I decided to start a thread about GF's. Yay! If you have one, tell us about her and try to post a picture.

Contrary to VERY popular belief, even Jimmi has a GF :rolleyes:
I think she is sooo cute! But she thinks she is ugly, but most GF's think that :wink:
She is also 15, like me.

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/2941/me2bu9.jpg

She makes me so happy :smile:
And she lives about 8 blocks from me, even better :wink:

I've got b*tches, not girl friends, many b*tches.

Lol.

I had a lot of tail when it didn't matter. :smile: Now that it would matter
I can't get any... I guess the years following puberty destroyed me. I
have friends though that are girls, but not a gf in the literal
meaning. :sad: I guess geek boys aren't too hot among the more beautiful
sex.

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Dystopia - Empires

:sad: I guess geek boys aren't too hot among the more beautiful
sex.

Among the shallow and superficial girls you mean.

If a girl likes you only for your looks, then how long will it be until
she ditches you for some jackass who's on the football team or
something?

I've never had a gf up to date because I never needed one. I once had a crush on a foreign girl but that's another story.

And most guys my age (18) keep changing girlfriends like they were
socks anyway. This superficial love is nothing but trouble imo. Bleeeh.

Ive had one girlfriend and i ended up avoiding her :smile: thats probally why it didnt work and i broke up i had no idea wtf was happening and she asked me out

Aside from that i have alot of friends who happen to be girls and im quite sure theres a few that are deeply in love with me :razz:

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Why Do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties

Hey guys I've had sex :rolleyes:

well of course I havent had a girl friend!

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As it happens i'm a misogynist. Or I can't get any. No, i'm definately a misogynist.

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Andrei</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>And most guys my age (18) keep changing girlfriends like they were socks anyway. </DIV></DIV>

if you mean two at a time, it'll be no more than a distant memory by the time you reach Orph's age :biggrin:

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Yak_Fighter said:
Hey guys I've had sex :rolleyes:

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Some people are like slinkys...

They aren?t really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh when one tumbles down the stairs.

I had a girlfriend for about a year or so. Never really went anywhere, but nothing bad happened either :smile: ( no arguments, fights, disputes, etc)

Around my age the average 'relationship' (which isn't really much of a relationship) lasts a month or two. I've had a steady girlfriend for 2 years now. <3.

Hey guys I've had sex :rolleyes:

QFT

But just to chime in here: its all about the attitude, if you think/act
like your a loser, then so will girls. Strong relation ships are better
built off of confidence than pitty.

/my 2 cents

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Tracer Bullet said:
<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Yak_Fighter</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Hey guys I've had sex :rolleyes:

</div></div>

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

? quoting Tracer Bullet

? quoting Yak_Fighter
Hey guys I've had sex :rolleyes:

using your hands don't count as sex guys

? quoting Tracer Bullet

? quoting Yak_Fighter
Hey guys I've had sex :rolleyes:

using your hands don't count as sex guys

QFT :razz:

I'm definedly afraid of the girl bacteria. :razz: So does anyone here know what War Rock is about?

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

Me and my GF in a great relationship because we like each other for who we are (Ie, she has been so pissed off in the past from "players" going out with her and just doing it too look cool) but yeah, we are also like best friends.

Another thing, erm, she is quite strong. She came from USA, and she, er, used to play american football, but not as a team because girls arent allowed. She once said "Hey, want to play", and im like "Yeah, but I wont be to harsh on you!", and then she ended up practicly smashing me to a pulp. Yeah. :smile:
And she gets cute when she is pissed off, expecialy when she swear, or when she is in a bad mood

I've been with my girlfriend for nearly 3 years now :o

Don't have a pic atm though :sad:

Omegaslayer, your 2cents sounds like you need to be 50cent to have a girlfriend. So wrong. Women don't like men that over exert themselves in that respect- its called arogance :razz:

Then again, as the wise prophet once said-

"Self pitty din't help no one"

Mr T.

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yeah. we've started to look for an appartment to live in together.

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

no, what girls like are these guns flex

<span style="color: silver;">Nice picture, Blister....yours too, Jimmi.</span>

Thanks Dark tree :smile: .

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/Forceflow/meandmygf.jpg

I am the dork on the left, obviously.

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

obviously

Nice gf m8.

Honey, the guys on the internet think you're hawt !

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

NOW that is an insult

More of a big mistake than an insult...

