Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Cash Car Star on
Fri Nov 2nd 2007 at 7:18pm
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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Finding half of a worm.
What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? The Holocaust.
Apologies.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Cash Car Star on
Sat Nov 3rd 2007 at 5:31pm
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Here's one a girl I like at work told me last night:
How do you get 100 dead babies into a telephone booth? A blender.
How do you get them back out of a telephone booth? Tostitos.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by hl_world on
Sat Nov 3rd 2007 at 8:08pm
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What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by RedWood on
Sat Nov 3rd 2007 at 8:30pm
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What pink, bloody and squeals when it in a bag of salt.
A peeled baby.
Reality has become a commodity.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Naklajat on
Sat Nov 3rd 2007 at 9:52pm
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Because it was bringing more Tostitos to the telephone booth.
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Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by RedWood on
Sat Nov 3rd 2007 at 10:26pm
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You suck.
Reality has become a commodity.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by haymaker on
Tue Feb 5th 2008 at 6:27am
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where do cousins come from?
auntholes
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by reaper47 on
Mon Jul 6th 2009 at 12:46pm
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lol, that's fun and pretty disturbing at the same time.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by G4MER on
Tue Jul 7th 2009 at 3:46am
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I have ARMA2.. Love it. That is what I thought.. I was just unsure.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Orpheus on
Fri Jul 8th 2011 at 1:39am
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In an attempt to keep the grandkids busy on the ride home I asked them to look out the window and find me some Eskimo's. I told them that they are rare this time of year and they will prolly be baking in the sun. They thought I said BACON and they wanted some Eskimo Bacon. I laughed myself silly.
The best things in life, aren't things.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Orpheus on
Fri Nov 18th 2011 at 12:39am
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My mother-in-law was having one of her lucid moments this morning. She tells me.. "Hey Jon, have a look see at our new freezer"
I turn around and there is a new freezer behind me. I say how great it looks. She says "We got it from a yard sale. The people who had it said it was their parents who died and they ain't using no freezer a dead person used"
She shakes her head and says.. "Stupid, no dead people used it"
I laughed myself silly.
The best things in life, aren't things.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Orpheus on
Tue Mar 13th 2012 at 12:30am
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The best things in life, aren't things.
Re: Recently Laughed
Posted by Necromancer on
Tue Mar 13th 2012 at 3:21am
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It's really nerdy but see if you understand the humor in this...
The symbols didn't work right. So it won't be as funny now but I'll try to rewrite it:
square root (-1), 2^3 , sigma, pi...and loved it!
This was some math humor on an assignment sheet for Algebra 2 w/ Trig in high school.
Revealed:
i 8 summation notation pi..... I ate some pie...and loved it!