How do you like your eggs?

My mom has breast implants...

<span style="color: lightblue;">Well do'h! </span>runs away even faster than before (jK) :evilgrin:

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(And TMI means "too much information")

Some studies show larger [natural] breasts relates to higher IQ...

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Makes sense to me :razz: .

Myrk- said:
Some studies show larger [natural] breasts relates to higher IQ...

Really? I guess its a good thing the girls with high IQ's and "B" breasts didn't get endowed with really big boobs. I do not think we need 10 million gods. :rolleyes:

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The breast size for the girls in my school also seems to be relative to their IQ.

Take for example this one girl: She has E size breasts, yet she is as
thick as they come, and i dont think hair is relative to IQ because she
brown hair and is still thick.

Then the smartest girl i know has c size breasts, my favorite :biggrin: .

Perhaps its just the girls i know, but that seems to always be the case.

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<DIV class=quotetext>I have the feeling that their IQ are invert-proportional to the size of their implants </DIV></DIV>

Perhaps they should've gotten brain implants instead. It's definitely more practical, and they don't jiggle too much when they're running.

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<DIV class=quotetext>She has E size breasts, </DIV></DIV>

I don't think that's the standard scale used to quantify breast size. After D, it's DD. Some people do use the "E" labeling, but that's not common in the U.S.

After searching the web on the topic, I've found several interesting factoids about breasts:

- This is a fascinating article about personality and breast shapes. I am skeptical of the science behind the "research", but it's colorful nevertheless.

- And do you know that gum chewing can enhance bust size?

*** WARNING ***

Members under the age of 17 should not visit the link below.

I found this article that's really quite elucidating for me. It's not pornographic or anything--it's more educational.

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I always heard that fondling makes the hard grow fonder. Perhaps there's a correlation here, somewhere?

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c'mon kiddies, tell uncle satch if the tiities are nice. what ones you like best ect.

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<DIV class=quotetext>10 pages, 10 pages with more than 50% about a little girl of 13. Simply amazing.

BTW, in Missouri you can still Wed a girl of 12 with parental consent. Go figure. :eek:

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yo, I live in missouri! but anyway a guy is being prosecuted for having sex with his WIFE because he is 22 and she is 13. WTF?

Satch, I've seen lots of nipples too, Mainly because i'm such a stud. or not. It's because All my girlfriends barring a few didn't care if i saw thier boobies. but, on to the point. I've seen some disgusting puffy ones. and some long ones too, like almost an inch, i'd bet. Also, dated a girl with Supernumerary nipples: she had THREE! That's probably why i have such a boob fetish is because of my diversity in dating.

Also, i think guys like asian boobs, because they are not big disgusting 36 DDD cups like some ppl have.they are mostly the right size and proportion to the body, which is also slim more often than not, but not lacking a nice butt. Asian women, if they eat properly, have very nice form.

Also, There is a theory in psychology (my major!!!) that all men have 2 different motives when looking at a woman's body and deciding whether it's attractive.

• The "extremist paradigm" which is an extremely small waist and huge boobs and medium ass, long legs, blonde hair, you know the classic "bimbo" look.
• then there's the paedophile. Which looks for smaller bodies andbreasts, and thinks that the bodies of women sohuld be completely hairless other than thier head. If you think about it, this is the body of a prepubescent girl; hairless, underdeveloped or small breasts, thin bodied. It's noted as well that most men with this approach also prefer pale skin to any tint, EXCEPT (oddly enough, satch) Asian skin color.

For those of us who are thinking, "I'm not a paedo!!" Just bear in mind that there IS a happy medium allowed in this theory. Unfortunately, that means you subconsciously want your mother. just kidding.

fishy said:
c'mon kiddies, tell uncle satch if the tiities are nice. what ones you like best ect.

I liked AA-thru C. AA was more "why are they so small" than attractive. But i'd not turn a girl down cause of it, you know? Uncle Satch? Nutsatch?

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Actually, i'm not a fan of Asian boobs, and alot of people i know aren't either.

I'm a big fan of pink nipples :biggrin: .

WarloK said:
Actually, i'm not a fan of Asian boobs, and alot of people i know aren't either.
I'm a big fan of pink nipples :biggrin: .

u mean like really light colored ones? cause the last girl i dated (2 years ago[bitch]) had nipples about the color of Desplesda's blog background. (see "my bro" thread) The weird thing was that she used to be fat, and got really skinny, so her skin was loose and her boobs were kinda like bags that used to be full and then were reduced to 3/4 full. So her nipples were like... hmm, how shall i explain... they were really... loose or something. It was really weird.

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I understand what you mean and it's a bad pic in my head.

Youre right i am a fan light coloured ones, but not to light nor to dark, sort of pinkish, reddish(my fav girl meets this :wink: )

I think what you're looking for is "Mauve" a good nipple color.

TIP: you can also tell a girl's nipple color by looking at her natural lip color. Remember this when you are fantasising in class about the girl 2 seats away.

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Hmm, I've never given too much thoughts on the color of the nipples. They all appear kinda darkish-pink/brown to me. I focus on the size and the consistency of them instead.

And hey, I did put a disclaimer on the breast picture posting. That should absolve all responsibilities on my part.

Yeah, and those longish nipples...they can look like some species of saltwater, bottom dwelling worms.

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Come to think of it you're right there. Unless the girl has skin cancer
in which case the lips tend to go blue, now theres a turn off.

P.S. Its the girl who sits beside me away not 2 seats away.

satchmo said:
Hmm, I've never given too much thoughts on the color of the nipples. They all appear kinda darkish-pink/brown to me. I focus on the size and the consistency of them instead.

Yeah, and those longish nipples...they can look like some species of saltwater, bottom dwelling worms.

yeah, the color apparently is a big thing for some guys. I've gotten spam from places that deal only in "PINK NIPPLES!!!!" but when you're fantacising about a girl you want as accurate of a picture as you can get, even down to the color, cause an asian woman would not look cool with really light pink nipples.

about the long ones, satch, in your medical opinion, how/why does that happen? and why does it seem that the women with the puffy nipples most often have hypoplastic breasts?

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in your medical opinion, how/why does that happen?

As you know, I am a pediatrician. So that question falls outside of my area of expertise. But if I have to surmise, I'd say it's just another variation. It's just like some people have longer ear lobes than others.

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Hrmm, looking at those educational boobies makes me think of something else... I really
don't like it when the girl herself is tan and her boobies are pale...
all-pale or all-tan for me, otherwise I think they look pretty damn
gross.

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hmm, seems to be so. I can honesly say that hirsutism is odd to say the LEAST.

I dated a nurse and helped her study a lot for her tests in her college classes, I got a lot out of it, plus it was funn cause i knew almost as much as her there for a while. I have always been an anatomy buff. I like reading about various conditions and stuff. and one of my reading spurts was on breast conditions and stuff. it was interesting, but now I can't see a pair without thinking what kind they are and what mght be off about them.

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You ever read the book Choke? That's essentially what the main character does. He goes to strip clubs and spends his time diagnosing the various skin conditions and diseases the women there have.

I think Indian woman are the most gorgeous race on earth. Though Pakistani woman are a close second.

Did you know India and Pakistan are in diffrent time zones that are only 30 minutes apart, becuase they hate each other so much?

"Nickelplate" said:
then there's the paedophile. Which looks for smaller bodies
andbreasts, and thinks that the bodies of women sohuld be completely
hairless other than thier head. If you think about it, this is the body
of a prepubescent girl; hairless, underdeveloped or small breasts, thin
bodied. It's noted as well that most men with this approach also prefer
pale skin to any tint, EXCEPT (oddly enough, satch) Asian skin color.

I have to admit it, I like when woman is smaller than me :smile: BUT I like
if she has got a lovely C-cup, which, most of the girls I know, do
have. Also, I think shaving is cool :smile: (yeah, hairless except for
head). But fully developed breasts. Doesn't have to be very skinny :smile: I
can also take most of skin colors, notice that Eileen is a bit brownish.

I daresay I am not paedophilic, since it just makes me disgusting, if
you hear someone above 30 having sex with 10 y/o or so... :-? sucks imo.

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someone above 30 having sex with 10 y/o

Agreed, but our society seems to accept 60 year-old men having relations with twenty-something girls. I think it's just as wrong, but I guess it's legal because the girl is already a consenting adult.

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Well... yeah. That's the problem. 60 yo getting 20 yo-s out with them.
It is legal however... yeah, the exact same reason - girl is an adult.
Yet it really feels weird such age differences... It would be quite
understandable if 20-40, 40-60... but the younger you are the smaller
the limits.

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The older u get the bigger the age difference can be. If you're 17 and dating a 13 year old, it's VERY different from a 39 year-old married to a 29 year-old

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Yea... I know.

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I like the girls in the magazines at my school library. 83

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I find the age gap more of a maturity thing. It isn't uncommon
for an 18 year old to date a 14 year old (senior and a freshmen) its
just I can help thinking, why? Why date someone who is (should
be) less mature than you?

Also, what is your take on younger guy and older girl? A friend
of mine dated a senior while he was a freshmen. It seems that its
only wrong when its a "dirty old man" going after a "poor young
girl". But when some young guy hooks up with an older woman its a
statment to the kid's "coolness(?)".

Seriously... I think its the fact that guys are always expected to be the one who take advantage of the other sex.

I was talking to my coworkers the other day and one of them said he
lost his virginity at the age of 14 to his little brother's 16 year old
babysitter. All the guys at work (including myself) were like
"That's Awesome!" And all the girls at work made sick faces and
thought that it was gross.

You try and make sense of that.

I started having sex at a young age. It was several years before I had a partner though.

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DrGlass said:
I find the age gap more of a maturity thing. It isn't uncommon for an 18 year old to date a 14 year old (senior and a freshmen) its just I can help thinking, why? Why date someone who is (should be) less mature than you?

Also, what is your take on younger guy and older girl? A friend of mine dated a senior while he was a freshmen. It seems that its only wrong when its a "dirty old man" going after a "poor young girl". But when some young guy hooks up with an older woman its a statment to the kid's "coolness(?)".

Well, I'll tell you. The dumbass senoirs who date freshman girls are bastards who are just looking to take advantage of the gap in maturity.
Freshman girls are immature enough that they still beleive that some senior jock wold ACTUALLY love them. hey still hold on to the childish notions that this guy who treats them so nicely will marry them and make them happy. The senior guys know this and use thier age and popularity to get the younger girls to like them, then after thy gain the girl's trust, they screw them a whole bunch, add the girl to his "f**ked her" list, and dump her. Then with her damaged self esteem and her mixed up emotions, the girl goes on to live a high school career as a ruined young lady confusing sex with real love and screwing every boyfriend she has even though she promised herself in the beginning to only do it after she was married.

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ffs,this thread needs deleted.

Bet you didn't expect this thread to still be going Fishy :smile: . Believe me, I'm surprised its lasted this long :razz: .

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ffs,this thread needs deleted.

Bet you didn't expect this thread to still be going Fishy :smile: . Believe me, I'm surprised its lasted this long :razz: .

Seems like certain subjects are popular. :wink:

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Why are you so surprised? With a mapping community full of adolescent guys, what did you expect when I start a conversation about girls?

My apologies to our gay members. I didn't mean to leave you out of the discussion.

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satchmo said:
Why are you so surprised? With a mapping community full of adolescent guys, what did you expect when I start a conversation about girls?

My apologies to our gay members. I didn't mean to leave you out of the discussion.

Without boobs, what do gays even LOOK at? how masculine a jawline is?

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DrGlass said:
I
find the age gap more of a maturity thing. It isn't uncommon for an 18
year old to date a 14 year old (senior and a freshmen) its just I can
help thinking, why? Why date someone who is (should be) less mature
than you?

Also, what is your take on younger guy and older girl?
A friend of mine dated a senior while he was a freshmen. It seems that
its only wrong when its a "dirty old man" going after a "poor young
girl". But when some young guy hooks up with an older woman its a
statment to the kid's "coolness(?)".