"Honey, the guys on the internet think you're hawt!"
"YOU PUT MY PICTURE ON THE INTERNET?!"
"Uh oh..."

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I better not say that to my GF, she is about 4 times stronger than me and would proberly put me in intensive care :rolleyes:

Nah, I bet she does the same on her forums too :razz:

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

Uh oh :sad:
Wait...she doesnt go to forums...or does she...

Uh-oh, better clean your browser history. :wink:

Yeah that reminds me - When talking to her once over MSN, she asked me to change my DP. Well, unfortuantly you can choose it too ANY image of any size, and I accidently clicked the wrong image and loaded something...err...not exactly appropriate ,what is commonly know as a "Taurin Fox", something a friend of mine sent me. Its a picture of a "anime" fox (Taurin Fox) skrewing another fox, taurin having a 19" c**k. :rolleyes:

Yeah that reminds me - When talking to her once over MSN, she asked me to change my DP. Well, unfortuantly you can choose it too ANY image of any size, and I accidently clicked the wrong image and loaded something...err...not exactly appropriate ,what is commonly know as a "Taurin Fox", something a friend of mine sent me. Its a picture of a "anime" fox (Taurin Fox) skrewing another fox, taurin having a 19" c**k. :rolleyes:

cough

You know Jimmi, there is such a thing as too much information. You could have easily ended that story at "not exactly appropriate." :razz:

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Oh well, I enjoy creating a full picture. I do that often.

Jimmi said:
Yeah that reminds me - When talking to her once over MSN, she asked me to change my DP. Well, unfortuantly you can choose it too ANY image of any size, and I accidently clicked the wrong image and loaded something...err...not exactly appropriate ,what is commonly know as a "Taurin Fox", something a friend of mine sent me. Its a picture of a "anime" fox (Taurin Fox) skrewing another fox, taurin having a 19" c**k. :rolleyes:

Lol, why was it still on your hard drive then?

It turns my woman on when I talk about her on the internet.

I get turned on while reading a Cassius post.

I get turned on while reading a Cassius post.

Who wouldn't?

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

oooooook...

Thread rating 5/5

Edit: Why is the sarcasm color green?

I hate reading the girlfriend bragging threads when I'm solo :evilgrin:

It turns my woman on when I talk about her on the internet.

Is your love-robot on the same circuit as your computer, cass ?

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:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer

when i was young and knew everything, she was a punk and rarely took advice.

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the players tried to take the field
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Easily the best or worst thread in Snarkpit history. I can't decide.

If you follow your heart nothing can stand in your way.

I understand the adults taking the highroad with this thread ("look guys, I've had sex crew"), and part of me aggrees with them... but at the same time the innocence of this thread kind of appeals to me. So I'll bite.

No girlfriend at the moment. My last steady relationship lasted 2 years (although 6 months of that were the rocky on-again off-again type) and that all ended maybe 22(?) months ago (it'll be 2 years sometime in the fall). Since then I've had flings, which I thought would be fun but it just left me feeling empty. If you want a sense of how I felt, go listen to "Tiny Vessels" by Death Cab for Cutie.

And now, part of me wants the intimacy of a girlfriend, but another part of me is enjoying the time I have without having to feel dependent on someone else to make me happy. Alone, I get to think for myself, to grow, and hopefully mature some more. It's like I want to cultivate myself so I can enter my next relationship being sure I wont make the same mistakes that brought down my last one.

All in all, I wouldn't say I'm looking for love at the moment, but if I meet the right girl by chance...

Sorry for the essay.

Yeah that reminds me - When talking to her once over MSN, she asked me to change my DP. Well, unfortuantly you can choose it too ANY image of any size, and I accidently clicked the wrong image and loaded something...err...not exactly appropriate ,what is commonly know as a "Taurin Fox", something a friend of mine sent me. Its a picture of a "anime" fox (Taurin Fox) skrewing another fox, taurin having a 19" c**k. :rolleyes:

Two questions: why did your friend send you that image; and why did you keep it?

As for myself, I don't have a girlfriend, because I'm in an engineering school. I think what happened was, everybody enrolled for the sole purpose of meeting women. Grrr...

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Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.

Engineering is no barrier, I met my girlfriend doing engineering. But surely, enrolling in engineering to meet girls is counter-intuitive. Perhaps they were trying to use reverse psychology...

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher