 2 w/ Trig in high school.

Revealed:
i 8 summation notation pi..... I ate some pie...and loved it!