Well, I'll tell you. The dumbass senoirs who date freshman girls are
bastards who are just looking to take advantage of the gap in maturity.
Freshman
girls are immature enough that they still beleive that some senior jock
wold ACTUALLY love them. hey still hold on to the childish notions that
this guy who treats them so nicely will marry them and make them happy.
The senior guys know this and use thier age and popularity to get the
younger girls to like them, then after thy gain the girl's trust, they
screw them a whole bunch, add the girl to his "f**ked her" list, and
dump her. Then with her damaged self esteem and her mixed up emotions,
the girl goes on to live a high school career as a ruined young lady
confusing sex with real love and screwing every boyfriend she has even
though she promised herself in the beginning to only do it after she
was married.

Not every relationship is cut from Dazed and Confused. I see that
more older guy younger girl things are becuase of the maturity levels
meet in the middle. The older guy is a dork/social inept type guy
and the girl is a social inept, but mature enough to meet the males
lower level.

DrGlass said:
Not every relationship is cut from Dazed and Confused. I see that more older guy younger girl things are becuase of the maturity levels meet in the middle. The older guy is a dork/social inept type guy and the girl is a social inept, but mature enough to meet the males lower level.

That's the only senior/freshman relationships i've ever seen. I've never seen "dazed and Confused" either.

I remember that i had a huge crush on a really sweet girl in 7th and 8th grade. We went to church together and she was a really... pure type of girl. When we turned to freshmen, she was immediately snapped up by a senior track star. Scenario played out and she spent the rest of our high-school career as a low-self-esteem cum-dumpster.

I've seen this WAAAY more than this one time too.

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I suppose I didn't go to the normal type of highschool... I mean it was
nothing like what highschool life seems it should have been.

Yeah, movie highschool is bull crap. Everyone looks like they are 25 and all that. My first high school was like a giant popularity contest where the way to be "cool" was to put other ppl down. The high school i went to for the last 2 years was like the complete opposite. everyone was friends. weird

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There were just more black people in my school, white kids are crazy.

Without boobs, what do gays even LOOK at? how masculine a jawline is?

I'd suppose they look at the same a woman would look at. Some sort of nice exterior maybe....
What is the first thing you actually see of another person? Just the body. Its shape; its behavior (like moving and stuff). Then the smell, and mybe the sense of touch?

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My first high school was like a giant popularity contest

But it's only relevant if you buy into the system. I didn't care at all what other people think of me. I had the role of the extreme nerd, who didn't care about popularity or being cool.

Strangely enough, I became very popular when I was a senior. Perhaps it's because I was so confident being a nerd, and teenagers tend to envy people with lots of confidence.

For whatever reason, everyone knew me. I was the king of all the nerds at my high school.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Yeah, I was much-loved my senior year as well... I just assumed it was because they'd never have to see me again in a year. :smile:

Also, the first thing I notice about a girl is her hair. If a girl's
got shorter hair than me, I'll consider her a lesbian and run.

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satchmo said:
For whatever reason, everyone knew me. I was the king of all the nerds at my high school.

Or, a legend in your own mind. :smile:

I had a similar existence. In my day there were "Jocks" and "Hoods". Needless to say, I was a hood, and an unknown hood till my Senior year. My popularity grew in proportion to my self confidence.

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satchmo said:
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<DIV class=quotetext>My first high school was like a giant popularity contest

But it's only relevant if you buy into the system. I didn't care at all what other people think of me. I had the role of the extreme nerd, who didn't care about popularity or being cool.

Strangely enough, I became very popular when I was a senior. Perhaps it's because I was so confident being a nerd, and teenagers tend to envy people with lots of confidence.

For whatever reason, everyone knew me. I was the king of all the nerds at my high school.</div></div>

yeah i went from unpopular nerd type to popular jock in a month (i dont know how it happened probably my increase in athletic abililty) but im still that nerd at heart :biggrin:

warlok said:
Take for example this one girl: She has E size breasts,

i dont think that is possible for a 14yo. and also how would you have seen your 'fav girls' nipples at our age?

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I gave up on this thread, it's too hard to follow :smile:

1 name....

Vida Guerra

Look her up on google images.

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Windows 98 said:
1 name....

Vida Guerra

Look her up on google images.

very hot but not really my preferred type

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Yowza... she's almost as pretty as me.

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