MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!

Hey All. Just wishing everyone at the SnarkPit a very merry Christmas. Have a good one.

Generally pleasant generic festivities to you and your familial unit. (politically correct for



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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Agent Smith</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Hey All. Just wishing everyone at the SnarkPit a very merry Christmas. Have a good one. </DIV></DIV>
Aussies, always bragging about how their festivities begin a day before ours.

i wish Des was here, he'd put you in your place. :heee:

Sorry Orph, but I didn't choose to be the future, it chose me...

...or some such rubbish. Naah sucks to you, Australia Rocks! :biggrin:

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Agent Smith</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>, Australia Rocks! :biggrin:

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you mean, IS rocks.. a whole forking s**tload of them too.

XXXOOOXXX

looks around
HEY!.. who stole the mistletoe

I've got to agree with you to some extent there, but it ain't all rocks. We've got some lovely dust too :biggrin: .

We'll call it even and end this line of conversation before it turns into another flame topic, deal? :beerchug:

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Agent Smith</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I've got to agree with you to some extent there, but it ain't all rocks. We've got some lovely dust too :biggrin: .

We'll call it even and end this line of conversation before it turns into another flame topic, deal? :beerchug:

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not till i find that damned mistletoe.. you ain't getting out of a smooch that easy. :dodgy:
besides, didn't you see the pics i posted on that big freaking hole? theres a rock or two in there i tells'ya

Have it your way then Orph.



Pucker up. :biggrin:

*group hug everyone*

And old Leperscrooge didn't put snark snow on the site, BAH HUMBUG!

Merry Christmas all, hope everyone has a santastic time :smile:

May the force be with you cough.

Nah, seriously:

Merry Christmas!

And remember: fear the crate :razz: .

Talking bout teh force, here he is, wishing you all a very happy christmas !

YAY SNARKSNOW!!!

Marry Christmas and a happy newyear!

Oh, and catch some snarks as you go. Snarkball fight, anyone?

Merry christmas everyone!!

P.S.

love the christmas snarks :biggrin:

Happy Holidays

M[color=red]ERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY111!!~~!111!!![/color]

Yup, Merry Christmas! I think we on the pacific coast of America are last in line. damn Aussies

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Tracer Bullet</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Yup, Merry Christmas! I think we on the pacific coast of America are last in line. damn Aussies </DIV></DIV>

/me reckons Alaska and Hawaii might have that covered TB.. damn those pesky Aussies.
/runs

muhahaha, the aussies dont get any snow at christmas.

all they can do is go to the beach for a spot of surfing and some perving at the girlies playing volleyball.

/singing

"Dashing through the snow

On a pair of broken skies

Over the hills we go!

Crashing into trees!

The snow is turning red

I think I'm almost dead

and Now I'm in the hospitial with, stitches in my head!!!"

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting fishy</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>muhahaha, the aussies dont get any snow at christmas.

all they can do is go to the beach for a spot of surfing and some perving at the girlies playing volleyball.

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hmm yes, that sounds like a wonderful christmas tradition to me.

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Orpheus</DIV>
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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Tracer Bullet</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Yup, Merry Christmas! I think we on the pacific coast of America are last in line. damn Aussies </DIV></DIV>

/me reckons Alaska and Hawaii might have that covered TB.. damn those pesky Aussies.
/runs

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Yeah, but I was thinking in terms of our members. I don't think we have anyone from either Alaska or Hawaii.

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Tracer Bullet</DIV>
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Yeah, but I was thinking in terms of our members. I don't think we have anyone from either Alaska or Hawaii.

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two things come to mind though

1) we have over 1,200 members, if we don't, something is seriously wrong.
2) a large percentage of those 1,200 do not bother filling out a location.
in spirit, i agree with your comment though.

Yaaay Christmas! Merry Christmas everyone! It isnt for another 9 hours and 17 minutes here, but what the hell.

And I love the snark snow!

3Hours, 8Minutes 47Seconds and counting :biggrin: .

I was going to start this later on to night, but here we go:

Twas the night before Christmas (at the snarkpit)

continue with a snarkpit theme

And not a creature was sturring; not even a snark

Oh god the snarks are taking over my monitor. Get off you little bastards!

Twas the night before Christmas,
And not a creature was sturring; not even a snark.
Oh god the snarks are taking over my monitor. Get off you little bastards!
And so it was said- Snarkmas was upon us.

The End

Wasn't that nice children?

You can now buy this lovely story as a book or cassette, and now in DVD form with Gordon Freeman reciting. Act now and recieve a free Snarkticlaus action figurine!

First 10 customers get a free snark firecracker and an inflatable headcrab erotic toy. :kitty:

I wonder what we're all going to get tomorrow... I have a mysteriously large wrapped package under my tree O_o first impression was that it was a rocket launcher....

Merry Christmas everyone!

PS I cant quite read some of the posts due to floating snarks. Where the hell are they comning from!?!

Probably from the snarkclouds from above. Where do you think snarksnow comes from, sheesh :rolleyes:

The Stork!

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Yak_Fighter</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Probably from the snarkclouds from above. Where do you think snarksnow comes from, sheesh :rolleyes: </DIV></DIV>
/me opens box of depends i got for Xmas.

Well hopefully I'll either go into a coma and not wake up untill boxing day or i'll just get so rat arsed I carnt remember the day either way I dont want to see tomorrow.

Oh and merry christmas

Merry Christmas!

<3

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting wil5on</DIV>
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<3

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<:::;;;:8 :rolleyes: Lol, how rude. :razz: rofl

bah humbug..................

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting fishy</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>bah humbug.................. </DIV></DIV>
B-but Mr. Fishy, I-it's Christmas!!!

Well, It's really getting close now... in about half-an hour or so, I leave for Christmas Eve Mass :smile:

/me is an altar server

Merry Christmas fellow snarkpitters and thanks for a fine year :smile:

Cheers

F**k christmas, load of cack.

I celebrate half heartedly, but merry christmas to everyone else!

Hope it's a good un!

F**k christmas, load of cack.

I celebrate half heartedly, but merry christmas to everyone else!

Hope it's a good un!

Thats exactly what I think I just dont celebrate but I do partake in the receving gifts (which I would gladly not do but people keep giving them to me) as I nether have the money or can be arsed to give them and in the good old crimbo dinner

I think we on the pacific coast of America are last in line.

But it just means that we always get to have to last word in the thread!

Anyways, cheers to everyone and God bless all (this coming from an atheist). I might not be religious, but I have Christmas spirit to spare. It's my favorite holiday.

When it comes down to it, it's all about family (either holy ones or secular ones). We should not forget to cherish the things we have. Treasure every day and savor every moment. We're all blessed to be given the opportunity as a part of this wonderful world.

May peace on Earth be a reality one day.

I AM SANTA CLAUS

Santeeeeee!

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<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Cassius</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>I AM SANTA CLAUS</DIV></DIV>
Who would your elves be then?