that I don't even have to use shaving cream.

Sounds hawt. How many blades does it have?

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You see! Even us burly lumber jacks need things that are gentle at times! :heee:

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Breaking the laws of mapping since 2003 and doing a damn fine job at it

bfd, i never use shaving cream when i shave.
i do occasionally use some sand and a nice coarse rock.

I shave with a rusty nail.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

do you have any favourite shaving chairs, or do you like to stand on something cold?

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i eat paint

Real men should never feel the need to remove their own hair.

I just pull out any bits I don't want with my bare hands. True story.

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That is too short to be a story :wink:

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Just Kidding

Just Kidding

My personal midget does all my grooming for me. Those stubby little fingers can work some real magic. And if i take off the chains she fits in most overhead compartments.

we don't want to hear how you save your vagina

I rock.

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i'm

too sexy for my beard.

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the players tried to take the field
the marching band refused to yield

we don't want to hear how you save your vagina

LOL! That actually made me laugh. ps: I'm a ghost.

You don't know what it means to shave till you've shaved with a broken bottle and taco grease.

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ha I dont need to shave. Still a little young. Pull out with his bare hands..lol.

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Aaron's Stuff

Vash said:
we don't want to hear how you save your vagina

Right click, save target as.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

back when i had my beard and did a considerable amount of drinking if i wanted to trim it i would just get a lighter.

it works but you have to be on you toes to slap it out in time.<br style="color: white;">

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[size=16][color=red]You will never see the light,
bound always to live by lies[/color][/size]

i would just get a lighter.

Simple, cheap...and yet i've never thought of that! :eek:
Melikes.

Pffft, some weird people at my school burn their arm hairs with a lighter, and I tell ya the smell is terriable. It kinda smells like 2 quartz rocks after you hit em hard with each other to make a spark.

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Aaron's Stuff

yes.

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Why snark works.

Ok, I come back to the snarkpit and you all are talking about shaving. Great to be back. :smile:

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Dark_Kilauea
DVS Administration
http://www.dvstudio-production.com/

reaper47 said:
yes.

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

yes.

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Posting And You

Ok, I come back to the snarkpit and you all are talking about shaving. Great to be back. :smile:

At least you hadn't been gone as long as I had to find this happening.

It's nostalgic, this thread. Very nostalgic :smile:

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Designer @ Haiku Interactive | ReNo-vation.net

ahh, the memories.

don't you just love that smell of burnt hair when the flaming fart trick goes wrong....

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i eat paint

It's nostalgic, this thread. Very nostalgic :smile:

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Posting And You

Lol, golf clap for fishy *clap clap clap clap yessss...

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Aaron's Stuff

I went missing for almost two weeks, and I forgot to bring a razor. Now I'm wondering if I should shave it all off just yet, or wait a lil' while. Opinions? I don't need them for the more annoying hairs, but I do for the potentially stylish ones.

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Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying

If you can't grow a proper covering all around the correct areas for a goatee/full beard I wouldn't bother.

I shave my beard off once every couple of months on a whim and I have a goatee back within 2 days... anything over 10 days to me would say it's not worth bothering with. Anyhoo, there is the ubran myth (is it true?) that shaving often makes it grow back more quickly and more thickly.

edit: It ain't true!

Clinical studies have demonstrated that shaving does not have an effect on hair growth rates or density

An unmarked quote? I'm inclined to believe it.

I believe I'll shave all but the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, but I'm still waiting...

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Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying

I believe the myth is based on the idea (which may be true) that the hairs first come out really thin, when you shave you cut off the fine ends and are left with thick hair stumps, so as they grow you now have hair that is thicker and more visible, rather than faster-growing.

Or its all just a load of crap anyway. If I dont shave for a day my face looks like its got sand on it.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

Yeah Wil5son, what you just said, I heard on a tv show once.

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Aaron's Stuff

I can't put down the blade without a shadow.

Clinical studies have shown that men who shave their heads will still go bald, while grannies that shave their mustaches will still end up with a freddy mercury.

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i eat paint

Lol.

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Balls.

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Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

Wrong topic?

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Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying